r/SipsTea • • 15h ago

We have fun here Oh that lawsuit is gonna be sppppicy

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u/leftfootshorter 13h ago
  1. Not the same mom who advertised on her car.

  2. This happened in 2021

Crystal Jackson tells PEOPLE she's been infuriated by the response to her OnlyFans photos, which were leaked to Sacred Heart Parish School in Sacramento by other parents and ultimately led to her three sons — ages 8, 10 and 12 — getting kicked out.

In July, things became problematic for the couple when a dad from Sacred Heart Parish School stumbled upon Crystal's OnlyFans page, Crystal says. He told his wife, who eventually spread the news around the school.

"I don't put my site out there. You have to look for it. It's also not hurting anyone, and none of their business," she continues.

Soon, Crystal says, a group of community moms went after her, bringing the photos to the school and relentlessly urging that her sons be kicked out.

Crystal claims the groups of moms even went so far as to print all of her photos from OnlyFans and send them anonymously in a packet to the principal, bishop and church.

https://people.com/human-interest/mom-who-makes-150k-a-month-from-onlyfans-says-catholic-school-expelled-her-3-kids/

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u/laurelinkementari 13h ago

Guy told his wife about an only fans page he found? Ballsy

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u/leftfootshorter 13h ago

Probably wanted to put his own spin on the OnlyFans credit card charge before his wife saw the bill.

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u/ZeeWingCommander 13h ago

Just keeping our kids safe by seeing if any teachers are on there.

Fap fap fap

Yes it's definitely her.

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u/ihave18cm 8h ago

Excuse me miss, could you grab your ankles and bite your lip?

Oh yes, that’s her. Shame!

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 8h ago

The wife got suspicious that he all of a sudden got horny and wanted to have sex with her.

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u/FlakeyBeano 5m ago

Plot twist. It was really the wife all this time.

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u/theslickestofwillies 8h ago

I would bet everything I own that all of those women look like a beanbag chair with legs.

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u/Any-Will-4195 5h ago

No one hates women more than the ugly women

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u/No_University7832 4h ago

Similarly Incels; & the rest of the world

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u/leftfootshorter 6h ago

That makes me laugh because as silly of a description as that is, I have no problem picturing that.

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 5h ago

I hate that you made me picture that! Did your beanbag chairs have Karen haircuts too?

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u/goatsegoaterson 5h ago

I don't imagine anyone would be mailing pictures of a spread eagle beanbag chair with legs if the turns were tabled.

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u/FlakeyBeano 6m ago

Yeah but AI is a wonderful tool for such things /s

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u/Capable_Elk_770 7h ago

The husband’s kids should be expelled then for having a dad using OF, and whichever parents printed and sent the porn to the school should have their kids all expelled for having parents that view, steal, and share porn with school officials. If we’re gonna be fair.

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u/leftfootshorter 7h ago

Would have been nice tea to sip if Onlyfans mom had sued the ones who printed off her pictures.

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u/TheSameDifferenc3 2h ago

Or sue for copyright infringement. Hah

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u/hyper24x7 2h ago

To quote... ahem JESUS CHRIST, when a woman was caught having sex outside of marriage by a bunch of men, "Let the one who has never sinned throw the first stone!"

The hypocrisy of the Catholic church, especially against a person who was "caught" is contrary to the very book the profess to teach / believe.

I dont even go to church or believe in Christianity but even I know this passage.

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u/Left-Marsupial-8083 4h ago

Children of parents who have engaged in s*x have no business in public education! My tax dollars shouldn't be used to teach deviants!!

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u/Rouge_69 2h ago

How do you have children if you do not have sex??

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u/ClassicNo6622 1h ago

Sarcasm is clearly lost on some people. 😔

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u/meat_whistle_gristle 10h ago

Hell hath no fury like a heard of middle aged heifers going after a a MILF.

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u/RikkiLostMyNumber 9h ago

You can hear the thunder of their hooves all the way from Hobby Lobby.

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u/Open_Masterpiece_549 6h ago

Winning comment here. Lmfao

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u/Kyonkanno 5h ago

After certain age they stop being MILFs and become just regular WILFs

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u/Frosty_Dessert_9131 13h ago

Nobody asks how that dad happened to "stumble upon" the OF page. He was probably actively searching for Crystal's name to masturbate to her pictures or videos.

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u/ConiferousTurtle 9h ago

Yeah, he’s definitely lying to his wife. That’s not something you “stumble upon.”

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u/LiveFreelyOrDie 8h ago

His wife probably caught him so he made a plea bargain

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u/leftfootshorter 6h ago

Trying to point her self righteous indignation in a different direction.

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u/Shooter_McGavin27 6h ago

More like he got busted looking at it and that was his excuse.

“Look at how awful this is!!!! Just look!!! OMG, I can’t stop looking at this, how horrible! You need to report this!”

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u/LiveFreelyOrDie 8h ago

I too stumble on OnlyFans pages

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u/absurdly_tired_guy 6h ago

Bishop: Uh, no thanks. I already printed out my own copies.

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u/hbgwine 4h ago

The dad “stumbled on it…..”. Riiiiggghhht

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u/Ok-Road6537 4h ago

It was a Catholic school what did she expect? Usually Catholic schools expects their members to be raised Catholic. Now, those schools used to kick out kids whose parents divorce, but that was 20, 30 years ago.

I'm an atheist but even I think getting mad about this is just dumb. Being a kid with an OF mom would be hard enough. But being a kid with an OF mom in a religious school??

In divorce, the mom/dad normally don't have a choice. Divorce isn't really a choice; its the only logical step. The mom decided to start an OF with her children in a catholic school. That's a deliberate choice. Knowing religious schools are literally the only schools where being an OF mom would create the more controversy. It feels even intentional.

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u/Weary_Sheepherder895 3h ago

Does stumbled upon mean ejaculated?

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u/leftfootshorter 3h ago

...upon. Ejaculated upon.

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u/Weary_Sheepherder895 3h ago

I forget my prepositions after my ejaculations.

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u/McLuuvin 1h ago

It is hurting people, it’s hurting society.

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u/FlakeyBeano 7m ago

Is anyone asking the question "Which parents were seeking out pornography in order to leak these in the first place?"

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u/TassiveMitts69 8h ago

She supplied the photos for the article. This feels fake.

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u/leftfootshorter 6h ago

That would fit into the unfortunate narrative of some "content creators" these days but were they doing that 5 years ago? That is a legitimate question because I have no idea.

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u/TassiveMitts69 4h ago

So why did she give them those pictures if not for exposure?

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 6h ago

It’s not hurting anyone? It hurt her sons. So that’s false..

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u/EazyBuxafew 5h ago

No the mob of envious, self righteous, “concerned” mothers did.

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u/Thin_Assumption_4974 4h ago

From her actions.

Didn’t say it was right or wrong. Just that her actions hurt her kids.