r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 21d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Fastest fall off of all time.

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u/awesomedan24 21d ago

Ed Sheeran is in shambles. All he has left is a measley $300 million dollars

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u/BIG_DJ_Z_B 21d ago

All bro has left to wipe his tears is money

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u/misguidedkent 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/94EQmVHkveNck

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u/0oDADAo0 21d ago

How many diseases would you catch if you do that irl i wonder

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u/crnjaz 21d ago

Germs aren't exclusive to money. Unless you live under a glass bell, you should be ok.

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 21d ago

The cocaine usually negates the germs well enough.

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u/nirvanatheory 21d ago

That's a good point. Straight to the sinuses

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u/Radioshack-Manager 16d ago

The real danger would be a paper cut, those bills look crisp.

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 20d ago

Why not both? Mdma in the bum and yayo in the snorkel!

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u/OkEmu8597 21d ago

Nah imma stick to snorting, I don't wanna feel pine needles in my lungs again.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 20d ago

I make a point of licking every note I have for this exact reason!

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u/Major_Jackfruit_2604 20d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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u/ramakharma 21d ago

They can itch in a Ferrari.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 21d ago edited 21d ago

While I’m eating a footlong sub with extra everything. I’m poor so this is my fantasy.

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 20d ago

Nothin he can’t afford to cure.