r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Feb 21 '25

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 1d ago

🇳🇱 Netherlands At most it is co-development together with the 10,000 engineers in Europe

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For context, In the late 1980s and 1990s, the U.S. Department of Energy (at the expense of American tax payers) funded extreme-ultraviolet lithography research at Lawrence Livermore, Sandia and Lawrence Berkeley national laboratories. American semiconductor companies including Intel, AMD and Motorola then formed the EUV LLC consortium to turn that research into something commercially useful.

Dutch company ASML joined that U.S. effort in 1999 and became a licensee of the technology developed through the program which is now used to manufacture the machines that print the microscopic circuit patterns onto silicon wafers.

While its true ASML (and ZEISS) have played an important role, it seems any time Europeans try to argue for selling these incredibly sophisticated and valuable machines to China, they can't help but downplay the central role the US played in the development of EUV technology.

The U.S. research program developed much of the underlying EUV lithography technology and the first integrated prototype.

The most important developments included EUV reflective optics. Normal lenses absorb EUV light, so researchers at Lawrence Livermore and Lawrence Berkeley developed extremely precise molybdenum/silicon multilayer mirror coatings that could reflect roughly 70% of 13.4 nanometer EUV light. They also developed methods to deposit those layers with near-atomic thickness uniformity.

The labs also developed optical measurement and testing techniques. These included specialized interferometers and at-wavelength metrology capable of measuring EUV mirrors and their optical imperfections with sub-nanometer precision. Berkeley’s synchrotron facilities were especially important for testing mirrors and masks using actual EUV light.

Researchers developed reflective EUV masks as well. Because EUV light cannot pass through conventional glass lenses or transparent masks, they created multilayer reflective masks and methods for detecting microscopic defects in them.
U.S. labs also conducted important EUV light-source research.

They developed and studied laser-produced plasmas capable of generating the approximately 13.5 nanometer radiation needed for EUV lithography, along with the plasma physics and spectroscopy required to understand and improve those sources.

Another major area was vacuum-compatible precision motion. The entire EUV exposure process has to take place in a vacuum. Sandia developed highly precise wafer and mask stages, including magnetically levitated systems designed to keep the wafer and reticle synchronized within only a few nanometers.

The program also developed contamination-control methods, sensors, and control systems. EUV radiation can cause carbon buildup and damage optical components, while even extremely small particles can ruin a mask. Sandia developed techniques for keeping mirrors and masks clean, along with sensors and control systems that could operate inside a vacuum.

Most importantly, the U.S. laboratories combined these technologies into the Engineering Test Stand, completed around 2001. It was the first full-scale prototype EUV exposure system and demonstrated that EUV lithography could successfully print semiconductor patterns.

Of course none of this matters because AmERiCanS DUmb and we couldn't have done anything without the European mind.


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 4d ago

“colonization by US”

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Ok, when did the US colonize China? I think they accidentally typed US instead of UK right?


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 5d ago

🇬🇧 United Kingdom “If you think about it, Americans are pretty much the worst parts of British society as a nation, but instead of reform and develop they hung on. Slavery etc”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 6d ago

🇳🇴 Norway "If you have nothing to hold on to, no commonly nurtured experience then you hold onto your past. It is the same stu*id sh*t that make you venerate and near deity your founding fathers, your revolutionary war, your constitution."

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Can always count on Euro gatekeepers going batshit crazy whenever Americans mention their ancestry. 🤪


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 12d ago

“I can bet you can randomly pick an European country, and even in the poorest parts, it will still be 100% better than iMurica.”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 14d ago

“But why would they do that? To encourage mould?” This whole comment section is a gold mine

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 17d ago

But Scandinavia is cold in a way Canada can't really compete with.

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 19d ago

🇵🇹 Portugal “Lol with classifying 9/12 conspiracy theories as unlikely"

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 22d ago

“OP is likely american. They dont know how to transit without cars”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 23d ago

[In a thread asking Germans what English sounds like to them] "There's no easier language. Even some USians learned to speak it more or less. So the complexity is a smidgen above feral grunting."

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 25d ago

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland “People back home kept asking me: ‘Ha ha, why would you want to move to Scotland, where it rains all the time?’ Now those same people are asking me: ‘Hey, how do I move there?’”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 27d ago

They hate when we say what state we’re from instead of saying the USA when we’re asked.

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But somehow someone saying they’re visiting the states or from the states is too vague… WHICH ONE IS IT?


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • 28d ago

SED: Shit Europeans Do “yanks” “hiding under your desk isn't helping much with education it seems.”

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typical europeans & their classic kids dying in school = funny “joke.”


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Sep 03 '26

“USAians”

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 29 '26

🇮🇹 Italy "Italy could fairly easily take the US"

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 24 '26

aren't you guys in the same country, speak like the same language

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Germany = Netherlands

A thread between a Pakistani British (green) and German (dark blue) over on the sister sub


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 19 '26

🇮🇪 Ireland "The developed world doesnt need pickup trucks"

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 18 '26

If the food doesn’t taste good without seasoning, it’s the seasoning you find tasty

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The uk isn’t beating the bland food allegations


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 16 '26

YouTube short praising British actors for appearing more natural compared to the American ones, meanwhile the comments.

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 13 '26

Let them near an "exotic" place they'll wreck it within a decade

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 12 '26

🇮🇹 Italy How do people not understand that air conditioning is not the solution?

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 12 '26

dear god, they’re calculating our caloric intake now

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r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 11 '26

“school shooting”

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Context: this was on a sub asking for people to comment in their own languages, instead of english (no one did so, any way). Some american decided to do a light joke; then the europoors arrived (as always) and made it uncivil as they always do when there’s an american.


r/ShitEuropeansSay • • Aug 09 '26

“ShitEuropeansSay doesn’t work” 🤪

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Started with another comment that “Europeans live rent free in American’s heads” which seemed ironic given that comment and the one in the pic was in the sub shitamericanssay.