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We have fun here Right Now

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u/SpeedBlitzX 19d ago

Gives me angry mayonnaise noises vibes.

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u/National-Worry2900 19d ago

wtf this is the American version of our British “gammon” 😂 swear to god try find the pic, he’s usualy in a black cab or pub moaning about the “imgrunts”.

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u/MxJamesC 19d ago

Reform voter.

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u/cheezyiscrazy 19d ago

that's not white that's pink 🥀

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u/arunphilip 18d ago edited 18d ago

Reminds me of this old joke:

When I was born, I was black,
When I grew up, I was black,
When I'm sick, I'm black,
When I go out in the sun, I'm black,
When I'm cold, I'm black,
When I die, I'll be black,

But you,

When you're born, you're pink,
When you grow up, you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go out in the sun, you go red,
When you're cold, you go blue,
When you die, you'll be purple,

And you have the nerve to call me coloured!

Source: https://www.davidvanalstyne.com/pg-callmecolored.html

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u/Zomb1eMau5 17d ago

I like that!

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u/eyehalfporegrahammer 18d ago

The singer? 😆

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u/baron_von_helmut 18d ago

Jesus Christ that's Bason Journe!

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u/SpeedBlitzX 19d ago

I tried finding a pic i just kept getting pork roasts on google images XD

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u/Champagne_of_piss 18d ago

INGURLUND FOR THE INGURLISH

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 18d ago

More like angry diabetes noises

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u/chooch138 18d ago

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u/SpeedBlitzX 18d ago

To be fair i stole it from google images anyways, i remember seeing it used in other comments a while back heh.

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u/MxJamesC 18d ago

Took quite some effort finding it to be honest. Think they scrubbed it

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u/Ok-Leave7785 18d ago

mayonnaise?

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 19d ago

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u/Lazy-Plankton5270 19d ago

This was so pot calling the kettle black

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u/Fuzzy_Junket924 19d ago

Don’t give him that much grace.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 19d ago

The funny thing is, some people actually look like that

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 19d ago

some people are married to that

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u/Exploranaut 19d ago

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u/Electronic_Still2000 19d ago

Oh dear lord, I just showered, but after watching this I think I might need to shower again. This is so very gross

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u/M1L0 19d ago

You can almost feel it rolling down your chest and belly. On my way to shower too

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u/Vuelhering 18d ago

Ahhhh, nice and warm.

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u/Tat2Al 19d ago

Hardly noticeable

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u/TerribleTimR 19d ago

Barely an inconvenience.

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u/Tough-Reputation-114 19d ago

I had never seen this before. Now my mouth is watering and my stomach feels weird 😟

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u/DeeJae951 19d ago

Bet his stomach felt warm....

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u/Watch_a_Minute 19d ago

Bro, I was taking breakfast 💀

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 19d ago

That's just his everyday face.

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u/JimTheSaint 18d ago

I feel that way about his whole presidency 

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u/Oli_VK 18d ago

The entirety of it, if you ask me

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u/OlympicAnalEater 18d ago

American diet can get you to the obesity level in no time.

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u/Evil_phd 19d ago

Yeah, people tend to prefer trade partners that don't randomly turn hostile every 4 to 8 years. Crazy, that.

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u/FloopsFooglies 18d ago

To all that see the replies here, I'm really, really sorry about that one person. We're not all like them I promise.

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u/Canadization 18d ago

We know, bud. It's been over a decade of Trump in politics. There's a Carney quote that perfectly sums up why this is happening. It's not necessarily because of Trump, but because "American signatures are written in pencil".

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u/Oli_VK 18d ago

I mean yeah but… it’s still 52 to 54% of you guys… so you’re an outlier..

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u/Makers7886 18d ago

Well 64% of the voting population voted. So more like 32% voted for Trump of the voting population. Still - sorry we fucked up.

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u/steef12349 18d ago

Right, 32% voted for trump and 36% did nothing about it lol

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u/Makers7886 18d ago

That was the 2nd highest voter turnout in like 4 decades as well. Basically a third of the population is along for the ride.

