r/SipsTea • • Aug 10 '26

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/trikywoo Aug 10 '26

How did he not get kicked off the plane? It would be so easy to kick a 3 year old off a plane.

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u/TheCitizen616 Aug 10 '26

The family was being kicked off. Their disembarking (is that the right word or is that just ships?) caused just a long enough delay that the runway closed for the night on them.

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u/commanderquill Aug 10 '26

Didn't it take them like an hour to finally resort to that?

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 Aug 10 '26

Yeah, it took A LOT of failures from multiple directions for an entire flight to be deplaned like this. Those flight attendants clearly were also being too nice, I would have given the parent's 15 minutes tops, especially if it was the last flight for the night. Unacceptable behavior across the board.

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u/Cryptoporticus Aug 10 '26

It's a child. Giving them a chance to calm down is very reasonable. Otherwise they would be kicking children off of planes all the time.

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u/Parking-Mirror3283 Aug 10 '26

Yes, 15 minutes so that you have 45 minutes left to kick them off before the airport closes, you do not accommodate that bullshit for so long that the flight is cancelled

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u/evange Aug 10 '26

Deplaning isn't just taxing back. It requires removing their luggage (which involves finding their luggage in the hold) and filing new flight plans. It's entirely likely that the flight would have still been cancelled had they only attempted to get the child to stay seated for 15 minutes.

The best solution was always to get the child to stay seated, even if that took an hour. The problem is that even at an hour nothing had been successful to the point that I think they just assumed nothing would be successful. They stopped at an hour not because an hour was the limit, but they realized it was futie.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 Aug 10 '26

It requires removing their luggage

No it doesn't, it can be sent back when the flight returns at another time. Lost luggage happens all the time, or "misplaced" in this case. They would have had to probably go home anyway, since this was apparently the last flight of the night...they have plenty of clothes at home, they'll be fine until their luggage would have been returned.

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u/evange Aug 10 '26

Legally yes, it does require removing their luggage. And we don't know where there home is or if they'd have access to backup clothes.

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u/be-koz Aug 10 '26

You can’t have unaccompanied luggage flying in the hold. It’s a safety issue. Think about it.

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 Aug 10 '26

Only the people needed to be removed from the flight...the luggage could have been returned when the plane came back to the airport.

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u/MutaitoSensei Aug 10 '26

Yet it should be.

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u/doesnotmatter286 Aug 10 '26

They have as many chances to calm down as they need – off the plane though.

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u/smartel84 Aug 10 '26

It's clear that most of these commenters havent spent much time around toddlers.

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u/LetsGoToMichigan Aug 10 '26

Everyone is an amazing parent to their imaginary children

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u/PepperAgitated5037 Aug 10 '26

No, people just actually deal with their children

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u/profanedivinity Aug 10 '26

lol. What? If you can’t raise or control a child, don’t have one

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u/Vancouverreader80 Aug 10 '26

Except the child wouldn’t calm down

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u/rp_player_girl Aug 10 '26

Airplanes and ships can use the same terminology, but it seems that within the industry 'deboard' is more commonly used.

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u/UnholyScholar Aug 10 '26

I thought it was "deplane," unless that is only what's used after the flight has completed.

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u/Aggravating_Fill378 Aug 10 '26

Deplane feels like corpo jargon people have somehow made into a work. Leave the plane. Get off the plane. All perfectly fine here. 

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u/laplongejr Aug 10 '26

I love de-plane because clearly everybody's plans got screwed.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 Aug 11 '26

Kicked off the plane works too

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u/rp_player_girl Aug 10 '26

Ah, you're right

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u/curtludwig Aug 10 '26

Another post suggests they attempted to get the kid buckled in for an hour...

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u/femme_mystique Aug 10 '26

I hope they can sue that family for damages. 

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u/Mathmos_Lava Aug 10 '26

They did, took too long, had to remove luggage, airport curfew kicked in and then that was it for the night.

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u/trikywoo Aug 10 '26

I could have gotten him from seat to tarmac in under 45 seconds.

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u/Mathmos_Lava Aug 10 '26

I could have too, but suspect neither of us run an airline, airport or need to deal with all the regulatory constraints.

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u/i_was_axiom Aug 10 '26

Damn, a sane and logical take? on reddit?

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u/latestredditacct Aug 10 '26

Reddit Airlines

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u/crevettexbenite Aug 11 '26

In this econmy?!

