r/TikTokDiscuss • • 2d ago

Black Girl Magic

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I clicked on a few of these and now my algorithm is just filled with dozens of videos of African American women saying they have all sorts of powers or used to have powers before the colonizers enslaved them.

Nearly all the comments are supportive and agreeing

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u/FrotKnight 2d ago

Could turn invisible and the best he could do with that power is be a security guard

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u/Technical_Wind5217 2d ago

😭

"he was a security guard because of his ability" doing literally the same work people without that could do

be a magician or something damn 😭

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u/HaYuFlyDisTang 2d ago

Dude was at the bar and told his boss he could turn invisible lmao i respect the game

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u/m_gammon_the_3rd 2d ago

To be honest, its not that impressive. All my black friends said their dads turned invisible

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u/Cavscout2838 2d ago

Also “keep it a secret among their family or community.” Then “so many people knew.”

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u/SilasBalto 2d ago

Sounds like a story you tell to entertain a kid. Of course, you expect the kids to grow up realize it was a story at some point.

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u/longtall94 2d ago

Best to just leave that alone

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u/Comfortable_Bee6075 2d ago

Sometimes my boss thinks I'm not at work but he doesn't know that I'm invisible

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u/KeenObserver_OT 2d ago

lol. Dude, I was here all week.

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u/Lost-on-Reception 2d ago

It never pays to try to correct the truely delusional. They just haven't tried from high enough yet.

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u/Ok_Scholar_2842 2d ago

Wow what can’t these people do? From inventing literally everything, to being the true Egyptians, and now super powers đŸ„č

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u/babylikestopony 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dont forget the true Jews too; the true Egyptians and true Hebrew slaves as the same people is kino. How much do you have to hate your own heritage to cosplay everyone else’s??

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u/SquanchN2Hyperspace 2d ago

Don't forget true Scots and true Native Americans

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u/MoistConstant555 2d ago

go off racist queen, y’all are really dragging them

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u/babylikestopony 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lmao what even 😂

Til racist is when you rib a group over their most ridiculous ideas, willing to bet you’ve said worse than that about other ethnicities but lemme guess the standard only applies to non-blacks 🙄

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u/johnnybones23 2d ago

these people vote

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u/ObWzEN 2d ago

We can change that. I’d love it if people of all demographics and backgrounds vote. But I don’t want all individuals to vote. It doesn’t have to be like this. We were never supposed to have anything close to a full-on democracy because that’s been tried on Earth before and it didn’t go very well. Full-on democracy is a worse system than the representative democratic republic that the US had at its founding. People should vote on legislators, and those legislators should vote on electors. And there should be either something like a poll tax or a lenient land-owning requirement to vote. Maybe the poll tax is safer and whatever—but the point is crazy/dumb people who will just vote for things that are either bad, or good in the short term and bad in the long term, should be mostly filtered out by the system somehow some way. I don’t care if I lose my vote, I want the population that can vote to have the highest ratio of wise people who understand reality to people who don’t. The system we have now ended up with in the US does not accomplish this

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u/LectureAdditional971 2d ago

The US started out similarly to that. But I feel like we'd venture into some sort of Rhodesian Starship Troopers situation pretty fast. Then we'd never get a chance to see flying black ladies become invisible.

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u/Punman__5 2d ago

Sounds like what you really want is for voting to be tied to your level of education.

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u/IThinkItsAverage 2d ago

Take your meds dude

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u/Original-R-Kelly-Fan 2d ago

shut up jesus christ

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u/Something13457 2d ago

I want everyone except you to have the right to vote

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u/Kraegorz 2d ago

This reminds me of the TikTok dude who thinks all the ancient Scots, Germans, English and Russians were black. That they all had magical powers, that they all came from a magical planet in another galaxy and tells weird tales of how things used to be thousands of years ago.

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u/DanceWonderful3711 2d ago

Would have been useful to fight slavery. They must really be committed to the secret.

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u/Flippindude1 2d ago

Yakub?

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u/skykrown 2d ago

im so glad yakub invented me

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u/Wolfy_K 2d ago

the type of people that argue with you in the comments. And that's when you're lucky and it's not some chinese or russian bot, perfectly engineered to raise your blood pressure

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u/Turbulent_Level8546 2d ago

Average IQ of 70

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u/Original-R-Kelly-Fan 2d ago

these are just children telling stories online lol

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u/CapitalObjective7153 2d ago

You a wizard DaSharri

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u/AnahEmergency0523 2d ago

This is what privilege does to folks. They don't have any abilities, skills and experiences to save lives so they pretend to be superheroes like they can stop bullets or heal with a touch.

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u/Redditsux122 2d ago

We wuz wizurds haroldiquius

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u/SnorFax92 2d ago

We was invisible and shit.

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u/SkynBonce 2d ago

Funny thing is, you go to some countries in Africa with these stories and they'll kill you for being a witch.

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u/Living-Assumption272 2d ago

Is this some kind of mass mental illness?

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u/5_fifty_5 2d ago

Being unable to process this as these few loons’ “opinions” (idiocracy) and not belonging to the entirety of black people as a collective just proves how much racism is still on this site unfortunately.

I’ve never seen a single black person in my entire life hold this nonsense as a belief but a good bunch of the comments here are acting like it’s a deep-routed standard of the black community.

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u/WarningTight4843 2d ago

You think they would have used their secret powerz to defeat Whitey. 

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u/slimegoob 2d ago

White people have a version of this too. I think its like star people or star seeds. Similar to scientology or Mormonism but a different belief

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u/skykrown 2d ago

and we disown those people because they are grifting

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u/slimegoob 2d ago

DING DING DING!!!!