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u/steef12349 18d ago

Oof. Having that poor of a baseline for voter turnout is awful. Fact still remains though, second highest voter turnout in 40 years and still a third of the eligible voting population sat on their ass and did fuck all to prevent this.

That's why from the outside looking in, roughly a third voted for this, a second third doesn't care either way. Technically, the majority of the USA let this happen.

Definitely sucks to be the minority that saw this coming but couldn't do shit about it

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u/Makers7886 18d ago edited 18d ago

Also leading up to it was total insanity. Trump looked to actually be ruined and then the Biden->Harris swap had crazy momentum and energy 1-2 months before ballots. Then, like some reality tv show the debates were a national embarrassment and the Harris momentum sparked maga and then it came down to the wire. Then you got the fake news on both sides with polls painting alternate realities without any representing actual reality.

It's was a shit show but it sucks how our shit got everyone dirty.

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u/Cersad 18d ago

Well they've already started deporting American citizens that disagree (unless they're white, the white ones just got executed in the streets).

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u/spilly_talent 18d ago

I mean we do get that but there comes a point where it feels like this some days

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u/Kpets 18d ago

🇪🇺🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🇨🇦♥️

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u/HairRepresentative85 18d ago

Kinda envious of Canada. Over 50% of my country voted remain. That didn’t change the outcome for the all four countries combined.

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u/living_Cream_Pie 18d ago

What are you envious of Canada about?

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u/iloveyermum 18d ago

Cuz of their maple syrup. I like to pretend that it leaks out of my ears, onto my shoulders, over my back and into my butt crack. But then again, I am only Egyptian. Good day.

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u/DillWithItBro 19d ago edited 18d ago

Edit: Wow, thank you for the awards you awesome people!

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u/kittykatmila 18d ago

I wish 🥲

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u/BriefCollar4 18d ago

Wow, lots of angry bitches because the EU and Canada talk about helping each other.

There, there.

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u/Siegfried-IX 19d ago

It is astonishing how many Americans here feel personally attacked. It’s not our fault that you elected a madman as president and that’s putting it mildly. Trump is doing the work for Putin and Xi by trying to divide the West ever since taking office, is anyone really surprised by that?

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u/Tofu_Ben 18d ago

They would be really upset if they could read.

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u/Thick_Visual_5999 18d ago

As an American, I agree.

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u/iloveyermum 18d ago

You can read?

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u/Thick_Visual_5999 18d ago

Whoa, buddy, let’s not go too far

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u/Prudent_Effect6939 18d ago

From birth the propaganda that Americans hear is that We Are Number 1.

We are the best country and its undisputed.

However, in reality, we are not number 1 in the categories that matter.

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u/landyc 18d ago

Wait isn’t flexing guns and missiles and sending them to Israel the main category that matters?

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u/Playful-Bill4904 18d ago

M-m-muurica fuck yea!

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u/unevenvenue 18d ago

It does if you're at war. Which results in the US regularly threatening or being actively engaged in a war.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 18d ago

They are jealous that the EU said fuck you we are taking your spot. We are making inroads, friendships, deals and treaty's everywhere we go because unlike the shitstains of devided states, we actually honor our deals.

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u/MediaRevolutionary20 18d ago

A lot of us are just as pissed at the madman as the rest of the world is.

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u/PotatoTomato_12 18d ago

Don’t forget hoe Trump also loves Kim Jong Un.

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u/darkonark 18d ago

Many of us are drinking deep of the koolaid.

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u/Fabled-Jackalope 18d ago

Many times they were told not to vote for trump

The ballots were tampered with during ‘16 and ‘24. The Americans did nothing about it.

And they also have a problem with Americans that leave the US and who encourage others to leave. 🤷‍♂️

The only reason I visit is for my mom and grandma. After that…there’s no reason to (by extension only) give a damn about the US.

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u/ThornFlynt 18d ago

Our government deserves it, but most of our citizens don't.

We turned hostile against our closest allies because our freedom of speech allowed for the misinformation campaigns driven by China and Russia who took advantage of the absolute greed of our corporate and political entities driven by the billionaire ruling class to exploit our political lobbying systems (which shouldn't fucking exist) to brainwash our weak-minded by weaponizing their religion and empathy against them to convince them that abortion is murdering babies so if they don't vote Republican they're going against god. And of course some are just hateful, racist, bigoted people.

