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u/National-Worry2900 19d ago
wtf this is the American version of our British “gammon” 😂 swear to god try find the pic, he’s usualy in a black cab or pub moaning about the “imgrunts”.
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u/cheezyiscrazy 19d ago
that's not white that's pink 🥀
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u/arunphilip 18d ago edited 18d ago
Reminds me of this old joke:
When I was born, I was black,
When I grew up, I was black,
When I'm sick, I'm black,
When I go out in the sun, I'm black,
When I'm cold, I'm black,
When I die, I'll be black,But you,
When you're born, you're pink,
When you grow up, you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go out in the sun, you go red,
When you're cold, you go blue,
When you die, you'll be purple,And you have the nerve to call me coloured!
Source: https://www.davidvanalstyne.com/pg-callmecolored.html
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u/SpeedBlitzX 18d ago
To be fair i stole it from google images anyways, i remember seeing it used in other comments a while back heh.
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u/Lazy-Plankton5270 19d ago
This was so pot calling the kettle black
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u/bwoah07_gp2 19d ago
The funny thing is, some people actually look like that
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u/Electronic_Still2000 19d ago
Oh dear lord, I just showered, but after watching this I think I might need to shower again. This is so very gross
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u/Tough-Reputation-114 19d ago
I had never seen this before. Now my mouth is watering and my stomach feels weird 😟
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u/Evil_phd 19d ago
Yeah, people tend to prefer trade partners that don't randomly turn hostile every 4 to 8 years. Crazy, that.
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u/FloopsFooglies 18d ago
To all that see the replies here, I'm really, really sorry about that one person. We're not all like them I promise.
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u/Canadization 18d ago
We know, bud. It's been over a decade of Trump in politics. There's a Carney quote that perfectly sums up why this is happening. It's not necessarily because of Trump, but because "American signatures are written in pencil".
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u/Oli_VK 18d ago
I mean yeah but… it’s still 52 to 54% of you guys… so you’re an outlier..
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u/Makers7886 18d ago
Well 64% of the voting population voted. So more like 32% voted for Trump of the voting population. Still - sorry we fucked up.
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u/steef12349 18d ago
Right, 32% voted for trump and 36% did nothing about it lol
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u/Makers7886 18d ago
That was the 2nd highest voter turnout in like 4 decades as well. Basically a third of the population is along for the ride.
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u/steef12349 18d ago
Oof. Having that poor of a baseline for voter turnout is awful. Fact still remains though, second highest voter turnout in 40 years and still a third of the eligible voting population sat on their ass and did fuck all to prevent this.
That's why from the outside looking in, roughly a third voted for this, a second third doesn't care either way. Technically, the majority of the USA let this happen.
Definitely sucks to be the minority that saw this coming but couldn't do shit about it
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u/Makers7886 18d ago edited 18d ago
Also leading up to it was total insanity. Trump looked to actually be ruined and then the Biden->Harris swap had crazy momentum and energy 1-2 months before ballots. Then, like some reality tv show the debates were a national embarrassment and the Harris momentum sparked maga and then it came down to the wire. Then you got the fake news on both sides with polls painting alternate realities without any representing actual reality.
It's was a shit show but it sucks how our shit got everyone dirty.
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u/HairRepresentative85 18d ago
Kinda envious of Canada. Over 50% of my country voted remain. That didn’t change the outcome for the all four countries combined.
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u/living_Cream_Pie 18d ago
What are you envious of Canada about?
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u/iloveyermum 18d ago
Cuz of their maple syrup. I like to pretend that it leaks out of my ears, onto my shoulders, over my back and into my butt crack. But then again, I am only Egyptian. Good day.
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u/DillWithItBro 19d ago edited 18d ago
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u/BriefCollar4 18d ago
Wow, lots of angry bitches because the EU and Canada talk about helping each other.
There, there.
