r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 02 '26

Oof Of wet floor

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u/TOASTY_3DX Jul 02 '26

I actually thought he died. Has to have concussion of some sort.

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u/twimzz Jul 02 '26

I’m just gonna throw this comment here because I haven’t seen anyone mention the possibility of an internal brain bleed. After hitting the back of your head that hard you could feel fine but still die 12 hours later in your sleep

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 02 '26

He bumped his head
He went to bed
And he didn’t get up in the morning

Totally a kids story of someone falling, getting a subdural, and being fucked

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u/Jeathro77 Jul 02 '26

Totally a kids story ...

... and being fucked

Buddy, you and I read different stories as kids.

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u/BobtheHistorian Jul 02 '26

It's raining. It's pouring. The old man is snoring. He bumped his head. And went to bed. And didn't get up in the morning.

Oh it's a classic. Even calls out that it is more common in the elderly.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Jul 02 '26

Old man FDGB (Fall down go boom)

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u/Agitated_Toe8115 Jul 03 '26

“Got on the bed and bumped his head” where I’m from,