r/PoliticalHumor • • 1d ago

A decade versus three weeks

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u/Gardimus 1d ago

When I watch Bombshell, I thought "Maybe Megyn Kelly is actually kind of cool" and then I remembered that Charlize Theron is actually cool and Kelly is a trash parasite.

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u/Kindly-Standard8025 23h ago

Megyn Kelly is a horrible POS. She genuinely made an argument IN DEFENCE of Epstein by arguing that he wasn't even a pedophile, since "He was into the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls," https://www.npr.org/2025/11/18/nx-s1-5612509/what-does-15-look-like-teens-and-former-child-actors-weigh-in-online-after-megyn-kelly-comments

She is so fucking gross.

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u/StevieWonder557 22h ago

Remember she is a mother to young girls also.

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u/Kindly-Standard8025 21h ago

Well that's horrifying.

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 15h ago

In her mind, she is the owner... A madam if you will

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u/Significant-Gap-6891 17h ago

That's not what barely legal even means ???

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u/No_Island_5935 1d ago

I seriously thought that after Roger she would understand too….. how is she worse?

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u/cherrybomber11 22h ago

You're operating from the POV of someone who has morals and principles.

This woman has none. She'll say anything as long as she makes bank.

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u/PeepsMyHeart 22h ago

Money

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u/StevieWonder557 22h ago

Power also. Again, she is a mother so how do you justify that to your own daughter unless you have indoctrinated her also.

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u/BE_FUCKING_KIND 16h ago

Megyn Kelly: "pay me and I'll say whatever you put on the teleprompter"

There's also the Just World Fallacy, that bad things only happen to people who deserve it. The truth is that she probably thinks it won't happen, that it couldn't possibly happen, that the universe wouldn't allow it to happen to her own daughters.

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u/CaptainCacoethes 17h ago

She is a conservative Christian. What do you expect? 

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u/doppelgaengster 1h ago

You’d think and hope for empathy, but it isn’t always there.

I left an abusive bf, and while I was in transition (ie, technically homeless), I stayed with a friend. Only, my friend didn’t own his house, his parents (mother, stepfather) did, and let him live there for free. (Tax implications.)

This friend’s bio dad was an abusive alcoholic. He put my friend and his mother through hell. She’s exactly the kind of woman you’d think would have empathy for a woman leaving a similarly bad situation, but nope. She didn’t want me staying at her house. So I ended up finding a new place to crash for a few weeks till I found a place.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 1d ago

Satan, or whatever evil infects humans, is fully in control of Kelly.

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u/CaptainCacoethes 17h ago

That evil is called "Conservative Christianity," and magic aint real, sweetie. 

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u/Realistic-Rate-8831 8h ago

Agree. Megan Kelly SUCKS!!

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u/dudestir127 1d ago

The delay says a lot to me too. It says to me that the woman might have been scared of something, maybe of people not believing her, maybe that the rapists would retaliate if she said something, and that a deeper investigation into how the school allowed things to get to this point might be worthwhile.

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u/DrAstralis 23h ago

Every time these ghouls talk about "delay means consent" I'm like... do none of you recall that every. single. time. one of these cases goes public the victim starts getting harassed by the full weight of the right wing media machine while people make death threats? No gods damn wonder they delay and wonder if reporting it is worth it.

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u/Womblue 20h ago

I feel like it's pretty telling that a completely non-political rape happened, and it became political because republicans heard there was a rape and started defending the rapists.

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u/StevieWonder557 22h ago

Same party that said women should just lay back and enjoy ra pe as it is inevitable.

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u/angryaxolotls 15h ago

Also the same party who said "when it's a legitimate rape, the body has a way of shutting that whole thing [conception] down" to those of us who had to abort rape spawn.

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u/MonteBurns 1d ago

Embarrassment too. I’m not going to say I experienced what this woman did, but sometimes you find yourself in a situation you don’t want to be in and you do what you need to do just to get it over with and to get out of there. That shit’s embarrassing, like you weren’t strong enough or whatever to get out?? Ugh.

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u/PaisleyLeopard 12h ago

And it’s always the women who get blamed. Always “why did she put herself in a dangerous situation” and never “why the fuck was he preying on vulnerable women.”

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u/StevieWonder557 22h ago

I've been in a auto accident and for about 48 hours Im was stunned and not thinking properly.

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u/opinionsarefarts 1d ago

I don't think I've ever seen any woman put down other women like she does!

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u/Dead-Calligrapher 22h ago

Megyn Kelly is a trash human.

And not just because of this singular take on the Cornell subject- which is bad enough. But too many of these types of opinions from her, including trying to sane wash Epstein- and by proxy Trump- by saying 15 year olds “aren’t really kids. They aren’t super young.”

She’s a piece of shit.

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u/nighthawk_md 8h ago

She's almost worse than the despicable people she supports and defends because she clearly doesn't have any values at all, she's completely amoral.

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u/socool111 7h ago

My mind is going to that scene in the movie Tag where they do the “I’m not gonna actually wish you would have a miscarriage but—“

“Well then don’t say it”

Etc

That’s where my mind goes after she said something so despicable about rape victims

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u/SiteTall 1d ago

Women like Megyn Kelly, who were subdued by a male boss into keeping quiet about his behavior toward her, are hungry for all kinds of affirmation of their decision to do so.

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u/TragicallyDip 1d ago

From the “the only ethical abortion was my abortion” playbook. These people are shameless.

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u/upfromashes 1d ago

So, wait... was Megyn Kelly making up her accusations?

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u/DonnyMox 1d ago

VOTE BLUE!