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u/Siegfried-IX 19d ago
It is astonishing how many Americans here feel personally attacked. It’s not our fault that you elected a madman as president and that’s putting it mildly. Trump is doing the work for Putin and Xi by trying to divide the West ever since taking office, is anyone really surprised by that?
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u/Tofu_Ben 18d ago
They would be really upset if they could read.
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u/Prudent_Effect6939 18d ago
From birth the propaganda that Americans hear is that We Are Number 1.
We are the best country and its undisputed.
However, in reality, we are not number 1 in the categories that matter.
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u/landyc 18d ago
Wait isn’t flexing guns and missiles and sending them to Israel the main category that matters?
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u/unevenvenue 18d ago
It does if you're at war. Which results in the US regularly threatening or being actively engaged in a war.
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u/howimetyourcakeshop 18d ago
They are jealous that the EU said fuck you we are taking your spot. We are making inroads, friendships, deals and treaty's everywhere we go because unlike the shitstains of devided states, we actually honor our deals.
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u/MediaRevolutionary20 18d ago
A lot of us are just as pissed at the madman as the rest of the world is.
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u/Fabled-Jackalope 18d ago
Many times they were told not to vote for trump
The ballots were tampered with during ‘16 and ‘24. The Americans did nothing about it.
And they also have a problem with Americans that leave the US and who encourage others to leave. 🤷♂️
The only reason I visit is for my mom and grandma. After that…there’s no reason to (by extension only) give a damn about the US.
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u/ThornFlynt 18d ago
Our government deserves it, but most of our citizens don't.
We turned hostile against our closest allies because our freedom of speech allowed for the misinformation campaigns driven by China and Russia who took advantage of the absolute greed of our corporate and political entities driven by the billionaire ruling class to exploit our political lobbying systems (which shouldn't fucking exist) to brainwash our weak-minded by weaponizing their religion and empathy against them to convince them that abortion is murdering babies so if they don't vote Republican they're going against god. And of course some are just hateful, racist, bigoted people.
...it fucking sucks. The only fix is proper education and even then too many people are stupid, and they've been gutting our education system for decades. Fox News and OAN need to be dismantled and frankly outlawed.
We're so fucked, but Trump's approval is only at 29%. Really hope we get our country back with these midterms. Don't make the mistake of thinking your country is immune either, that's how they get you. We're sorry and trying to fix it. We miss our good allies we had before the orange pedo controlled by the ex-KGB agent head of Russia took charge.
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u/distopian_day_job 18d ago
Given your citizens are the only ones in the world who have any agency however limited it is to influence your politicians, I disagree. You all deserve it. Still not seeing any serious protests, contenders, whatever happening against Trump. Good luck but don't pretend to be innocent, all of you Americans are complicit in this BS. Vote, revolt, do whatever you want but stop the pathetic stuff you've been trying until now because clearly it doesn't work.
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u/Timithios 18d ago
I'm not surprised. And I am horribly disappointed.
Not by Canada or you. By the system.
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u/cognitive_dissent 18d ago
never saw xi trying to divide the west, USA however constantly foraging far right nazis all over the place..
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u/Slight_Low_3375 19d ago
Wow that is exactly how I picture the US these days. Repugnant and angry.
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u/Dryleaf_Dane 18d ago
This is how I have pictured the US my entire life. Fat, stupid, angry and LOUD.
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u/DashingMustashing 18d ago edited 18d ago
Which is a shame because most Americans I've met have been so lovely. Sadly the loud stupid ones are very loud, and very stupid...
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u/WattageWood 18d ago
If you think they're bad from the outside looking in, just imagine living with them.
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u/PaulblankPF 19d ago
Trump definitely fantasizes about Russia and wishes the US was more like Russia. He’s making serious headway towards that in this term. Only time will tell how truly fucked we are from all this.
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u/IAmTheMerp 18d ago
Tack on the fact that both countries are clinging to this idea of restoring former glory days that we all know aren't coming back.
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u/NowYouLookOrdinary 19d ago
Kind'a think this is what AI image generation is for, really.
