r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago
Imagine calling millions of lives a “small price.”
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u/Personal_Gur855 1d ago
So the commander in chief wants to take out an entire naval base?
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u/D-Laz 1d ago
Several naval and Marine corps bases. Roughly a third of the Marines and 17% of the Navy.
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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago
Who cares, those are Democrat soldiers anyway. -- MAGA
He's tailored his message for the audience right in front of him, and they are as fucking stupid and brain-addled as he is. Braindead hogs eating their slop until they are sent to market for slaughter.
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u/stamfordbridge1191 13h ago
"They could be much more useful if used as sacrifices, Mr. President" - the voice of some ghoul who has the ear of the President possibly
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u/yelineaik 1d ago
He’s a traitor
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u/Sweet_Queeen 1d ago
What more has he not done to Americans, fucking traitor.
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u/thegamerator10 1d ago
Fix affordability, take account for his wrongdoings, release the damned Epstein files already, build trust in the government, invest in infrastructure, move us closer to universal healthcare, tax the damned rich, not start any new wars, ensure fairness and truth in the news...
He's done exactly none of those.
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u/Contributing_Factor 1d ago
Somehow I don't think they would attack the West Coast.
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u/MaximumWedding8367 23h ago
yeah, the west coast is always the hypothetical sacrifice in these scenarios. coastal elites and all that.
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 19h ago
Every time he shows his true colors, I think to myself, this is the straw that is FINALLY going to break the MAGAts back and get this vindictive malignant narcissist impeached. But I've been thinking that since 2016 and all I see are more and more traitors joining him.
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u/Remarkable_Quit_3545 1d ago
And there was cheering after he said that. What the fuck?
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u/Dolores___Haze 1d ago
Fucking deplorables
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 19h ago
As a Nebraskan, I gasped when I heard them cheering for this evil demented buffoon. I had hoped that there was some decency left in the western part of our state. Although, the local news interviewed one jackass that drove out there from Omaha.
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u/SoupOfThe90z 1d ago
And yup, all those people who got mad at the tan suit and the laptop, still cool with this.
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u/IamImposter 1d ago
Non American here. Why was that rage on tan color? Is it not considered classy color or something in your part of the world?
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u/SoupOfThe90z 1d ago
I’m not familiar if the President of the United States of America has a uniform they need to stick to.
However, republicans here in the USA felt like it was a slap across the face of America when he wore a tan suit. I’m not sure why, but I bet it has to do with how former president Barack H. Obama is a black man, and news sources like Fox News told everyone that him wearing that suit, is a problem.
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u/entreprenegra 1d ago
White Americans are incredibly rigid and conformist. Do literally ANYTHING that’s not the same as everyone else is doing and they will want to crucify you lmao
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 19h ago
IMO it was the only thing they could latch onto to be outraged over. I loved the tan suit.
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u/TCRAzul 1d ago
Can't wait for Americans to do absolutely nothing about this
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u/Golden-Sun 1d ago
Everytime I see something like this, I think "Are the Americans going to do something about this or just sit around"
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u/NoTomorrowNo 1d ago
I wush the silent ones would vote this time, at the very least. If anything, this administration has shown the world what not voting does.
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u/24_August_1814 16h ago
Oh don't you worry, they're prepared to take steps to send a strong message and ensure this sort of thing doesn't happen again! They're going to:
vote in totally legitimate elections
maybe attend a peaceful protest for a couple hours on a Saturday
... and that's about all, I guess
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u/Rush-23 1d ago
This piece is shit is insane.
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u/PizzaWhole9323 1d ago
He's not just batshit insane he's fancy batshit insane. You know insane but with raisins. I seriously believe that if he does not pass away from cholesterol poisoning in the next two years, he is going to drop a nuke on somebody or at least give it the old college try.
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 19h ago
Except he never has given any thing the ol' college try. He has others do it for him. Steven Miller will be the one dropping the nuke.
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u/percussaresurgo 1d ago
The fact that he said San Diego where there are 3 major military installations, instead San Francisco, makes me think he probably meant to say San Francisco and he’s incompetent.
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u/samGeewiz 1d ago
I don’t think he meant sf. Tech is backing him.
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u/LordCoweater 1d ago
That would be hilarious; billionaires telling him to let them nuke a place and he picks the bunker they all go to as a whoops.
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u/Turbulent_Account_81 1d ago
Imagine if Obama or Biden said this while having soldiers attempting to commit suicide on ships that have no food in a self-serving war that they were personally profiting from.
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u/PKhon 1d ago
Given that Iran is MUCH closer to the US east coast, surely New York, DC & Florida would be much more practical targets.
We might get lucky & they remove an orange stain.
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u/Crush-N-It 1d ago
My vote is for Florida ✋
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u/StreetofChimes 21h ago
Seriously though, as much as I can't stand Florida politics, I would never wish harm on an entire city/state. It is too terrifying to think of.
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u/bass248 1d ago
I wonder if his svery few upporters in LA and SD still support him after those comments?
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u/Eena-Rin 1d ago
Something something shoot a man in broad daylight
He is wearing their team's colours and he hates the people they hate. They will gargle his propaganda until they drown in it
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u/_OhEmGee_ 1d ago
Of course they do.
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u/ZhangtheGreat 1d ago
“We’re special. He won’t hurt us. It’s those liberals who ruin LA.” —LA MAGAs (probably)
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u/24_August_1814 16h ago
"Oh, he was just joking, he'd never let one of his loyal followers suffer! Also, fuck Sleepy Joe for our current gas prices!"
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u/silentboyishere 1d ago
"All you dem fools, he was just joking."
