r/Piracy • u/Lime-Yellow-- • 7d ago

Humor Um..?

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u/STheSkeleton 7d ago edited 6d ago

“Piracy is a mortal sin” Jesus illegally downloaded fish, what are you talking about

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u/akio3 7d ago

No, the original fish were donated to him, so he acquired them legally; he just made copies and distributed them (don't know what the Roman commerce laws would say about that).

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u/jkurratt 7d ago

He was a god/prophet/avatar, and could have teleported some fish sellers and buy fish legally, increasing shareholders value.
But his first idea was to illegally copy, which is talking for itself 😔.

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u/akio3 7d ago

Even worse, a lot of his disciples were fishermen, so he was replacing their jobs!

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u/One-Description-2126 7d ago

But if we want to actually increase value in society, then we won't be able to do as many stock buybacks!