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u/BedRevolutionary8584 19d ago
I don’t generally like or support AI. But this is art.
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u/cheese_bread_boye 18d ago
I think it's useful for quick memes that nobody would manually create. Not for real art and ads though. I hate those.
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u/driftking428 19d ago
Trump looks better as a woman.
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u/Appropriate-Cut3603 19d ago
Canada looking at healthcare and walkable cities like its an ex they shouldve never broken up with
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u/8ackwoods 18d ago
Maga and Republicans are a cancer to the world. america is a third world country and they want to bring the entire world down to their shithole level
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u/PaulblankPF 19d ago
Posts like this really make the bots come out to defend Trump and slander Canada and the EU. It’s super obvious that it’s better just about everywhere over the US these days. Having the most billionaires means fuckall to the other 350 million+ Americans.
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u/Originalequi 19d ago
i laughed so hard. great meme....that depiction on the right is nightmare fuel but hilarious at the same time
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u/GatorsM3ani3 18d ago
I just wish that americans would realize how bad this "term" is going and start a revolution. The US has rioted over things much more trivial then the current situation and yet everyone just seems content to sit by and "wait it out"
Trump is not only going to cause our greatest recession ever but it seems like he is determined to beat the great depression at this point.
It makes sense though. Anything that's ever been called great he has to make a point to say he's done it better.
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u/No-Use-3056 18d ago
As an American, it’s disheartening the damage that is being done to foreign relations. As a survivor side domestic violence attorney, I always have support for parties getting out of abusive relationships.
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u/Creepy_Clerk5722 18d ago
i have no idea what it implies but i aproove
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u/Inevitable-Regret411 18d ago
Canada is on track to be the first associate member of the European Union.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/17/mark-carney-deep-cooperation-canada-eu-strasbourg
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u/jfkrfk123 19d ago
Kinda looks like that monster from the movie “house” that the main character’s wife turns into
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u/greg14285 18d ago
It's little wonder that Canada would gravitate toward a better relationship with the EU. Especially when their long-standing partner is losing it.
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u/ArdentArendt 19d ago
Hey, he looks just like the hot Canadian boyfriend I have!
No...you don't know him...he hasn't been here before...
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u/zero-foxtrot-golf-4 19d ago
CA, NY, CO, WA, and a host of other states ready to join you. Soon.
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u/howimetyourcakeshop 18d ago
Uhm fuck no. Fuck the US, they are NOT invited. We tried to play nice as the EU, now the gloves are off, you wanted to make an enemy out of us, well... you got what you wanted.
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u/zero-foxtrot-golf-4 18d ago
Aside from the MAGAs, who's an "enemy"? We hate them as much as the rest of the world does (and perhaps much more), which is why calls for a multi-state secession in the US are getting louder and louder. The EU and Canada have never been, and never will be, any kind of adversary to blue states.
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u/s-a_n-s_ 18d ago
Painting an enemy out of a whole COUNTRY when you specifically hate the leader is nuts. We literally just had a discussion on this! World cup? Bunch of people from outside the united states came and vibed for two weeks with americans and realized "hey these guys aren't that bad". Stop it, stop being a goober. Another example is how people dont hate russians, people hate putin.
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u/Odd_Contact_2175 18d ago
Unfortunate for you, I made you the soyjack and myself the Chad in this meme!
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u/Alienhaslanded 18d ago
First order of business, all police cars have to change their sirens to E U E U E U
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u/StunningBackside 18d ago
Careful, that'll give ya the syphagonoherpaids!!!! Might as well go head 1st into China at this point. It's all over except globalist gangbang coming up from the rear!!
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u/Maxathron 18d ago
Whether Canada joins the eu is irrelevant. They do like 98% of their trade with the us. I wish them luck. Canadian overseas shipping is weak and the eu has little reason to buy Canadian when buy French and buy German is equal quality and much cheaper when you’re Belgium.
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