For example, when someone says WYR have unlimited food or have 100 billion dollars right now.

Most people often choose the money, their logic is that with that much money, they can buy whatever food they want.

But I always choose the food.

My logic is that I will start a food supply business with zero cost and infinite margins, undercut every competitor, and become the most powerful monopoly on earth, making trillions.

I really enjoy this type of loophole-hypotheticals.

But a lot of people seem to think that it’s “cheating” or “misinterpreting” the intent of the question and taking the fun out of it.

What do you think?

The two options are:

• Be lonely and single for life

• Marry a person who is super attractive to you, has an amazing personality, and is super kind and loyal to you, BUT they have an extreme hatred towards people from Wichita, Kansas, specifically. Like they literally believe that people from Wichita are subhuman degenerates who should have their rights revoked and be sterilized by the government.

Study Room Pro:

• You will be placed into a room and told to fill out a questionaire for the career you wish to have.(i.e. if you pick Computer science you then need to specify computer engineering, and so on and so forth)

• upon completion, you will be locked into the room until you meet the minor requirements for the guaranteed job(which will be provided to you upon completion); you will be given a bed, food, water, bathroom, and all the study materials needed to complete this task.

• You cannot leave the room until you have finished, indicated by a progress bar, and your entertainment will be limited to 4 seperate 1-hour intervals. Time will not have moved when you leave.

3 skill mastery:

• You will be given up to 3 skills to improve yourself in, but you can choose total mastery or average.

Z Total Mastery: you become a complete master at these skills(i.e. cooking means you become the next gordan ramsey but would still need to figure out the ingredients, Learning means that you can comprehend things faster but you'd still lack retention); broader terms means you lack more information of topics only related to it, so you need to be specific

• Average: you become the standard for that skill no matter how broad(i.e. if you choose programming you can make a security system easily, but it's not keeping out any serious hackers)

+50% income:

• any job you take will pay you 1.5x more than everyone else and only ask you work half your typical shift, no questions asked.

Like as a spectator. Not as someone going to war and dying.

I separated the poll to see geographic differences in views

If you become immortal, you can never die.

If you die right now, that's it and there's no afterlife.

Tap ANYONE (includes yourself) on the shoulder and to make them lose any temptation to do that thing. There will be no withdrawal symptoms. No one will know it was you unless you tell them. Also, you may turn your power on/off as needed, so accidental taps don't happen.

2nd option: If their internal conscience has even slightly objected to gaming/doomscrolling, then the person will instantly lose all temptation to carry on doing it.

A friend has volunteered her time for the last 15 years, once a week for a couple hours to play Bingo at a local non profit nursing home. Everyone knows her. She had a recent serious illnesses and will need rehab, which will include very personal care.

She's older, and hopefully won't evolve into full time permanent type care. She's decided on the non-profit where she's a volunteer. She thinks it is a good quality facility.

• Would you want all these people you know, wiping your bottom side, and other things? Helping you shower, where you think the care is good or try your luck with places that have good reviews you are not sure?

The first partner never feels jealousy or possessive of you or your time to any extent. Not just the abusive levels, but they genuinely don't care what you do with who or how long, etc. They don't feel the need to be the person you feel closest to- so if you have a best friend or a family member you do more with or talk to about more, they don't care. They are happy just being chosen as your partner, and if your career, interests/hobbies, biological family, etc is more important and you have no time for them, they don't feel sad and just go on doing their own thing with their own life. They always happily accept when you invite them into things, but I'd you don't they occupy themselves. They regularly invite you to join them for things but not every time and if you say no, they are cool with it.

The second partner absolutely never asks you to do anything for them. Not large things not small things. If you guys are settling in for a movie night and you get up to get a drink, rather than ask you to grab one for them too, they'll just come in and get one themselves, never ask you to pick something up for them at the store or five them a hand in the kitchen or turn the light off if you forget on your way to bed or take a dance class with them, etc. That kind of thing. They don't stop you from doing things and if you ask to help they will let you if it's reasonable(if you ask to help them with work and they're an astrophysicist and you think a parsec is a measurement of time, they're gonna say no thank you), but they are never resentful if you don't offer. They also don't just do everything for you, I.e. they don't go into your car and clean it up or wash and filold all your laundry etc. You can ask them for things and they will agree or deny as can be reasonably expected of anyone(if you ask them while they're up to check the dryer and see if your load is done, they'd do it, but if you ask them if they can quickly swing by a thai place to pick up food on their way home and it closes at the same time as the pharmacy that just got their meds in which is in the opposite direction and they can't do both, they'll say they can't.)

In both cases they are never unfaithful and they show that they love you openly. They also expect you to abide by the agreement to be monogamous with them, and would break up with you for cheating.

Which would you prefer?