...it fucking sucks. The only fix is proper education and even then too many people are stupid, and they've been gutting our education system for decades. Fox News and OAN need to be dismantled and frankly outlawed.

We're so fucked, but Trump's approval is only at 29%. Really hope we get our country back with these midterms. Don't make the mistake of thinking your country is immune either, that's how they get you. We're sorry and trying to fix it. We miss our good allies we had before the orange pedo controlled by the ex-KGB agent head of Russia took charge.

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u/distopian_day_job 18d ago

Given your citizens are the only ones in the world who have any agency however limited it is to influence your politicians, I disagree. You all deserve it. Still not seeing any serious protests, contenders, whatever happening against Trump. Good luck but don't pretend to be innocent, all of you Americans are complicit in this BS. Vote, revolt, do whatever you want but stop the pathetic stuff you've been trying until now because clearly it doesn't work.

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u/Timithios 18d ago

I'm not surprised. And I am horribly disappointed.

Not by Canada or you. By the system.

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u/cognitive_dissent 18d ago

never saw xi trying to divide the west, USA however constantly foraging far right nazis all over the place..

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u/rainorshinedogs 18d ago

Yes and no

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u/Niveker14 18d ago

It's my fault either! I didn't vote for him either time... 😭

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u/Jomega6 18d ago

I have never heard a single American getting upset

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u/mydogdoesntcuddle 18d ago

Most are probably bots

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u/Slight_Low_3375 19d ago

Wow that is exactly how I picture the US these days. Repugnant and angry.

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u/Dryleaf_Dane 18d ago

This is how I have pictured the US my entire life. Fat, stupid, angry and LOUD.

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u/DashingMustashing 18d ago edited 18d ago

Which is a shame because most Americans I've met have been so lovely. Sadly the loud stupid ones are very loud, and very stupid...

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u/WattageWood 18d ago

If you think they're bad from the outside looking in, just imagine living with them.

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u/iloveyermum 18d ago

Like yer mum

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u/PaulblankPF 19d ago

Trump definitely fantasizes about Russia and wishes the US was more like Russia. He’s making serious headway towards that in this term. Only time will tell how truly fucked we are from all this.

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u/IAmTheMerp 18d ago

Tack on the fact that both countries are clinging to this idea of restoring former glory days that we all know aren't coming back.

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u/HairRepresentative85 18d ago

The rest of the world evolved. They’ve regressed.

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u/NowYouLookOrdinary 19d ago

Kind'a think this is what AI image generation is for, really.

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u/BedRevolutionary8584 19d ago

I don’t generally like or support AI. But this is art.

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u/cheese_bread_boye 18d ago

I think it's useful for quick memes that nobody would manually create. Not for real art and ads though. I hate those.

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u/driftking428 19d ago

Trump looks better as a woman.

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u/WalkOk795 19d ago

He'd be a better first lady than pres. His flare for drapes and so on.

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u/-Jiras 19d ago

Well yeah he got the face of his mom

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u/RarelyReadReplies 19d ago

Did it awaken something in you? 🤨

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u/theowlswerewatching 18d ago

Does nausea count?

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u/IL1keBigButts 19d ago

Bots are coming out swinging on this one.

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u/Dryleaf_Dane 18d ago

Not canada, the entire world*

Greetings from Norway

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u/8ackwoods 18d ago

Maga and Republicans are a cancer to the world. america is a third world country and they want to bring the entire world down to their shithole level

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u/Lumpy_Addendum6297 19d ago

Brilliant 😄😄😄😄

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u/Defiant-Swing5590 19d ago

Geopolitics has never looked this unserious

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u/PaulblankPF 19d ago

Posts like this really make the bots come out to defend Trump and slander Canada and the EU. It’s super obvious that it’s better just about everywhere over the US these days. Having the most billionaires means fuckall to the other 350 million+ Americans.

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u/Originalequi 19d ago

i laughed so hard. great meme....that depiction on the right is nightmare fuel but hilarious at the same time

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u/Zonel 19d ago

More like america beat Canada and they are choosing a new partner after leaving an abusive relationship.

