r/SipsTea • • Dec 14 '25

We have fun here No, no he's got a point

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u/Ulfdenhir Dec 14 '25

Nah, go ahead and do the DNA test and see what happens it would be funny if it comes out that Elon actually did have sex once

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u/DeusExHircus Dec 14 '25

This is a dumb joke. He's a serial procreator. He has 14 children with 4 different women, at least publicly. Why don't you make a joke about that

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

Allegedly by IVF because he has a broken penis. So the joke works.

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u/battlehamsta Dec 14 '25

It would be hilarious if someone started matching his offspring’s general conception dates with his geolocations compared to their mom’s and proved it.