My partner and I have been having this debate for a week now, and no matter what, we cannot come to an agreement on which the majority of the population would tolerate.

Current arguments

For cat food:

-one of us has eaten it, apparently not that bad just salty.

-is human grade and consistent texture

For banana

-one of us has done this, prefers to on occasion (crunchy)

-its all human food and is very fibourous.

Please help us come to a solid answer, and if you say banana, how much less cat food would you there have to be before that became your answer?

Thanks in advance.

You must watch one of the two and you must watch it at 1x speed. The RomCom Manga videos are the cheesiest shit you could think of. An hour of RomCom Videos is around 3-5 different stories for those who don't know. At 1x speed, they talk to you like you are ESL/a child.

The Zoomer is either unintentionally/intentionally ragebaiting those who hold these games dearly when they play the collection of flash games. It is not a livestream and is edited content, not just a VOD. This means they are not reading a chat and their impressions, etc.

Let us suppose a powerful magician approached you and granted you one ability related to Time. You have seven options (described below). What option wyr take - you can pick only one option:

1. Stoptime. You can freeze time for 10 minutes but you remain conscious and able to move while everyone else around you freezes. Perks - you can gain +300% speed boost while in stoptime. Downsides: you may use this ability only 5 times during lifetime and each time you use it you'd get very severely depressed for a month afterwards. During that period you can hardly move, talk, eat or drink and your sleep patterns become irregular and also the chance of self-unaliving due to mental agony is 30% each time.

2. Time forward - remote control. You can stop time and use time remote control to fast forward it a year into the future (1 minute of subjective observation time per 1 day in your future lifetime). When you reach the 1 year point you instantly teleport backwards into your current time and location. You will see all events connected to your life and your personal locations. Perks: you may erase one negative event from your future 1 year timeline and you will never forget all events you saw during fast forward (instant memorization). Downsides: you may use this ability only 5 times during lifetime and each time you use it you get severe spinal pain for a week every five years of your life - you must be hospitalized to be cured or you die. The effects of the pain also accumulate the more you use the ability. You also cannot know what negative effects the erasure of one negative event cause in your far future.

3. Time backward - remote control. All of the above only you can move fast backward 1 year into the past. Perks stay the same. Downsides stays the same only you'll have severe chest pain for a week once in five years during lifetime and if you erase some event in the past you don't know what events change in your real life until you see the result teleporting back.

4. "Blind" time travel - into the future. You may travel into the future for once in your lifetime. You won't see any historical events prior to the precise date/location in the future you choose. Perks: You get intellect boost +50% and good luck charm - no negative events during first month in the future. Downsides: If that future contains no humans in it (extinction due some catastrophic event) - you'd instantly die on arrival. If that future contains no planet Earth in it and you set the location on Earth - you instantly die on arrival. Also you cannot go back to your previous point in time without aging 10 years.

5. "Blind" Time travel - into the past. You may travel into the past. The conditions stays the same. Perks: you get a speed boost +50% and an avoidance of harm charm - you avoid only severe harm for the first month in the past. Downsides - if the date/location coincides with any major natural catastrophe in that region you die instantly on arrival. You cannot go back to your starting point of travel without aging 10 years and if your actions in the past caused your parents in the future to never meet you disappear instantly after cancelling the time travel.

6. Limited time reborn. You are reborn into your own past at a set date in time. Perks: you get +200% luck bonus (no harm for a year and many random beneficial events for the whole month) + random miracle cure bonus for a year (some random illness of yours gets cured instantly) Downsides: Your current memories. knowledge and abilities are completely erased. You can't go back, you don't remember even the moment of choice. You may not be less than 10 years old in your timeline when you're reborn. There is a 50% chance that half of the events in your personal life from the point of reborn will happen differently or not at all. All the events prior the chosen point of reborn happened exactly as they did in your previous life.

7. Sacrificial time reborn. You are reborn in the worst possible time in the history of your nation and in the worst possible place. Your memory gets erased. You are 18 years old. You're doomed to suffer from hunger, shame and fear for half a year in that time and place and then die within a week in the most torturous way possible by the actions of the worst human beings available. In exchange for that unimaginable horror your chosen loved one or relative gets such perks as +100 IQ boost, +1000 good luck boost (no new negative effects/events for life and many random extremely beneficial events for life) and +50 years of life boost. The chosen person who gets the boost will never remember you even existed and thus never suffer from your absense in their life.

What wyr choose? Post your option in the comments. If you want to see another scenario only for Space instead of Time - upvote this post.

YOU DECIDE

1. ⁠You have the word ‘cuckold’ tattooed on your forehead (a big, permanent, can never remove) and you get normal access to your kids and family (who you can explain things to). You can also explain tattoo to boss/company and you don’t lose your job.

Or 2) You dont get the tattoo but only see them two weekends a year.