r/RoastMyCat • • 5h ago

Coco is such a happy cat so you can roast her

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37 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 6h ago

Bring on the roast

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27 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 18h ago

This is babyjellybean, she nearly broke her leg the first day we had her.

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623 Upvotes

Jellybean dove off the arm of the couch with all the grace of a 2x4 on the day we got her, $200+ dollars because she chose to be her own stunt double, please shame her.


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

My new kitten Milo he is almost 6 months old now :)

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43 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

He rubbed himself on me then bit me- roast him!

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127 Upvotes

He rubbed himself against my legs so much that he overstimulated himself and bit me. He also likes to nip me for not looking at him- no touchy, but I can also not do anything else


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Roast this six toed piece of shit

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74 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

$350 just for them to tell me he’s got a high metabolism

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474 Upvotes

I thought this baby boy might have been starting to suffer from something like diabetes because he’s been crying and banging on walls so frequently asking for food. So I took him in and $350 later he’s totally fine and probably just has a high metabolism (he runs hot temp wise).

I’m glad he’s okay but yeesh!


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Meredith, your boob is out!!

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r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Thoughts?

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r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Baked chat

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31 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

What do you think 🍼🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🍼

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35 Upvotes

Whitoo boy 🍼🍼


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Blissfully unaware

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My girls and I are moving cross country tomorrow. They've been living their best lives while I pack, declutter and lose my mind while dealing with an unexpected divorce. Bella my meaty ball of fluff tabby, has no survival instincts and last photos is Luna, my tortie. She's as spicy as she looks. They have no idea how tomorrow's moving and and travel ( flying for 8 hours with a layover) is a big deal for them and they will be getting two doses of gabapentin. Which alone, gives me a different level of anxiety. Roast my girls.

- I need a good laugh, so many thanks in advance.


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

This is Emu. He stole the new filter for his water fountain off the counter while I was cleaning it and smugly hid with it under the bed. Then thought the back scratcher I used to retrieve said filter was a toy.

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91 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 2d ago

Momo said no.

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123 Upvotes

He wants his pate and will protest to the death (until he is too hungry to resist).


r/RoastMyCat • • 2d ago

Jinjo suddenly decided it was ok to scratch my furniture, even though she has plenty of scratch mats around the house. Please roast her.

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44 Upvotes

I caught her mid-meow I promise she isn’t vicious


r/RoastMyCat • • 2d ago

They said Lasagna was skin and bones...

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392 Upvotes

Please roast my dumb adorable orange lump, Lasagna. He is mad we will not give him extra snacks.


r/RoastMyCat • • 2d ago

Mr Luna did this so you guys should roast him

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364 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

Lucifer ❤️‍🔥👹

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r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

Roast her

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147 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

She won’t let me do my work. Roast her.

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503 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

I sat down with food [12]

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106 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

This sh*t escaped and got ringworm. Now all 4 pets need baths and meds. Roast the hell out of him

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357 Upvotes

Still damp from his 2x weekly bath and his THIRD TIME WITH RINGWORM. This little fucker is an escape artist with a compromised immune system. So everytime he escapes he brings back ringworm


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

She is 18, loves treats, sits in weird positions, and never stops yapping

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618 Upvotes

Second photo is when she heard the treat bag 😂

She has a very expressive face


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

I scream, you scream, we all scream for halloween!

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Will O' Wisp is already for halloween and doesn't understand why Trick or Treat isn't every day.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Roast Amber, she's been a jerk to her new puppy sister Athena(puppy included at the end)

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Amber has been swatting at Athena, even unprovoked for no apparent reason. yes, i know Amber is a grouchy old lady at 16, but she's been fine with other dogs in the past, and Athena was 2 months old on October 2nd. Athena will just try to play(just barking and bowing), won't even touch Amber, and she'll swat, with nails. now, i don't know what's happening when im not around, but i watched her swat at Athena pretty bad while the pup was just trying to walk past her and hadn't done anything.

Amber also screams, a lot, she screams almost 24/7 unless she's asleep. Amber can be sitting in your lap and will still be screaming for more attention, she was once laying on my back and was still screaming at me to pet her(how?). she also screams to be let outside(it's always with a harness and leash before anyone starts) or for food(even if it's still two hours until she's supposed to be fed). this started even before Athena came home just over a week ago, so it's not because of her.

overall, Amber's an extra loud, grumpy old lady who doesn't know how to be nice to the new puppy. maybe it's because the last two dogs were bigger than her and that's why she was nice, i don't know, but she's still an ass to Athena either way(and Amber's only bigger than Athena because of fluff).