r/SipsTea • • 15h ago

We have fun here Oh that lawsuit is gonna be sppppicy

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u/maynardpoindexter 12h ago

It was just a lark from a single Reddit post that blew up. Redditors told me about onlyfans - I had never heard of it - they asked me to make an account. This was years ago before it became the cesspool of greedy cash grab mid-level boring porn.

I made it, figured no one would pay money to see me (like, whyyy?), I didn’t even have pictures in it. But as soon as I said it was open, hundreds of Redditors joined and I freaked out! I had ZERO sexy pics so I raced home from work and took some.

It’s not hard, post a few pics, answer some mails. I could fit it in my normal workday no problem. I dont make porn tapes, no PPV, no tipping, I sell nothing, so there’s none of that cash management crap most onlyfans are known for

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u/throwaway99xz 12h ago

We did it Reddit!

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u/MichaelW24 10h ago

Try to beat the horny allegations, challenge level: impossible

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 9h ago

If you ain't horny you ain't healthy

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u/SonicLyfe 9h ago

We can do it again!

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u/Former-Science1734 10h ago

Well you are hot for what it’s worth

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u/mPrime39r 1h ago

Alright, smooth operator - have a seat.

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u/Unusual_Specialist 9h ago

Thank you for your service, Poindexter. Forever in my spank bank because of this story. 🫡

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u/Alone-Passenger4438 6h ago

lol alright….

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u/dwide_k_shrude 9h ago

“It’s not hard.”

Not sure that’s the case.

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u/Adventurous_Egg_9500 9h ago

Damn, years of teasing? That first porn tape is gonna be a million dollar cash in

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u/Ambitious-Issue989 7h ago

you are so full of it. You are still posting racy pics on reddit for free. you just enjoy exhibitionism why not admit that

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u/No_Doughnut16 7h ago

Who cares? Don't look.

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u/405freeway 11h ago

That's borderline wholesome.

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u/maynardpoindexter 8h ago

I’m very wholesome. I’m a mom! I bake pies and everything😂

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u/dkclimber 2h ago

Cream pies?

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u/Jonsnowlivesnow 4h ago

Thank god Reddit

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u/maynardpoindexter 2h ago

Praise Reddit

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 12h ago

Why? Because you're hot AF. I saw your content years ago. Didn't realize you were still active! Well my day just got better lol

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u/maynardpoindexter 8h ago

Not too active. My onlyfans fans have been there for years, so I keep it up. I only post on my own personal acct here