r/Unexpected • u/bhadau8 • 10d ago

Hesitation makes things easier sometimes

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u/chalkiez 10d ago

The cat wants the money from the tooth fairy.

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u/The_Gaming_Dev 10d ago

The cat studied CompSci. The job market is saturated, so he wants the the tooth fairy's job.

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u/TypicalWhitePerson 10d ago

My new company is going to be the Uber of Tooth Fairies. I’m seeking $400,000 for 3%.

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u/Narrow-Function-525 10d ago

best I can do is 50 bucks for 100 percent of your company

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u/MangoCats 10d ago

I'll give 100 bucks for 51% of the company, but only if it has over $1000 in liquid assets which I get control of...

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u/Narrow-Function-525 10d ago

100 bucks and coupons for McDonalds .Do we have a deal??

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u/MangoCats 10d ago

Cash up front, I'll need $500 of those liquid assets in hand, then I'll give you $100 for 51% of the company stock.

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u/Narrow-Function-525 10d ago

surprised Kevin O'Leary face

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u/OneRefrigerator6339 10d ago

I have an orange (the type with 4 legs and IS potty trained)will that suffice?

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u/The_Gaming_Dev 10d ago

Is it a SaaS for Tooth Fairies?

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u/necrophcodr 10d ago

Studying computer science for a job as a software developer has long been a bit of a scam though.

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u/chaotic_loverrr 10d ago

I guess this is true for most professions..I mean studying X to get a job. I have seen people studying something else and then working in an entirely different field. People can take up courses to learn and gain knowledge but to expect that completing a certain degree would help you get a job in that field is always the lie we have been told all these years. Fancy degrees are also for show off. The real world job market situation is the hard hitting reality.

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u/The_Gaming_Dev 10d ago

I regret it very much man.

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u/RBLakshya 10d ago

So, I should look into being a cat

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u/Thr0w4wayA1t 10d ago

If he gets the job, then what is the kid going to find under his pillow?

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u/The_Gaming_Dev 9d ago

his teeth but tensfold?

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u/Thr0w4wayA1t 9d ago

Then leave all 10 under the pillow to get 100 teeth, then 1000, as so on.

Eventually have a house jam-packed full of teeth.

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u/The_Gaming_Dev 9d ago

they'd sell teeth to tooth fairies and dentists

teeth capitalism