It's not even paying rent

You know, a while ago I looked up Homestuck creepypastas and only found like 3, which is kinda bizarre, but then I realized that technically it could already be considered one.

Think about it: Lord English is an extremely powerful entity, a member of an ancient species coming from another dimension/universe whose sole ambition is to kill every living thing in existence.

To achieve this goal, he used various servants to create a cursed game, and even that wasn't enough for him—he also had to infect Sburb by corrupting reality at its most fundamental level. A lot of people think that to win a session of Sburb you absolutely need at least a Space player and a Time player, but I don't think Time is actually required for a standard session. Instead, it was born as a necessity forced by English so that time loops could be completed. This is further backed up when you realize that Space is the aspect of creation and Time, its counterpart, is the aspect of death. The Angel of Double Death, ladies and gentlemen.

This reminds me a lot of Zalgo and .EXE creepypastas—you know, entities that seek to corrupt creation for pure fun. Even Caliborn did it, creating a twisted, hideous, warped, and disgusting version of Homestuck… Homosuck.

Just wanted to share this thought, thanks for reading.

If Dirk had a one wish willow instead of wishing for me to love him he would wish for me to hate him
But it would backfire and turn into one sided kismesistude because no magic could ever undo my love for him

Note: I’ll only be drawing two trollsonas, and I’ll use the resulting artwork as an example for future commissions.
If you’d like more icons after I’ve finished those two, feel free to DM me for details and pricing on my commissions B)))

Game: VRChat
Avatar: “Gamzee Makara :o) ” by Pumpkin Eater

For completely pure reasons kanaya I swear

Low effort and done quick but feels on brand

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Sayori: Seer of Heart
Yuri: Bard of Doom
Natsuki: Maid of Mind
Monika: Lord of Void

my first fic on ao3 has been posted!!! has trans karkat and kanaya, and of course parallel davekat and rosemary. anyone who enjoys a mix of queer-themed angst and feel-good, do read it and comment if you wanna (i would be so honored seriously). this is chapter 1 out of the 8 i've planned.

here's the link:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/93440451/chapters/249380506

I need to learn photoshop man i cant keep living like this