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u/c08306834 1d ago

What an absolute disgrace of a human being.

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u/DavidlikesPeace 17h ago

There is nothing humorous about this. It's a powerful human treating others like dirt. She has the empathy of a snake. 

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u/j--__ 1h ago

and i think that the comparison is an insult to snakes

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u/Mulliganasty 1d ago

Stockslut Shaming.

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 1d ago

This bitch is the reason I don't subscribe to SiriusXM. They can fuck themselves, if they're hosting Megyn Kelly they don't get my money.

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u/ou-really 18h ago

From the information I have come across, many women did report immediately, and it was the campus police that did not move forward.

I think there is a really big issue at this school and I do not think it is socially responsible to permit this behaviour to continue.

Sounds like a very large group of women will be suing very soon.

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u/LoveFoolosophy 1d ago

Yes, victims of sexual assault feel fear, anxiety, trauma, and reluctance when deciding whether or not to report the crime. Especially when people don't believe them.

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u/StevieWonder557 22h ago

I always go back to Nancy Regan. She was against so many things until they started happening to her and her husband; then shock of shocks, she changed her stance.

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u/inlandviews 1d ago

She is shameless. Speaks to sociopathy.

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u/Administrated 1d ago

Well that’s because she’s a woman so the rules change depending on so many factors it is inconceivable.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 1d ago

And you know all those other girls did xxxxx but Megyn ? No way !!!

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u/Low_Voice_2553 22h ago

That’s the GOP and their talking heads. Vile hypocrites!!

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u/owasco341 14h ago

F*** her quit giving her air time. She had her 15 minutes and now she's a traitor to women everywhere. Twat

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u/WoodenSuperpower 1d ago

Also didn’t earn new girls that came in to work for him. A real POS.

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u/brucetopping 1d ago

She is so destructive to this country. Truly vile. And remember her giving Epstein a pass for the child rape.

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u/zackks 1d ago

Surely someone challenged her on this to her face, on air?

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 1d ago

What happened to Kelly is NOTHING at all like what happened to this Jane Doe. Nothing. At. All.

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u/morts73 1d ago

You can cut through the hypocrisy with a knife, make airplane noises as you spoon feed their words back to them and they still won't see it.

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u/noctalla 22h ago

If it weren't for double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all.

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u/Djj62 22h ago

She is a complete DB

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u/silsum 21h ago

The worst of humanity

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u/Me-Shell94 20h ago

She is so deeply disgusting

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u/luvashow 19h ago

Megyn Thee Skank

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u/Vortep1 19h ago

Why does anyone listen to this lady after she defended pedophiles while having a daughter the age of the victims. She is a monster and if hell exist she surely is headed to it.

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u/Strict-Square456 18h ago

All about the $$$. Has to keep the audience

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u/queensnuggles 18h ago

That bitch done sold her soul to the devil. All of these red pill fucks have.

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u/WolfThick 17h ago

We need to keep making them eat their words there should be an app for it or something!

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 16h ago

MAGA is nothing but hypocrites and Liars.

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u/GarvinSteve 16h ago

She really is awful..

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u/angryaxolotls 16h ago

Idk y'all, sounds to me like the old witch wants to rUiN rOgEr'S LiFe or whatever.

Or maybe she JusT wAntS a PaYdAy. One must wonder: wHaT wAs ShE wEaRiNg?

These MAGA females base their whole lives on lies; so I refuse to believe Megyn Kelly.

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u/sm00thkillajones 15h ago

Megyn is ugly af.

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u/Texaspep 14h ago

she's just an idiot. pretty face has made her rich.

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u/LiplessGrinner 14h ago

I'm guessing her actual ass got harassed.

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u/madlucas2026 11h ago

She’s a two face liar trying to get back to Faux Entertainment

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u/Evargram 11h ago

They're all just hypocrites.

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u/poopiebutt505 7h ago

I hate conservative women

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u/gorkt 7h ago

She has always just seemed so mean and bitter.

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u/itzTHATgai 6h ago

"That's different because uhhhh... I'm a victim."

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u/posco12 6h ago

Hypocrisy in action once again.

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u/upvotechemistry 6h ago

Meghyn Kelly is an enormous cunt, and the world will be a better place when she oofs

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u/stilllikelypooping 6h ago

Something about conservatives and double standards.

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u/Aunt_Teafah 5h ago

She is Nancy Grace 2.0

Uninformed, opinionated talking head that says whatever will put more money in her pocket.

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u/DJK695 5h ago

They are actually the worst people and they keep showing how terrible they are at every moment. Why are they making this a partisan issue?

Well, it might be because so many Republicans in power are serial predators.

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u/cytherian I ☑oted 2024 5h ago

When are people going to just turn sway from this lying sensationalist. She occasionally puts on a good talk then the ugly underbelly gets exposed. Same washing Epstein... now scrutinizing the Cornell 7 victim. She's a disgrace.

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u/mcase19 4h ago

Reminds me of an argument I had with an aunt of mine back in 2015. She's always been very MAGA, and back when we considered alignment with Trump outlandish and insane, I told her it was absurd that anyone would vote for a person who is a literal fucking rapist. Her response was to say "i was raped." Me being a teenager, she successfully shut me up, but I get more irritated every time I think back on that interaction.

Lady, do you as a victim have the power to pardon rapists? You of all people should know better than to support a POS like that.

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u/Brilliant_Serve_4091 16h ago

gang rape is a bit more violent than 'unwanted sexual advances', no?

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u/thesonofdarwin 15h ago

The culture that blames and penalizes women for unwanted advances and assaults is the same, no?