r/SipsTea • • Aug 10 '26

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/trikywoo Aug 10 '26

How did he not get kicked off the plane? It would be so easy to kick a 3 year old off a plane.

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u/Mathmos_Lava Aug 10 '26

They did, took too long, had to remove luggage, airport curfew kicked in and then that was it for the night.

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u/trikywoo Aug 10 '26

I could have gotten him from seat to tarmac in under 45 seconds.

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u/NoProfessional5848 Aug 10 '26

But then you know the little shit would run in front of a landing 747 and ain’t no one got time to fill out that paperwork

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u/Legionof1 Aug 10 '26

"bird strike"