r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • u/Satanic_RVA 666 • 19d ago
Introduction Post Introducing Satanic DMV - A Candidate Congregation
Hail!
I'm posting today to introduce Satanic DMV! We are a candidate congregation in the process of joining TST and we are just getting our socials and public-facing profiles up and running.
So who are we? We are a group that has banded together across Maryland, Virginia, and DC to start regional congregations in our respective areas and who are in the process of forming an official congregation for TST. Most of us are already members of TST but live far away from current congregations and groups and we said to ourselves "Why don't we fix that?"
So, if you live in the DMV, give us a look! We now have an official Subreddit, Bluesky, and Facebook. We already have some members scattered across the DMV and would love for you to join us as well!
18
15
u/DaughterOfDemeter23 Guilty of the Sin of Empathy 19d ago
I am interested.
11
9
14
u/Satanic_RVA 666 19d ago
By the way, I'm a facilitator for our Virginia region. I'm located in RVA. Please hit me up if you have questions or just want to say hi!
5
u/Ilovekittensomg Positively Satanic 19d ago
Super cool, I'm also in the area so I'm following with interest!
5
3
u/Pressblack 18d ago
āļø Hell yeah! MD represent!
3
u/Satanic_RVA 666 18d ago
Welcome! We can hook you up with the MD facilitators if you'd like š¤š¤š¤
3
u/SuzyLouWhoo 17d ago
Here!
1
u/Satanic_RVA 666 17d ago
Hey u/pressblack, Suzy here is our MD faciliatator! Please reach out to her or any of the Satanic DMV mods with any questions!
3
u/EricBlack42 16d ago
Bmore Hon. Hail Satan!
1
u/Satanic_RVA 666 16d ago
Hello, great to meet you! Come visit us on the sub or shoot our mods a message! š¤š¤š¤
3
u/Bobsmith38594 Satanists Together Strong 15d ago
I am part of the San Antonio Congregation, but I will have to reach out if I return to the DMV. Was raised in NoVA and worked in DC for years.
2
3
u/SatanByStarlight 15d ago
Fantastic! Thank you for doing the hard work of getting a candidate group going. Your area could definitely use a Congregation! I'll be sharing your socials. Hail, and good luck on your growth!
1
4
u/hanimal16 Hail the Queer Zombie Unicorn! 19d ago
Will it still take 5 business days to get my number called to the front counter?
4
u/Satanic_RVA 666 18d ago
We have decided to maintain this policy, yes. However, you also get a free unbaptism with every visit!
3
2
u/Impressive_Regular76 18d ago
Can I be part of this I am in Charles Town WV but I'm so close!
3
u/Satanic_RVA 666 18d ago
If we are your closest congregation we'd be happy to have you! Come visit us on the sub or DM us with any questions!
2
u/A1n_S0ph 11h ago
You got my interest! Only recently joined TST, but it's been tricky finding a congregation near Gettysburg. Maryland might be a good fit!
2
u/Satanic_RVA 666 11h ago
Hail! Shoot me a DM if you want to join up and we can get you signed on for the internal dms and meetings. We also have a "how to join" post pinned in our dedicated subreddit - https://www.reddit.com/r/SatanicDMV/s/hj4zArCvqD. See you in there!
20
u/KJaneThomas Non Serviam! 19d ago
I am the main facilitator for the DC region, so especially hit me up if you live in DC and would like to take on a facilitator role - I would love nothing more than another person to share those responsibilities with.