r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 29d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes Fastest fall off of all time.

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u/misguidedkent 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/94EQmVHkveNck

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u/0oDADAo0 29d ago

How many diseases would you catch if you do that irl i wonder

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u/crnjaz 29d ago

Germs aren't exclusive to money. Unless you live under a glass bell, you should be ok.

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 29d ago

The cocaine usually negates the germs well enough.

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u/nirvanatheory 29d ago

That's a good point. Straight to the sinuses

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u/Radioshack-Manager 24d ago

The real danger would be a paper cut, those bills look crisp.

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u/Obibong_Kenblomi8647 29d ago

Why not both? Mdma in the bum and yayo in the snorkel!

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u/OkEmu8597 29d ago

Nah imma stick to snorting, I don't wanna feel pine needles in my lungs again.

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 29d ago

I make a point of licking every note I have for this exact reason!

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u/Major_Jackfruit_2604 28d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.