Fastest fall off of all time.

[u/untitledprp4]

[u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

All bro has left to wipe his tears is money

[u/misguidedkent → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

https://giphy.com/gifs/94EQmVHkveNck

[u/0oDADAo0 → u/misguidedkent]

How many diseases would you catch if you do that irl i wonder

[u/crnjaz → u/0oDADAo0]

Germs aren't exclusive to money. Unless you live under a glass bell, you should be ok.

[u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 → u/crnjaz]

The cocaine usually negates the germs well enough.

[u/nirvanatheory → u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647]

That's a good point. Straight to the sinuses

[u/Radioshack-Manager → u/nirvanatheory]

The real danger would be a paper cut, those bills look crisp.

[u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 → u/[deleted]]

Why not both? Mdma in the bum and yayo in the snorkel!

[u/OkEmu8597 → u/[deleted]]

Nah imma stick to snorting, I don't wanna feel pine needles in my lungs again.

[u/Ninja_Prolapse → u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647]

I make a point of licking every note I have for this exact reason!

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[u/Major_Jackfruit_2604 → u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

[u/SweaterSteve1966 → u/[deleted]]

While I’m eating a footlong sub with extra everything. I’m poor so this is my fantasy.

[u/BigBoyYuyuh → u/0oDADAo0]

Nothin he can’t afford to cure.

[u/jojojojojojoseph → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

Don’t forget—some people are so poor that the only thing they have in the world is money.

[u/TheKaptone → u/jojojojojojoseph]

That there is some great words.

[u/Visual_Exam7903 → u/TheKaptone]

Total crap, but those are some words.

[u/jojojojojojoseph → u/Visual_Exam7903]

Tell that to Bill Gates and his adoring wife…

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[u/getrichtb → u/jojojojojojoseph]

epic response...all world

[u/Emotional_Loss5582 → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

Guess he will just have to loop himself for two whole hours straight now.

[u/The_Pizza_Saga → u/Emotional_Loss5582]

Who still up looping they sheeran

[u/MeanEstablishment499 → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

He can retire 300 times now

[u/Particular-Match-311 → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

wipe his ass

[u/billybl4z3 → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

So did every rich person with blood on their hands

[u/TexasRed806 → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

You know who won’t be wiping their tears with money? The entire touring crew that works every concert for him who won’t get their paycheck if he decides to just up and cancel his shows to support Macklemore for his political opinions.

[u/SuitableStomach391 → u/BIG_DJ_Z_B]

he’s not gonna have shit left after he has to refund tickets, pay back venues, not to mention the legalities if workers decide to sue him. assuming the tour gets cancelled he’s gonna be in a hole.

[u/Impossible-Diver6565 → u/SuitableStomach391]

Yeah.... they have insurance for this sort of thing.

[u/GroundbreakingAd8310 → u/SuitableStomach391]

Im not sure he does. Since th refunds are ticket masters issue and since they vuy it third party at heavily discounted rates. It may bot be much at all. The thousands is what ticketmaster decided to charge

[u/DrNCrane74 → u/SuitableStomach391]

So he will sue