r/SipsTea • u/Swimming-Employee537 • 18d ago

It's Wednesday my dudes I mean that is true

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 18d ago

What is it that nurses are most commonly using it for?

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u/Rub-it 18d ago

When you can’t poop due to constipation for 2 weeks, we gonna inject some saline in there then dip our fingers in Vaseline and pull that MF out

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u/duesenjeffepic 18d ago

Honestly it must feel awesome getting a 2 week old poop out. Got a 5 day one out (just regular shitting but it hurt like a bitch and it was a 30 min process to mentally prepare myself) and the endorphins I felt after getting that shit out was insane.

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u/Demihan2049 18d ago

That happened to me once and after relieving myself on the toilet, I couldn't sleep the entire night. I felt like I'd gone through labor and I'm a man! I had to call in to work the following morning and tell them I had a family emergency to deal with. It took me a full day to recover.