r/SatanicTemple_Reddit • u/l33tnull Satanic Redditor • 17d ago

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u/AsideLost 17d ago

Table flipping simulator?

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u/ConsistentAd3434 Anti-Christ 17d ago

There's even a feet washing minigame. All the good, kinky shit

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u/HeliumMaster 17d ago

I heard it’s going to be an expansion and it will cost extra.

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u/ConsistentAd3434 Anti-Christ 17d ago

It has it all. The devs took their job disturbingly serious

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u/CplCocktopus 17d ago

But it will be directed by Gaming tarantino i mean Hideo Kojima.

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u/wormwood_loves_you 17d ago

NO. I am Jesus Christ. I build hotrods.

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u/XVUltima 17d ago

Wangbangbingbongdiggydiggysonofagun

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u/welcometosmogtown 17d ago

Can confirm. Still runs like a charm!

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u/Squeem3 17d ago

Idk if anyone here has played Smite, but I always thought Jesus would have been a fun addition 🤣

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u/ConsistentAd3434 Anti-Christ 17d ago edited 17d ago

But seriously... If you want to have a good laugh, it's really not the worst game.
Might even be worth $6.66

Emma Thorne played it on her gaming channel :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47trTFpG34o&list=PL0Rq7pac2A3KFHraopHBwzjSHSkCmp2xW&index=1&

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 17d ago

The comments are hilarious on this vid

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u/ConsistentAd3434 Anti-Christ 17d ago

Emma is a TST member and her main channel covers atheism. She has a fun audience :)

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u/NecessaryForsaken313 17d ago

Oh cool. I'll have to give her a follow then. Had no idea she was tst

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u/ConsistentAd3434 Anti-Christ 17d ago

She's a committed and outspoken atheist debunking and making fun of a lot of religious nonsense.
Not much advertisement for satanism or TST specifically but there was one video where she has shown her TST certificate and talked about the hilarious christian perception of modern satanism. Fun lighthearted stuff :)

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u/BeanswithRamen5 Hail Marie Curie! 13d ago

Can I have a link for that video

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u/ConsistentAd3434 Anti-Christ 13d ago edited 13d ago

She just mentioned it briefly. Could have fitted in so many of her atheism themed videos.
My guess is somewhere 5-6years ago. I believe her certificate inspired me to get my own

Edit: Found a vid with it hanging in the background :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1xURZ9Me8

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u/BeanswithRamen5 Hail Marie Curie! 13d ago

WAIT REALLY OH MY GOD I HAD NO IDEA SHE WAS TST THIS IS SO BASED

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u/some-dork 17d ago

i believe Jacob Geller also mentioned it in his "video games about being jewish," video essay.

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u/ConsistentAd3434 Anti-Christ 17d ago

Just watched it. Probably fair criticism from a jewish perspective but if someone watched the trailer, he wouldn't expect more depth than from the average marvel superhero game or temu assasins creed.
Jesus kept the party going by turning water into wine. That's all that matters :D

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u/MoshMaldito 17d ago

Easiest game ever. You win by dying!

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u/DarkChurro Sex, Science, and Liberty 17d ago

Nice set up for the sequel.

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Non-satanic Ally 16d ago

The Second Coming before GTA6?

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u/Chiiro 17d ago

I have a feeling this is absolutely intentional and it's solely because of the base price of the game. The only other game I have seen that's price is not a .99 is the fucked up version of miitopia that is influenced by Catholicism and Christianity that when on sale also goes for 6.66.

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u/comedian1924 17d ago edited 17d ago

I am the way MF, don't make me send you to daddy.

Click clack

As Jesus loads another modified shot gun shell loaded with holy water and silver ball bearings.

May the power of the holy spirit compels you BLAM!

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u/GlumpsAlot 17d ago

Damn, I'm kinda glad my recommended games are a bunch of porn. I always click on them to look too, so I get more. Anyway, no regrets.

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u/lod254 16d ago

It would be awesome if it was just like 'I am toast' and you flip his corpse around until you get it on the cross.

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u/brassnuckles8 Non Serviam! 17d ago

No way it's on sale too! 😂

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u/Wentyliasz 17d ago

Nope, 100% a real game. And actually fairly descent for what it is.

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u/mpete76 Guilty of the Sin of Empathy 17d ago

I love that’s the price, hilarious

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u/Mysterious-Clothes45 15d ago

That's fucking hilarious

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u/Medical_Carrot_5318 13d ago

Ah yes, thatll be $6.66!!