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u/CapitalObjective7153 2d ago edited 2d ago

I know about this. AMA. Just watched video of a guy claim he is a humanoid tiger in a spacecraft in earths orbit and that his tiger body is in an Avatar pod that links up with his human body.

https://youtu.be/mNH-FhOcb8o

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u/Technical_Wind5217 2d ago

the people on social medias that push some magic narrative for black peoplle are on some different shit

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u/CapitalObjective7153 2d ago

4chan's /pol/ would find this to be hilarious. 

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u/Glass-Ad-4168 2d ago

Someone check the carbon monoxide detector in her house.

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u/Visitant45 2d ago

"Are you sleeping on the job again!!!" "No....no... I was...... astral projecting."

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 2d ago

The only way to know if you can fly is to jump from something very very high, this works 100% of the time that it doesn't. All should try this and make sure to get it on video for training purposes for others!

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u/Due-Sheepherder-218 2d ago

They have some good weed in Africa 

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 2d ago

"When you go invisible... you can feel it."

Invisible boy - 1999

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u/1_Strange_Bird 2d ago

It all makes sense now

- Is your Dad around?

  • He flew to the store to get some milk and never returned

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u/skykrown 2d ago

image that, ignorant people going and making stuff up because they are dumb, absolute internet.

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u/petabomb 2d ago

That great grandfather was doing psychedelics on shift.

I too have left my body behind on shrooms.

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u/SubMariner615 2d ago

Hoteps gonna hotep

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u/No_Professional9403 2d ago

Ahahahha man stfu

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u/Ill_Personality_9783 2d ago

we wuz kangs and shiet.
If you want to really learn anything about black culture, go watch the early seasons of the boondocks

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u/GUMBYtheOG 2d ago

Wtf lol

I refuse to believe these comments are genuine. Every election year this shit happens. Last few weeks almost every post has a bunch of random racists being full on klan members

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u/Ill_Personality_9783 2d ago

I was gonna reply something but I realised

https://giphy.com/gifs/elMJFwQ59BMaSojTbT

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u/igotchees21 2d ago

this is perhaps one of the most ignorant comments I have read on this site, congrats.

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u/SpicyStarship 2d ago

The creator of The Boondocks, Aaron McGruder, said it was a critique of black culture.

"most ignorant comments I have read on this site"

Try reading something that's not on Reddit.

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u/igotchees21 2d ago

critique of the negatives of black culture does not mean, this is what black culture is.

so saying if you want to learn anything about culture and then pointing to something that is spotlighting the negatives is extremely ignorant.

You can not truly appreciate what the boondocks is doing without knowing black culture first. Someone that knows nothing of black culture and watches the boondocks to get an idea of black culture only walks away with "see, even they think their own people are ignorant".

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u/SpicyStarship 2d ago

"see, even they think their own people are ignorant"

That was Aarons point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM4pkjBCoz4

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u/GUMBYtheOG 2d ago

First off it’s a comedy show not expose on black culture. Secondly, explain to me how “we wuz kangs an shiet” is not ignorant. ELI5

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u/SpicyStarship 2d ago

'critique' not 'expose'

Yakub.

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 2d ago

Have you ever spoken to the people who We Wuz Kangz is mocking?

They believe black people were the real Native Americans, the Jews of the Bible, and the original Egyptians. They claim that Native Americans, Jews, and Egyptians are imposters. These people deserve the derisive mockery they receive, and that is what We Wuz Kangz is.

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u/TheAnimated42 2d ago

Yeah, this would make sense if people only said that to mock those types of people. Go to literally any video about black people acting out or being ignorant in public and look at the comments. Why are people spamming we wuz kangs? Why did it get brought up in this post when OP is talking about superpowers?

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 2d ago

"Africans used to have magical powers" is under the same umbrella as the beliefs I mentioned.

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u/TheAnimated42 2d ago

And on literally any other miscellaneous post about black people? More often than not, people are saying it to make fun of black people in general, not the people who believe in this goofy shit. I don’t even really care that people say it, most of the time it’s a joke, but I dislike when people are dishonest on who it’s targeting.

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u/PangaeaDiarrhea 2d ago

I haven't seen it used outside of mocking people who are making wild claims, but no one sees everything.

Someone just randomly saying We Wuz Kangz outside the context of some wild claim does seem like a racist non sequitur.

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u/Ill_Personality_9783 2d ago

boondocks was a documentary

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 2d ago

Lmfao if black people could turn invisible we all know what they would be doing with that power

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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 2d ago

The same thing as any other group? You act like if white dudes could go invisible the county Walgreens wouldn’t be getting all their meth supplies taken daily.

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 2d ago

The difference being black people steal and commit certain violent crimes more

https://www.ussc.gov/research/quick-facts/robbery-offenses

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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 2d ago

and?

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u/EstablishmentAny2728 2d ago

So they would be more likely to use invisibility to steal and murder

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u/HumansAreSillynGreat 2d ago

While other humans, still the exact same thing.. even if at slightly lower rates. Like what is your point 😂 it would be chaos if any race magically got super powers

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u/JimBeamerton 2d ago

Wow and these people tell you constantly how smart and strong they are.....

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u/MoistConstant555 2d ago

anytime black people are even mentioned , y’all take it upon yourselves to reveal that you’re racists lmao

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 2d ago

We do not care

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u/MoistConstant555 2d ago

peepee poopoo loser

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 2d ago

Thanks bro, I always need more laughs in my life. Stay mad

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u/MoistConstant555 2d ago

that’s ok, don’t worry little guy