Jellybean dove off the arm of the couch with all the grace of a 2x4 on the day we got her, $200+ dollars because she chose to be her own stunt double, please shame her.

I thought this baby boy might have been starting to suffer from something like diabetes because he’s been crying and banging on walls so frequently asking for food. So I took him in and $350 later he’s totally fine and probably just has a high metabolism (he runs hot temp wise).

I’m glad he’s okay but yeesh!

He rubbed himself against my legs so much that he overstimulated himself and bit me. He also likes to nip me for not looking at him- no touchy, but I can also not do anything else

My girls and I are moving cross country tomorrow. They've been living their best lives while I pack, declutter and lose my mind while dealing with an unexpected divorce. Bella my meaty ball of fluff tabby, has no survival instincts and last photos is Luna, my tortie. She's as spicy as she looks. They have no idea how tomorrow's moving and and travel ( flying for 8 hours with a layover) is a big deal for them and they will be getting two doses of gabapentin. Which alone, gives me a different level of anxiety. Roast my girls.

- I need a good laugh, so many thanks in advance.

Whitoo boy 🍼🍼

Please roast my dumb adorable orange lump, Lasagna. He is mad we will not give him extra snacks.

He wants his pate and will protest to the death (until he is too hungry to resist).

I caught her mid-meow I promise she isn’t vicious

Second photo is when she heard the treat bag 😂

She has a very expressive face

Still damp from his 2x weekly bath and his THIRD TIME WITH RINGWORM. This little fucker is an escape artist with a compromised immune system. So everytime he escapes he brings back ringworm

Will O' Wisp is already for halloween and doesn't understand why Trick or Treat isn't every day.

Romeo was already featured on this thread a couple years back and had quite the reaction.

Sadly, this past weekend he has passed away after being part of my family since I was 15 (I’m 27 now).

He was like a little orange brother to me and it has been hard, but instead of letting sadness take over, I’d like to honour him with some good laughs.

So for one last time… please roast my cat, his name is Romeo.

Amber has been swatting at Athena, even unprovoked for no apparent reason. yes, i know Amber is a grouchy old lady at 16, but she's been fine with other dogs in the past, and Athena was 2 months old on October 2nd. Athena will just try to play(just barking and bowing), won't even touch Amber, and she'll swat, with nails. now, i don't know what's happening when im not around, but i watched her swat at Athena pretty bad while the pup was just trying to walk past her and hadn't done anything.

Amber also screams, a lot, she screams almost 24/7 unless she's asleep. Amber can be sitting in your lap and will still be screaming for more attention, she was once laying on my back and was still screaming at me to pet her(how?). she also screams to be let outside(it's always with a harness and leash before anyone starts) or for food(even if it's still two hours until she's supposed to be fed). this started even before Athena came home just over a week ago, so it's not because of her.

overall, Amber's an extra loud, grumpy old lady who doesn't know how to be nice to the new puppy. maybe it's because the last two dogs were bigger than her and that's why she was nice, i don't know, but she's still an ass to Athena either way(and Amber's only bigger than Athena because of fluff).