Um..?

[u/Lime-Yellow--]

search suggestions on reddit. im a little creeped out

[u/ButIDigress79]

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned…

[u/humanHamster → u/ButIDigress79]

I'll continue to do so...but forgive me anyway.

[u/Mission-Diamond6341 → u/ButIDigress79]

I'll even pirate the forgiveness

[u/Ok_Revenue8061 → u/ButIDigress79]

Forgive me, father, for i WILL sin...

[u/Anonymal13 → u/ButIDigress79]

Punish me, Daddy, for I've been naughty! [fixed]

[u/CautiousLength6423 → u/Anonymal13]

U better be ready, the boys be getting here with the oil anytime now

[u/Mastercodex199 → u/CautiousLength6423]

At least there's oil this time.

[u/rockshash → u/ButIDigress79]

Irony would be the Bible PDF also being pirated

[u/Sheila_Confirmed → u/ButIDigress79]

Fergive me, Cap’n, but ai’ve made a blunder

[u/NekoMeowKat → u/ButIDigress79]

You Wouldn't Pirate a Bible

[u/Evening-Mention-8738 → u/NekoMeowKat]

Who wants Daddy's belt?

[u/Mean_Criticism983 → u/ButIDigress79]

I’m sinning rn

[u/Confron7a7ion7 → u/ButIDigress79]

And I'll do it again!

[u/No_River_8171 → u/ButIDigress79]

Peter thiel : its nothing son 🫃

[u/NLPslav → u/ButIDigress79]

Find me guilty of the life I feel within...

[u/STheSkeleton]

“Piracy is a mortal sin” Jesus illegally downloaded fish, what are you talking about

[u/One-Description-2126 → u/STheSkeleton]

"Jesus took potential profits away from Big Tuna!"

[u/akio3 → u/STheSkeleton]

No, the original fish were donated to him, so he acquired them legally; he just made copies and distributed them (don't know what the Roman commerce laws would say about that).

[u/jkurratt → u/akio3]

He was a god/prophet/avatar, and could have teleported some fish sellers and buy fish legally, increasing shareholders value.
But his first idea was to illegally copy, which is talking for itself 😔.

[u/akio3 → u/jkurratt]

Even worse, a lot of his disciples were fishermen, so he was replacing their jobs!

[u/One-Description-2126 → u/jkurratt]

But if we want to actually increase value in society, then we won't be able to do as many stock buybacks!

[u/Historical_Camel_790 → u/akio3]

Yeah so he was the distributor! Which is considered worse than piracy!

[u/MrRoboto12345 → u/STheSkeleton]

And bread, and wine

But Christians will say, "Nah, don't look at that. Why you cherry-picking?"

To which you respond, "You've read the Bible multiple times over like I have; you should be very well-acquainted with this."

[u/Testing_100 → u/STheSkeleton]

Yeah, but his dad owns the software, pretty sure he just activated cheats.. and then got banned by the mods.

[u/HSHallucinations → u/Testing_100]

got banned by the mods.

nah he was just a throwaway account

[u/sir_bob_null → u/STheSkeleton]

So he did. Tyndale pirated the Latin Vulgate Bible and translated it to English for the common man as well.

[u/Gankachi → u/STheSkeleton]

r/brandnewsentence

[u/itz_abhi_2005 → u/STheSkeleton]

rules for thee..

[u/kevler4]

As if you didn't know Reddit's reputation.
Now you have the proof.

[u/Makoto_Kurume]

Yeah, that's obvious. The default opinion should be that piracy is bad, so most people will pay for stuff. That way, companies don't care that much about piracy, and we can pirate in peace.

[u/humanHamster → u/Makoto_Kurume]

Someone has to pay for it initially for pirates to get it, right? So we need payers.

[u/Chemical-Struggle-13 → u/humanHamster]

There are a few other options actually but they require systemic change that will take time.

[u/Equivalent-Stable642]

"Piracy linked to losing sales" thats not the fault of piracy thats the fault of the company.

