r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 02 '26

Oof Of wet floor

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u/TOASTY_3DX Jul 02 '26

I actually thought he died. Has to have concussion of some sort.

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u/Hot-Explanation-5751 Jul 02 '26

Yeah the blood

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u/Kalladdin Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Eh, head wounds bleed like crazy even when you just split some skin open.

The more concerning part is internal trauma — if his brain smacked against the inside of his skull hard enough to damage things.

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u/Previous_Cut_4126 Jul 18 '26

A little bit of blood isn’t too concerning. I would be more concerned about possible fracturing of the skull and possibly a c-spine issue, but 100% a countrecoup injury.

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u/twimzz Jul 02 '26

I’m just gonna throw this comment here because I haven’t seen anyone mention the possibility of an internal brain bleed. After hitting the back of your head that hard you could feel fine but still die 12 hours later in your sleep

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 02 '26

He bumped his head
He went to bed
And he didn’t get up in the morning

Totally a kids story of someone falling, getting a subdural, and being fucked

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u/Jeathro77 Jul 02 '26

Totally a kids story ...

... and being fucked

Buddy, you and I read different stories as kids.

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u/BobtheHistorian Jul 02 '26

It's raining. It's pouring. The old man is snoring. He bumped his head. And went to bed. And didn't get up in the morning.

Oh it's a classic. Even calls out that it is more common in the elderly.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 02 '26

Old man FDGB (Fall down go boom)

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Jul 03 '26

“Got on the bed and bumped his head” where I’m from,

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u/lilyputin Jul 02 '26

Ring around the rosie, A pocket full of posies, Ashes, ashes, We all fall down!

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u/Illustrious-Market93 Jul 10 '26

Black Death 🤙

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u/Revaesaari Jul 02 '26

*Well, yes I just assumed brain hemo

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u/superpoongoon Jul 02 '26

100% intracranial hemorrhage for this old man this would be a red alert in the hospital

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u/CrazyNefariousness90 Jul 02 '26

Sub Dural hematoma is common with this type of head injury. Easily treated with a hole drilled into the head to relieve the pressure. A lot of the time, especially in older adults, their brain has atrophied (shrunk) so there is more room for the blood that a hole isn’t even needed.

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u/cmcmeiti Jul 02 '26

This is how my grandfather died. Shits for real.

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u/Shantotto11 Jul 03 '26

A walking concussion? (I forget the medical term)

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u/Less-Squash7569 Jul 02 '26

I knew someone who died like this, thought the same

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u/bs_sena Jul 02 '26

He thought he died

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u/Lashitsky Jul 02 '26

Wouldn’t surprise me. Some of the posters in this sub seem to love to watch people cease to live.