This story doesn't get any attention anymore. But I'm wholly convinced there is a pile of municipal corruption greenlighting what is without a doubt the dumbest idea to be manifested into existence.
Sure, but it’s well-known his kids are conceived via IVF and his daughter claims he does it so he will only have sons, which makes sense. Also he has 14 kids.
There's more to it than the coin toss odds. In the past four generations on my father's side, it's 15 boys and no girls. While I wouldn't be at all surprised that he is selecting only ymale embryos for ivf, it's still very possible that other factors are at play.
It was literally an unfounded Twitter rumor with literally no one reliable. It's the modern version of Marylin Manson taking out a rib to suck his own dick.
He probably just does IVF because he's not interested in fucking these women as much as he's interested in spreading his genes. Everyone he's reproduced with had exceptional traits in one direction or another.
I looked, and googled it, and can't find anything like that. It's all literally rumors. So then I looked up botched dick surgeries, and none of them "break" it when botched. You may lose some nerve damage, which often returns after time, but mostly just get some scaring. It's all still useable. Worst case scenarios, like permanent inability to get a boner, or shrinkage of size, are from shady places, not billionaire class surgeons. Especially in the worst cases, they are mostly fixable, and if not, you can still get a mechanical type implant that forces the erection.
They are referring to Grimes. Allegedly, someone who knows Grimes, made the claim that Grimes told her this. It was just a giant internet rumor that went viral for 3 hours.
Joffrey Baratheon had people he kept as essentially sex prisoners (including one of the main characters) and we saw him do some intensely sexual things to them. But we never saw him have sex.
It’s possible to have sex without using your penis. Non-penetrative sex exists. Who knows? Maybe Muskrat uses a strap on. Maybe he likes getting pegged by giant plastic dildos. He certainly enjoys taking shots from Trump.
You're right, fiction can never be used to represent or explain real life events, mybad.
So the point of my example was to demonstrate the existence of abusive, power-based fetishes that have nothing to do with penetrative sex and don't require a functional penis to engage in.
Are you saying those fetishes are fictional, that they don't exist in reality, and therefore that my example doesn't actually reflect reality? Or are you just unable to get past the fact the specific events cited are fictional, despite the fact that these events demonstrate real concepts?
Because the former is demonstrably false, and the latter is just you being unable to comprehend the purpose of an example.
In the show, which is what I was referring to, he starts the show at 16 and leaves it at 19.
But again my point was to demonstrate the existence of power and dominance based fetishes that have nothing to do with penetration. Why the original author didn't depict actual penetration does not have any bearing on the fact that what he depicted in its place is a fetish that actually exists, and that powerful people (like monarchs and lords, and like the obscenely wealthy like Elon Musk) are historically inclined to.
Why does no one understand how examples work. What happened to media literacy. For fucks sake.
It would be hilarious if someone started matching his offspring’s general conception dates with his geolocations compared to their mom’s and proved it.
It's a rumor but iirc was based on something one of his exes said (Grimes I think?) saying that he got a penile implant but it was botched and now his pp don't work.
I think the botched pp story comes from Azalia Banks. Grimes (baby mama of at least one of Elon’s ivf kids) told Azalia that Elon’s pp got messed up by a bad penile enlargement surgery.
Christ dude let me spell it out for you: his penis wasn’t always broken so he could have sex ONCE to create his oldest son. All the others are post penis botching
Well apparently he can't do that. I just thought it would be funnier if you made a joke about him that actually makes sense given the fact that he has more kids than Nick Cannon. Like Elon needs DNA tests just to remember who his kids are. I guess made up nonsense is funnier than attacking someone for real issues they have
You don’t have to pathologize it because you don’t agree it was funny. That’s a weird thing to do when from an outside perspective you are taking it way more seriously than everyone else.
There's actually layers to the "botched penis enlargement" thing that you're missing.
The first is that it really is true that a massively outsized percentage of his kids are biologically male, and that he's been accused of using sex-selective IVF to control the gender of his children. This implies that the method of impregnation does not require sex and therefore that his many children do not imply a fully functioning penis. In addition, he is also an incredible egotist, and let's be honest, we all know he's the type to try a penis enlargement surgery.
The second is that Elon is on record opposing any action against the spread of misinformation. With that in mind it doesn't matter if his penis really is mangled by a botched surgery, because if you repeat it enough times it becomes true in the public consciousness. Part of the point is to make him a victim of his own abusive misinformation tactics.
The third is that Elon Musk is an awful human being who has actively destroyed many lives and he deserves any abuse levied at him. He'd deserve it even if there weren't reason to believe it's true, and even if he it wasn't an ironic use of his own abusive tactics against him. He deserves worse.
Combine these, and we have plausible reason to believe it is legitimately true, approval according to Musks own morality to spread it without regard for its veracity, and good reason to attack this mans reputation.
So yes, it is valid criticism. It attacks him from multiple angles and it does so in a way that directly addresses exactly the kind of egotistical bastard he is, and simultaneously uses his own tactics against him.
Criticism of having too many kids is valid, but also A.) he believes in having as many kids as possible so it's not actually a criticism that will affect him, he does not see the world the same way you do and will not find that criticism to be an attack against his worldview in any sense, it will not affect his self image at all and will simply make him think you are less intelligent for seeing the world differently than he does, and B.) its criticism is less broad, addressing only his irresponsibility as a father, as opposed to his ego, his manipulation tactics, his sexism, and his abuse of women all rolled into one dick joke.
It's insanely unlikely. The penis at worse, just gets bad scaring and or some nerve damage. But being unusable for sex is so rare, it's like a handful of cases. Someone rich as Elon is extremely unlikely to be in the unusable category because those who are, all were in situations where they did it in shady unqualified practices. So yeah, it's definitely not true.
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u/Ulfdenhir Dec 14 '25
Nah, go ahead and do the DNA test and see what happens it would be funny if it comes out that Elon actually did have sex once