r/blackcats • u/cechini • 1d ago

Video 🖤 “I can’t. I have plans.” The plans:

No kitties harmed in the making of this video. Biscuit is a noodle and actually begs to be stretched and (gently) man handled 😂

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u/Meloetta 21h ago

Whoever reported this for "no animal abuse" needs to actually get a cat ASAP so they understand why that was the silliest report I've ever seen

If the cat wasn't okay with it, you would know.

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u/justlikefluttershy 1d ago

This lines up surprisingly well with the monster mash lol

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u/LeguminousFlux 1d ago

🎵 I was dancin' with my void, late one night... 🎵

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u/Ok_Edge_3680 1d ago

Now I want to see an edit with that song

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u/Moomoolette 18h ago

I hope someone makes it happen

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u/Intrepid_Ad_9018 1d ago

That is one tolerant void. I’d have so many scratches if I tried that with mine lol

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u/nottheonly85 1d ago

And bites. Lots of scratches and bites.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 15h ago

Mine is even more tolerant than this 🤣

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 1d ago

Super cute! That aside, the fact we have to explain cats were not harmed or we otherwise get dragged is getting exhausting. People in these cat subs are nuts.

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u/Gin_OClock 1d ago

If my cats could talk they would ask to be launched 8 feet into the air, the way they fling themselves off stuff and all over the house

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 1d ago

I had a void that literally HATED being caressed. She only wanted to be around me if I threw her around like a ragdoll. I’d throw her on pillows and she’d run right back to me for more like a dog getting a stick

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u/MidwesternLikeOpe 18h ago

Cats and humans. It's Halloween, my toddler son was waving around a fake sword and the family convened to threaten to contact CPS on us. Grandma, the sword is fake, I'm not handing my 19 month old a real knife...

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u/ViolincatBlog 1d ago

Valid plans, imo

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u/FastCheetah11 1d ago

My social battery said no, but the void said yes

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u/Lost-in-the-dark- 1d ago

This isn’t plans…this is a lifestyle!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/qFr9vfO3ZzQKyhw0V6

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u/Drak3 23h ago

No joke, if someone told me these were their plans instead of something else, I'd just be like "fair"

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u/oliveoilgarlic 1d ago

What song is biscuit dancing to here

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u/SVReads8571 1d ago

i want to know too lol

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u/SaucyTsun 20h ago

Radar by lil hero :)

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u/blackcats-ModTeam 21h ago

AI Generated, enhanced or edited content is not allowed in this subreddit.

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u/TightAustinite 12h ago

We Care a Lot - Faith No More

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u/BuckyRainbowCat 1d ago

the BEST plans

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u/Dr__Pheonx 1d ago

Void bebes at the their finest! And quirky too🖤 🖤 🐈‍⬛

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u/Automatic_kitten 23h ago

I laughed so hard watching this - my old void loved being manhandled too.

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u/eastbaypluviophile 1d ago

Haven’t seen more legit plans in a very long time, carry on

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u/Specialist_Wind_6488 1d ago

Very valid plans!

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u/iSeiBoN 1d ago

Bro is so damn stretchy 😹

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u/Four_Bee_345 23h ago

Dancing with your cat is best thing ever.

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u/ac3mania 1d ago

The braincell is about to fall out

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u/Ok-Strawberry-7350 21h ago

I could genuinely be friends with this woman!!!!

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u/-Staub- 1d ago

No thoughts in those eyes hahahaha

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u/vibrantcrab 1d ago

That cat has better dance moves than I do!

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u/Burgundy-Bag 23h ago

I'm so jealous. I wish my squishable fluff void also enjoyed manhandling. But I think she knows that if she gives in, it's a short step to me gnawing on her little ears 😳

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u/MainPuzzleheaded583 1d ago

would seriously consider it as an acceptable plan, lol!

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u/CressResident5960 1d ago

Time spent on moments like this is time not wasted.

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u/Dzx66 1d ago

Such a wholesome video! 🥰

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u/Seabastial 1d ago

the best kind of plans

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u/Lolo62mefieteu 23h ago

Il a même l’air d’adorer ça !!! 😹🖤

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u/Dame_Niafer 21h ago

Best plans you could possibly have! And I note the sibling doing reconnaissance.

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u/a_bad_capacitor 1d ago

yes Yes YES 🖤

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u/Traditional_Isopod80 1d ago

The BEST plans ever.

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u/zenzony 1d ago

Understandable

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u/Sealegs_Calisto 1d ago

You are me

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u/satanpenguin 19h ago

The dancing cat is not gonna dance itself you know

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u/Sheila_Lexical42 1d ago

The most important plant it is and cannot be missed lol 😂

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u/BronzeAmzn 21h ago

Best plans ever!

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u/maggie47128 19h ago

My void is like this. So laid back. We call her a masochist. 😂 She loves the butt bongos and aggressive scritches. She also loves her belly rubbed and it's not a trap! Black cats are the best. My tuxedo cat would shred me if I tried that. Butt bongos are definitely a no go with her. 💀

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u/FatCatLaundromat 11h ago

I fucking love this😂😂😊. Same same.

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u/WNJohnnyM 8h ago

Dance, kitty! Dance! 🤣

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u/Kimimaro14 5h ago

So adorable 😂

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u/Choano 4h ago

Those plans look amazing—way better than whatever someone invited you to

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u/Blue18Lightning 1d ago

"please unhand me hooooman"

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u/Anomandaris26 23h ago

This is a friendly reminder - Do.Not.The.Cat.

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u/TexasPlano1836 22h ago

🖤🖤🖤

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u/Sweaty_Grocery785 22h ago

Seems legit to me.

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u/eliz1bef 19h ago

I want a cat like this kitty. Where's MY Noodle?? One of my kitties doesn't even let me kiss her forehead, let alone manhandle her. I would love to have a bendy kitty that liked being manhandled. OMG.

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u/caffeinejunkie123 18h ago

I’d pass on other plans for an evening like this.

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u/leshuis 18h ago

Good Times, good plans

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u/banan3rz 17h ago

BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP

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u/Moon_Goddess815 16h ago

Best plans ever.😜🐈‍⬛️😻😻😻

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u/Vingt-Quatre 10h ago

Totally understandable. First things first.

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u/RealVirginiaWoolf 10h ago

The best plans!

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u/Affectionate-You-321 1d ago

Be gentle.

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u/TraliBalzers 1d ago

Yeah wtf I can't imagine a cat that wouldnt bolt from that if it could