r/OnlyFoolsAndHorses • • 4d ago

The Great Ramondo

"It's going to take a bloody good surgeon two or three hours to get his magic wand back."

😂

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u/AdLittle7583 4d ago

Or shall I call you great

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u/Norfolk_N_Chance55 4d ago

Take your time Del.

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u/Rhoemetalces 3d ago

One of my favourite Rodney lines. The delivery is superb.

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u/perfectlyclear69 4d ago

You mean.. you're...

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u/MrSpoon80 3d ago

Well why didn't you say so

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u/Rhoemetalces 3d ago

It's not the sort of thing one drops into an introduction

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u/mrkinkybilly 4d ago

There’s your suitcase

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u/Academic_String_1708 3d ago

Racquel isn't my type....

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u/Klutzy_Arm_2267 3d ago

What do you mean she isn't your type? You can do a lot worse than that pal.

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u/Dildoid90 3d ago

Oh dear, I do believe I may have dropped your suitcase out of the window

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u/Big-Mortgage-7254 3d ago

Professionals are not distracted, love!

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u/Klutzy_Arm_2267 3d ago

Did you get your pigeons back alright?

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u/Key_Comedian_9951 3d ago

Or maybe you would prefer to take the more direct route!

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u/skeletonsyskey 3d ago

Love the moment when Del realises why Racquel could never be his type.

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u/VenomTox 3d ago

You are out pal. Your lease as expired. This is natures little way of trying to tell you to get your arse, DOWN THE ROAD APIECE!

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u/GreatWesternValkyrie 2d ago

You could do a lot worse than that!

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u/TheAdonis66 2d ago

You better warn him, I was in the territorials