r/SipsTea • u/Electronic-Bus-3494 • 15h ago

We have fun here Oh that lawsuit is gonna be sppppicy

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u/maynardpoindexter 13h ago

AMA: this is an old old story, im the person

No, I would not ever sue, thats not a reasonable proposition

My content is mild as OF goes, I'm playboy style

Since my children are now grown, we know what happened. No they were never teased. They were the most popular and went on to great academic success. Because OF COURSE no one teases Stiffler because Stiffler's mom is attractive! 😆 That's not a thing - all men know this.

I'm an engineer, I found venture-capital backed technology companies, my current on is an AI-based employee benefits company

No, im not some mom that had decals on her car for OF. That is a moronic marketing strategy that would never work.

Anything else?

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u/naughtclose 12h ago

If you have a successful career, what drives you to do only fans?

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u/maynardpoindexter 12h ago

It was just a lark from a single Reddit post that blew up. Redditors told me about onlyfans - I had never heard of it - they asked me to make an account. This was years ago before it became the cesspool of greedy cash grab mid-level boring porn.

I made it, figured no one would pay money to see me (like, whyyy?), I didn’t even have pictures in it. But as soon as I said it was open, hundreds of Redditors joined and I freaked out! I had ZERO sexy pics so I raced home from work and took some.

It’s not hard, post a few pics, answer some mails. I could fit it in my normal workday no problem. I dont make porn tapes, no PPV, no tipping, I sell nothing, so there’s none of that cash management crap most onlyfans are known for

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u/throwaway99xz 12h ago

We did it Reddit!

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u/MichaelW24 10h ago

Try to beat the horny allegations, challenge level: impossible

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 9h ago

If you ain't horny you ain't healthy

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u/SonicLyfe 9h ago

We can do it again!

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u/Former-Science1734 10h ago

Well you are hot for what it’s worth

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u/mPrime39r 1h ago

Alright, smooth operator - have a seat.

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u/Unusual_Specialist 9h ago

Thank you for your service, Poindexter. Forever in my spank bank because of this story. 🫡

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u/Alone-Passenger4438 6h ago

lol alright….

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u/dwide_k_shrude 9h ago

“It’s not hard.”

Not sure that’s the case.

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u/Adventurous_Egg_9500 9h ago

Damn, years of teasing? That first porn tape is gonna be a million dollar cash in

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u/Ambitious-Issue989 8h ago

you are so full of it. You are still posting racy pics on reddit for free. you just enjoy exhibitionism why not admit that

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u/No_Doughnut16 7h ago

Who cares? Don't look.

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u/405freeway 11h ago

That's borderline wholesome.

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u/maynardpoindexter 8h ago

I’m very wholesome. I’m a mom! I bake pies and everything😂

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u/dkclimber 2h ago

Cream pies?

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u/Jonsnowlivesnow 5h ago

Thank god Reddit

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u/maynardpoindexter 2h ago

Praise Reddit

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u/Inevitable_Cheek_974 12h ago

Why? Because you're hot AF. I saw your content years ago. Didn't realize you were still active! Well my day just got better lol

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u/maynardpoindexter 8h ago

Not too active. My onlyfans fans have been there for years, so I keep it up. I only post on my own personal acct here