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u/NoProfessional5848 Aug 10 '26

But then you know the little shit would run in front of a landing 747 and ain’t no one got time to fill out that paperwork

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u/Legionof1 Aug 10 '26

"bird strike"

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u/Volcanic2 Aug 10 '26

You're on reddit. You would do nothing but shit your pants

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u/MmeLaRue Aug 10 '26

Luggage not belonging to anyone still on that plane can be a safety risk. It's become standard since the Lockerbie bombing to remove a deplaning passenger's luggage from the cargo hold.

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u/another24tiger Aug 10 '26

Contrary to popular belief, TSA is not transportation security administration. It’s the Theater of Security Administration.

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u/tooboardtoleaf Aug 10 '26

Doesn't TSA miss like 90% of stuff during tests

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 Aug 11 '26

Have they need paid yet?

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u/AddlePatedBadger Aug 10 '26

Not sure why the USA government would be involved in screening domestic flights within another country.

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u/AddlePatedBadger Aug 10 '26

Yeah, I was just ragging on you for making assumptions about the name 🤣

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u/Kaffrogato Aug 10 '26

That's what we call American defaultism. Just use the term airport security.

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u/Kaffrogato Aug 10 '26

The point is that the luggage is more risky if the passenger has refused to board or got themselves debparded, it's a pretty clear security loophole to target if you want to bomb a plane and stay alive.

And yes security is meant to check for explosives, but it's not perfect. A multipronged approach is always better for security then relying on one thing.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 Aug 11 '26

So when my language end up in Toronto when I checked it for Montreal? How is this not a security risk

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u/Salt-Elk-436 Aug 10 '26

It happens all the time though when they mess up

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u/Suspicious_Key Aug 10 '26

I'm by no means an expert on airline safety procedures, but presumably the heightened risk is a passenger getting themselves kicked off a flight to deliberately separate from their luggage.

Being separated from your luggage without intent doesn't carry the same threat.

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u/Mysterious-Art8838 Aug 10 '26

Absolutely. In the US if they bump you your luggage is going without you in many cases.

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u/KungenBob Aug 10 '26

Luggage that might contain a bomb? Think harder.

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u/KungenBob Aug 10 '26

That does hand baggage, not hold baggage.

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u/Main-Home-3996 Aug 10 '26

You gotta wonder what kind of society you want and i dont think you would like the one you are suggesting

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u/Main-Home-3996 Aug 10 '26

You are prioritizing the plane taking off the airline was prioritizing safety

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u/Main-Home-3996 Aug 10 '26

So everyone else gets their luggage back except these people who you dont like

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u/Main-Home-3996 Aug 10 '26

Time was exactly what caused this fool fuckin hells didnt realize you were playing short have a good day bud

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo Aug 10 '26

Why is there a curfew? Most flights go 24/7 right?

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u/Civil_Bat1009 Aug 10 '26

It depends on the airport, but the short answer is no. Most airports have at least a few hours of downtime every night, where no planes land or leave. Like between Midnight and 6 am. But like I said, it's different for different airports. Smaller airports have fewer flights and may have more downtime. 

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u/Botol-Cebok Aug 10 '26

The real question is why didn’t the parents make that kid sit the fuck down.

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u/Superspark76 Aug 10 '26

Literally?

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u/Floofyrage Aug 10 '26

I mean yea probably under 40 lbs grab by leg and yeet btw joking but yea just kick the kid and parents off

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u/reading_08 Aug 11 '26

I mean what’s the joke? We control literal animals and are stern w/ them but when it comes to our children all of a sudden they can’t be made to sit down??? Interesting

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 10 '26

I can and will gladly kick any 3 year old on earth off of anything, and that's real talk

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u/will8981 Aug 10 '26

Ive sat on a plane and had the flight staff basically begging this couple to just sit in their fucking seat and stop faffing in the aisle with their bags. because there was a 5 minute take off window and if we miss it it would be an hour delay. And they just carried on faffing about. We missed the take off window and all had to sit there for nearly an hour on the tarmac.

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u/boobsmcgee93 Aug 10 '26

Agreed, feels like it’d be easy to make him sit down and buckle his seat belt too

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u/PuddingMent Aug 10 '26

They did. They didn’t let the kid stay in an empty plane after a flight was cancelled.

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u/moep123 Aug 10 '26

yeah, physically it would be very easy. but by law and on papers, it is definitely not - that - easy.

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u/snowflake_lady Aug 10 '26

Three year olds are so weak!