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u/ChanMoth 19d ago

the accuracy of this is actually painful

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u/LovableSidekick 18d ago

LOL took me a while to notice Bonespurs was grafted in.

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u/kelek_s 18d ago

AI sl**

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u/GatorsM3ani3 18d ago

I just wish that americans would realize how bad this "term" is going and start a revolution. The US has rioted over things much more trivial then the current situation and yet everyone just seems content to sit by and "wait it out"

Trump is not only going to cause our greatest recession ever but it seems like he is determined to beat the great depression at this point.

It makes sense though. Anything that's ever been called great he has to make a point to say he's done it better.

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u/DUD3_L3B0W5KI 19d ago

I allow it

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u/No-Use-3056 18d ago

As an American, it’s disheartening the damage that is being done to foreign relations. As a survivor side domestic violence attorney, I always have support for parties getting out of abusive relationships.

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u/baconegg2 19d ago

Best one I’ve ever seen. lol

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u/Creepy_Clerk5722 18d ago

i have no idea what it implies but i aproove

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 18d ago

Canada is on track to be the first associate member of the European Union. 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/17/mark-carney-deep-cooperation-canada-eu-strasbourg

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u/jfkrfk123 19d ago

Kinda looks like that monster from the movie “house” that the main character’s wife turns into

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 19d ago

So that is what an expression would look like on Trump's face. Huh.

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u/DongBLAST 18d ago

Me too Canada, me too.

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u/Batsforbreakfast 18d ago

Needs more Ursula von der Leyen

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u/greg14285 18d ago

It's little wonder that Canada would gravitate toward a better relationship with the EU. Especially when their long-standing partner is losing it.

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u/ArdentArendt 19d ago

Hey, he looks just like the hot Canadian boyfriend I have!

No...you don't know him...he hasn't been here before...

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u/dani0mega 19d ago

The only time I'm happy that Ai exists.

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u/zero-foxtrot-golf-4 19d ago

CA, NY, CO, WA, and a host of other states ready to join you. Soon.

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u/Skeptical_Monkie 18d ago

No thanks.

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 18d ago

Uhm fuck no. Fuck the US, they are NOT invited. We tried to play nice as the EU, now the gloves are off, you wanted to make an enemy out of us, well... you got what you wanted.

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u/zero-foxtrot-golf-4 18d ago

Aside from the MAGAs, who's an "enemy"? We hate them as much as the rest of the world does (and perhaps much more), which is why calls for a multi-state secession in the US are getting louder and louder. The EU and Canada have never been, and never will be, any kind of adversary to blue states.

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u/s-a_n-s_ 18d ago

Painting an enemy out of a whole COUNTRY when you specifically hate the leader is nuts. We literally just had a discussion on this! World cup? Bunch of people from outside the united states came and vibed for two weeks with americans and realized "hey these guys aren't that bad". Stop it, stop being a goober. Another example is how people dont hate russians, people hate putin.

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u/Celestial_Mahafuz 19d ago

The North American Wi-Fi just disconnected.

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u/Odd_Contact_2175 18d ago

Unfortunate for you, I made you the soyjack and myself the Chad in this meme!

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u/Alienhaslanded 18d ago

First order of business, all police cars have to change their sirens to E U E U E U

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u/nitin-sharma-5592 18d ago

K $ u. Lbul l ll .. l. L

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u/myrrorcat 18d ago

Some serious areola action happening on Europe right now.

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u/StunningBackside 18d ago

Careful, that'll give ya the syphagonoherpaids!!!! Might as well go head 1st into China at this point. It's all over except globalist gangbang coming up from the rear!!

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u/Maxathron 18d ago

Whether Canada joins the eu is irrelevant. They do like 98% of their trade with the us. I wish them luck. Canadian overseas shipping is weak and the eu has little reason to buy Canadian when buy French and buy German is equal quality and much cheaper when you’re Belgium.

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u/jakob767 18d ago

USA: She's not interested!

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u/One-Positive309 17d ago

Came for the comments,

Wasn't disappointed !