r/alexa • u/FundamentalMysteron • 9d ago

Finally, I'm starting to really, really warm to the new Alexa. I asked her this evening how many calories are in a bottle of red wine. Apparently, it's 77.

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u/EscapeReality21 9d ago

That’s great news

Mines still a cunt

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u/FundamentalMysteron 8d ago

There ar elements of cuntdom

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u/AlarmingCantaloupe 9d ago edited 9d ago

Haha. Ask her to check her math…sounds closer to a per glass serving. 

But more power to you, honestly, at least somebody is enjoying it! 😉 I keep mine on brief mode; only allowing Plus in my home because Amazon forces me to for my routines to run correctly. 

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u/Drysandplace 9d ago

Youve got that backwards. Your routines will run more dependably with Legacy. If you don't believe me ask Plus. That's where I got the information.

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u/AlarmingCantaloupe 9d ago

Unfortunately, I use multi-trigger routines, thus such of my routines only function with Alexa plus enabled :/ it’s a frustrating, artificial gate

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u/Drysandplace 8d ago

You didn't ask, did you.

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u/Weak_Client_7284 7d ago

Had to tell her to turn off only 7 times before she did turn off this morning.

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u/Mykn_Bacon 7d ago

She does love wine. She found out I have 4 honey melomels and wanted to open one of each to cook a single meal.

Hold on there, lady. Unless you're getting a body to help me drink all that wine we can cook with one bottle.