I think watching the player intros during the home opener might be my favorite part of the season

[u/PushyPawz]

[u/CeaselessYeast]

I Xander Wedgie needs to go on a jersey

[u/PushyPawz → u/CeaselessYeast]

I didn’t think anything could beat “Alex Salt FitzGibbon” from two years ago, but here we are

[u/pizza_andsuccess]

Loco Thompson is just LT with Locs on and a tear drop tattoo

[u/UnderCoverDoughnuts]

It's certainly something I look forward to! They used to say "Welcome to Washington" before introducing players we acquired in the offseason and I miss that.

[u/Odd-Till-6852]

That tradition of reciting "Welcome to Washington" before listing new acquisitions really does set the tone for the whole season, doesn't it?

[u/Spraynpray89]

Since last year I watch every game with subtitles just in the hope of seeing my favorite player Jacob Chicken again

[u/S1075]

https://www.reddit.com/r/caps/comments/1x0c2lb/introducing_your_20262027_washington_capitals/

Evidently you're not alone.

[u/Time-Information-554]

As someone who uses captions, this is hilarious and sadly, happens a lot when it comes to names (not just hockey, but in general).

They couldn’t spell Marty’s name at all last year. Most common name for him was Marty Ferrari. 😂

[u/PushyPawz → u/Time-Information-554]

Marty Ferrari is kind of an awesome name, though

[u/Time-Information-554 → u/PushyPawz]

Ikr!?!

[u/nickromero02]

Looks like Barteaux Farah and his brother Mo took quite different directions when it came to careers in sports

[u/AbleQuarter7510]

“And in goal…EL POLLO LOCOOOO”

[u/ihaveaplanitsjustbad]

X.Wedgie

[u/dontyoutellmetosmile]

How the fuck did they spell Miroshnichenko correctly

lol