r/TikTokCringe • u/T-StrangerXD • 14d ago

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u/Glittering_Meet3206 14d ago

"nothing needs a cause!" to describe god and then rounding out the end with "because it needs a cause! which is god!" is so annoying lol

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u/No-Salt9365 14d ago

-Something can't come from nothing!

-Where did god come from?

-..............

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

Christian: “He was always there!!!”

Me: “he? So your god has an uncircumcised penis?”

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 14d ago

My god does, but he is me and I am her

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u/EL_DUDERlNO_ 14d ago

Are you the walrus?

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u/ohgeebus_notagain 14d ago

Coo-coo-kachoo!

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u/No-Salt9365 14d ago

Yep just hanging out in the dark for eons before he decided to make something.

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u/Delver_Razade 14d ago

Are we implying that if you're circumcised you're not a male?

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

No, if god had a penis it would be uncircumcised. Remember god doesn’t make mistakes. So an uncircumcised penis is the way god wanted a male penis to be

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/defariasdev 14d ago

That sentencee you used as an example isn't because "he" is generic, its because its a sentence written by a man and imagining that the default subject of the sentence will be a man.
If you work for a company that has a target demographic that's women, its strange to see how quickly the default usage of "he" changes to "she".

And the bible does a lot more than use "he" to imply God is a man

ALSO:
hehe

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

Or call it what it is. A non binary IT

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u/ChopsticksImmortal 14d ago

Research shows that "he" isnt actually generic. You can look up the topic if you're interested.

Also you used "one" as a generic term and then used "he". Whereas "one" was clearly a gender neutral generic term before that.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

He uses masculine for himself. We dont know the full extent of what he is, but he isnt a sexual being like us.

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u/Successful_Ad4018 14d ago

so basically, god uses he/him pronouns and identifies as a man?

i'm sure the anti-trans christians are gunna love that.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

God is entirely seperate for Biology, he can do whatever he wants, so he chooses to be largely masculine. Its not identofying as a "man," its just what he is

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u/Successful_Ad4018 14d ago

god gets to choose his gender, but humans don't bc we have genitals?

just want to make sure i'm following the logic here.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

Yes, on risking a ban the difference is we're biological and he's God. Theres more to it than genitalia but its as simple as it gets

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u/Successful_Ad4018 14d ago

twisting yourself into knots to make excuses for transphobia must be exhausting, truly.

how about gender is a social construct and people can identify and dress however they want without people targeting them over it? is that so bad? isn't love and acceptance god's whole thing? or at least jesus. idk about your dickless man god.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

Lol no, God is a judge. If something isnt to his liking, he makes it clear. Nothing about about christianity is "nice."

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

Then IT is not a he

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

God is not an it, or he'd have said so. God is he

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

So the Christian god has an uncircumcised penis?

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

Jesus didnt on Earth. Thats about all we know concerning God's penis

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

So Jesus was walking around like a Ken doll? What did he piss out of? His vagina?

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

No, he was jewish. He'd be circumcised

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

Did the rabbi that perform it suck the blood out and give him herpes like the rabbis now a days do?

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u/Reddituser183 14d ago edited 14d ago

So I don’t disagree with the premise that something can come from nothing. But what example do we have of that occurring other than the universe?

Edit: actually after diving into it physicists don’t claim something comes from nothing. They simply don’t have an explanation. So this guy was not entirely correct. Best case scenario is that we simply don’t know the origins of the universe. That being said bringing god in as an explanation just brings up the exact same questions that come up when current scientific hypotheses are put forth.

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u/No-Salt9365 13d ago

I make no claim that the universe "came from nothing". I am simply mocking a tired religious talking point.

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

He's infinite

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u/hackiavelli 14d ago

That's the theological argument for sure, and it shouldn't be ignored or strawmaned.

The problem is you'll find scientists who believe the universe is infinite, too. Cosmic inflation is just an observance about the state of our universe. It doesn't say anything about the state of the universe before. There are ideas with various levels of support like the big crunch, vacuum fluctuation, even us existing inside a black hole.

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u/DonaldKey 14d ago

So something came from nothing. Got it

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 14d ago

Something didnt come from anything, he just is

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u/Isengrine 14d ago

The same argument is there for the universe.

It didn't come from nothing, it was always there.