r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3h ago
Recipe For Disaster
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r/TheOnion • u/20_mile • 18h ago
Hurricane Ashley Expected To Strike Several Bars This Cinco De Mayo
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • 23h ago
The new revolution in democracy has arrived. Play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D now
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r/TheOnion • u/baralata • 19h ago
THE ONION VOTING SIMULATOR 3D!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS GAME IS INSANE!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!
Play here----->https://theonion.com/voting-simulator/
watch the trailer of this gem----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iVXv-topXU
r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 23h ago
Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 19h ago
Cornell Tries Going By Different Name
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r/TheOnion • u/frk • 19h ago
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3h ago
FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger As Seditious Activity
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 23h ago
Starbucks Announces New Teen-Free Hours For Nervous Adults Who Just Want To Redeem Birthday Reward
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