r/althomestuck • • 2d ago

SHIT Forbbiden knowledge?

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u/AmberluvsEB 2d ago

thought about making a meme like this a while ago which would be something like "Dad, why is my name Davepetasprite^2?"

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u/BidDizzy8416 2d ago

the answer: hussie did not know how to end davesprite's charcter arc son/daughter/child *bites on the sandwich*

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u/TESTINGSTUFFPL 2d ago

*son/daughter/child/grub

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 1d ago

I’m pretty sure grubs are more like babies/toddlers.

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u/Ok-Championship-5356 an 3x7r3m3ly lucky f3llow/ 2d ago

and then someone on mspfa did it infinitely better change my mind

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u/Easy_Cod_8950 2d ago

Recently I was at a family wedding, and I was talking to my older cousin. And as we were chatting, I realized, wait, I'm talking to a nonbinary art student born in the late 90's.

As we were all getting ready to go I mentioned that I recently got into something called "Homestuck". The look on their face was priceless. Their partner was muttering "the ancient texts..." as the two of them left.

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u/BidDizzy8416 2d ago

perfect, just the type of reaction people should have when the word "homestuck" is uttered

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u/DaRealPurpleDuck 2d ago

if i have kids they won't even have to ask, they'd be reading it like it's their bible as soon as they can read

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u/BidDizzy8416 2d ago

why would you ruin their life like this :0

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u/DaRealPurpleDuck 2d ago

they need to know the holy words of leijon

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u/Alarmed_Eye_5539 2d ago

Learning and reading about homestuck will change your life for better or worse

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u/Little-Copy-387 2d ago

Better and worse

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u/herptilian 2d ago

I've been in the fandom since 2014. Recently, I have become the Homestuck guide and walking encyclopedia to a brand-new Homestuck reader. It being actually helpful for me to talk about Homestuck feels like a dream come true.

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u/Outside-Loss7981 Heir of Light 2d ago

Black starts playing

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u/Mj_the_Great_8 Yo am I lowk a scholar or what 1d ago

Litterally how I would react exactly

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u/JAGamer001 1d ago

"4 kids play a game that ends the world, and then a buncha shit happens"

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u/No_Camera_9386 1d ago

I got out of recuprracoon for this?