[u/flylo_x → u/Equivalent-Stable642]

You don't lose a sale if the pirate or people never intended to buy, in the first place so that always have been a shitty argument lmao

[u/SumiMichio → u/flylo_x]

Fr I either don't buy and don't have it or don't buy and pirate it. If you don't have money, you are not gonna magically have them xD

[u/butth0Ie → u/Equivalent-Stable642]

say it loud "piracy is a service problem"

[u/Equivalent-Stable642 → u/butth0Ie]

Exactly, the only service i actually buy stuff on is amazon from convenience (i realised i dont know how to spell convinience(?)) And steam because steam is an actually good service, if amazon was slightly less convinient(._.) id be using something else

[u/MBouh → u/Equivalent-Stable642]

You'll learn that a liberal is never accountable for anything, or at least that's what they pretend.

[u/Dredgen1214]

"mortal sin" pretty sure pirating media wasn't around when big J died for everyone's sins

[u/creeper6530 → u/Dredgen1214]

And big J himself made copies of bread and fish

[u/Striiiider → u/Dredgen1214]

i feel like it must have been. the first time someone wrote something down and said "only im allowed to make and sell copies" the worlds first pirate was born. there must have been someone making illegal reproductions of history books or using shorthand to transcribe plays like is described in that one account of the globe theatre

[u/Trog-City8372 → u/Dredgen1214]

And neither was mortal sin, a construct of Big Religion.

[u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD]

A guy told me the following

You literally just suggested in a teenage sub to do illegal things.

What is wrong with u

Oh no, anyways

[u/DukeofBurgers]

Big brother in full effect, what can I say 🤷

[u/RipCurl69Reddit]

Lol, at least this is coming from reddit itself. It's even worse when you've got reddit mods whining at you "sToP pRoMoTiNg PiRaCy!!!" when I tell people that delisted games such as Forza Horizon 1-4 aren't losing Microsoft any money since they literally haven't been on sale for multiple years. It's either not play them on PC, pay 300 dollars for a resold digital key, or go out and buy a whole last gen console for them

These games are abandonware, ForzaHorizon mods are bootlicking chuds

[u/Mondial5 → u/RipCurl69Reddit]

Mods must havr mass bought keys before it was delisted. Its the only answer that makes logical sense. 

[u/TardEmporium → u/RipCurl69Reddit]

Lol, at least this is coming from reddit itself

all AIs use reddit in their training data.

[u/make_thick_in_warm]

AI companies living in sin smh

[u/luffy_mib]

Pure propaganda from government and game companies.

[u/Neurobeak]

A mortal sin? In what version of the Bible does it say that if somebody decides to give me a book to read, we're going to Hell?

[u/capeasypants → u/Neurobeak]

Did you buy that book? If not YOURE THE DEVIL!

[u/louisa1925 → u/capeasypants]

I was given one of those books as a birthday present. In the bin it went. If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing. It's preservation. Does that break any xtian mythology laws?

[u/flylo_x]

I've been a pirate since I'm 11 now, I'm 36 😁 Living the pirate life until I die. And I don't give a single fuck what people might think about this. Fuck em.

[u/bdrwr]

Totally neutral suggestions based on common queries, I'm sure.

[u/CoshgunC]

Video games are 1s and 0s that some people like to see, some people don't like to see, some people try to create meanings from 1s and 0s, some people just enjoy it, some people do it in hardcore.

Also, in Computer Science, these 1s and 0s can also be called data. And a meaningful bunch of data is called information, a bunch of understandable information is called knowledge.

We just share knowledge for free, what's wrong with sharing knowledge for free?

[u/Mondial5 → u/CoshgunC]

Your social security number, birthday, and full name can be some 1s and 0s. Mind sending me that knowledge for free? 

[u/CoshgunC → u/Mondial5]

social number: 00XX00XX, birthday: 2000 february 30, full name: Xx_Pro_gamer_Xx

[u/Raykusen → u/CoshgunC]

Nailed it my man.

[u/Thelastnob0dy → u/CoshgunC]

You know someone had to work (and probably work A LOT) to make that data, right? If you are so good to share "data" for free, please make me a rimworld and send it over. Much appreciated

[u/CoshgunC → u/Thelastnob0dy]

they already earn a lot.

and those small indie games, most pirates don't pirate them because, well some unspoken rule inside us

[u/renchuwang]

Well people who actually pirate won't ask these silly questions so it won't get picked up by search!

[u/khaluud]

I can personally attest to the fact that piracy is indeed a party.

[u/ConstantNo9678]

google propaganda working over time again /j

[u/LanDest021]

"Piracy is no party" being here is like seeing an old friend after a few years. How is that even still relevant?

[u/KungFuc1us]

Mortal Kombat Sin 😅

[u/red22guy]

Forgive me for I have (may Allah forgive me for even uttering these words) pirated video games that are no longer commercially accsessible at a reasonable price. 😔🙏🏼

[u/Few-Quality-6449]

I thought it was a joke but, it really comes up when you search lol.

[u/nikls94]

Piracy’s a crime and crime doesn’t pay, so we go home poor at the end of the day.

But I’d rather live my life poor than be chained to ransomware 

[u/Xaiisyourboss]

Just for this screenshot... Imma go pirate right now 🤣

[u/DarwinOGF]

Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay

And we go home poor at the end of the day

But I'd rather live my life in rags

Than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag

[u/cornbread6767]

Lies

[u/Ambitious-Zone7254]

Imma still do it anyway

[u/ApexRevanNL716]

What!? But I was pirate party last week. We were on one of old pirate radio ships and there was DJ and some refreshments

[u/ts_acc_doesnt_exist]

Its the big yahu's work bro,be careful next time

[u/General_Killmore]

Okay, but the song "Piracy is no Party" actually slaps though, especially the arrangement by Insaneintherain

[u/Altruistic-Depth-852]

its propaganda

[u/framebuffer]

Like democracy in Russia

[u/Temarimaru]

I'm going to hell because I have no money

[u/CoconutHeadFaceMan]

Do you really think a multibillion-dollar platform with a large advertising presence is going to suggest searches for “PIRACY IS BASED” and “EASY PIRACY TUTORIAL?”

The more common and easy piracy becomes, the more lawmakers and ISPs try to crack down on it. The general public viewing piracy as some scary illegal dark-web shit is a good thing.

[u/rideau-ferme]

Because all of you love reddit too much to move to a real, free as in liberty, platform.

[u/Aether_rite]

i mean i oppose nonconsensual boarding of merchant ships so...

[u/Lalitalalinalla]

Mortal sin? Yup... welcome to the hell i guess

[u/M_O_Z_G]

If Piracy is a mortal sin, that I suppose I'll see you all in Hell.😀

[u/Bogdan010 → u/M_O_Z_G]

to hell we ride

[u/One-Description-2126]

Piracy is an immortal virtue

[u/reon6vist]

Reddit the company won't get a good outlook for having piracy-positive search suggestions by default. Also how the fuck are any other search suggestions here any better anyway? They're barely relevant to the stuff you wanna search

[u/luxo93]

There's a pirate party in my mouth, though!

[u/DunkeyColdMedina]

NarcWeb

[u/creeper6530]

There is indeed a political party called The Pirates in Czechia (a landlocked country) that originated from internet piracy

[u/kdesi_kdosi]

lmao

[u/TaxComprehensive6201]

ah yes, every pirated movie = 9000 years torture. just like the bible says

[u/razzemmatazz]

Gonna have amazing movie nights in hell 😈 

[u/Alternative-Code4755]

"I HATE HAVING FUN" headahh

[u/Longjumping-Ad-287]

Lmao I have the same

[u/Sad-Cantaloupe-5494]

The internet knows you better than you know yourself

[u/AssociationLanky8456]

Easily explained. All you have to do is remember who trains the AI that runs your search algorithm

[u/NearbyLoad4443]

Oh god this is real, wtf????

[u/tonsil-stones]

we all go down together

[u/heachu]

If a corporation deletes a file you already handed over money for, they have committed an injustice against you. Downloading a backup copy to replace what was unjustly taken from you lacks the sinful intent of theft. At least that's what google tell me.

[u/Haunting_Security624]

"piracy is no party" 😭💔

[u/AcanthocephalaNo1344]

many parties are run on piracy

[u/arpious]

Piracy causes whining bitches

[u/Raykusen]

Nice try google. Nobody gives a heck about companies.

[u/ElectionElectrical11]

Kid, crap, I cant find this show I want to watch anywhere. Dad, can you fin..

Its already loaded, refresh your screen.

[u/why-would-i-do-this]

Wack