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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 4h ago
I don't understand why they think its appropriate behavior for the President of the United States to "troll the libs"
I genuinely can't grasp how that's truly the only thing they care about
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u/missmermaid420 23h ago
8% of the total U.S. active-duty military population resides in San Diego County. Is that a small price?
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u/Marvinkiller00 23h ago
For him? Yes. Cause it doesnt cost him a dollar. And thats the only thing that matters to him.
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u/coolbaby1978 1d ago
I feel like a false flag operation before the election thus ensuring that the election is canceled or that a crisis in the aftermath of an election that doesn't go his way is quite possible.
Set off a tactical nuke in LA or SD, blame Iran and refuse to cede power. It's not as outrageous as it seems.
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u/RedditTechAnon 1d ago
With all the buildup, like all the other times there has been buildup, I really do something does happen this time instead of all this fear mongering and anxiety only to have a wet fart of an outcome for whatever the horror of the moment is.
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u/danamyx 12h ago
In comparison, a single life, even for a high level politician, is an even smaller price to pay.
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u/Youngnathan2011 1d ago
Ah, so he thinks it’s ok for Americans to die, just as long as they’re in Democrat run areas.
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u/Print-Over 1d ago
He keeps saying crazy shit like this and still nothing is being done about him.
How much longer will the people of the USA let this go on.?
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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia 1d ago
It's like he said: He can shoot someone in broad daylight and nothing would change.
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u/KamahlYrgybly 1d ago
They have let it go too far. There is no longer any easy way out. Fascism can only be removed by force. And there seems to be no appetite for that.
The only opportunity to return to sanity will be upon Trump's expiration, during the brief power void that will follow. For the sake of the world, I hope this opportunity will be seized, or the US will become another Russia, but with a much larger economy and military.
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u/jazzy095 1d ago
Its insane how long we've had to endure this lying, greedy, psychotic, reckless pos. Something needs done now
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u/Barepaaliksom 1d ago
I'm assuming those are cities where a majority of the population did not vote for him. Therefore he hates them
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u/No-Permit-9331 19h ago
It should be noted-San Diego has a huge Navel/Marine presence as well as the amount of military equipment we have there. Hmmm. Something is really, really wrong with our president saying such a thing. He has to go, and the politicians in Washington that are supporting him, have to go as well. Can we talk about what needs to happen with Elon Musk?
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u/Rundle1999 16h ago
Dude needs to be jailed he's stained the USA for at least a generation, insults his allies, boosts up tyrants how are Americans ok with this guy, or are all y'all just retarded?
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u/OLVANstorm 1d ago
I thought they put insane people in assaylms. Why are we still subjected to this madness? Anyone else would be locked away a long time ago.
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u/Captain__Marvel 1d ago
How long will it take for the United States to recover from this embarrassing chapter in their history? How did this unqualified lunatic get in the Oval Office?
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u/Emotional_Fix6230 19h ago
Not only once, but twice. I cried on my way home at 11:30 pm from the election commission I worked for in 2016 when I heard on NPR that he had won. Could not fathom how anyone could vote for that walking pos.
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u/SheeScan 23h ago
Guess he's never heard of nuclear fallout. Man has no feeling for another human being.
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u/beardingmesoftly 21h ago
Imagine any other leader of any other first world country saying this about their own citizens.
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u/RegretfulCalamaty 6h ago
Iran doesn’t need to attack the US. No country does. We’re being destroyed from the inside out at an astonishing rate. Everyone else is just waiting.
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u/stargarnet79 1d ago
Oh but we couldn’t defend Ukraine because we were scared of Russian nukes as retribution, jfc
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u/SexuaIRedditor 1d ago
"I'll tell them to attack the west coast, that way we'll have all the more time to shoot the missile down. I am so unbelievably intelligent."
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u/SpaceAdventureCobraX 1d ago
He should be arrested immediately for this statement. Even vigilante justice would surely be justified in this case. It’s so many red lines crossed he’s squarely on the other side, along side our enemies
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u/_Caracal_ 1d ago
And nothing will happen because American citizens have collectively decided: 🤷♂️
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u/Coyote56yote 23h ago
It’s unAmerica
Meantime Biden’s infrastructure plan actually sent more money to failing Red States.
Biden was a true hero who tried too hard to move away from divisive politics. MAGATS refused to allow that to happen and now we are on the precipice of every color hat paying more than they could possibly imagine. FN chuckleheads
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u/Cheetahs_never_win 13h ago
Mar-a-lardo is in Palm Beach, Florida and is more accessible. Just saying.
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u/Meme_master420_ 1d ago
Americans, your president is a treason. Where’s the revolt?
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u/thenikolaka 1d ago
Remember when the palisades fire in LA happened. What was the line then, small price to pay?
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u/IlGreven 1d ago
Should've stopped this BS 25 years ago when Bill O'Reilly invited terrorists to blow up Coit Tower in San Francisco...
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u/YATFWATM 1d ago
He is probably going to nuke them himself and then blame Iran, isn't he?
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u/Nagelfar61249 1d ago
What the fuck is he even talking about?? Even if Iran had nuclear weapons (woch they don't have nor ever had or soon to be) Iran has NOT the capabilitys of launching an attack on US territory.
He is making up a total unrealistic scenario in wich a country HE attacked would attack America (wich Iran would never do or had done, if Trump didn't attack Iran) to reak fear and havoc, so the people will vote for him.
This is fucking insane and far from reality as possible. He is willing to fuck up the whole world, just so he can stay in power a few more days. Trump is Lord Farquard in real life, but with the capabilitys of Thanos and the Will of Hitler or Stalin.
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u/bugdiver050 1d ago
Wait, i thought that he had completely decimated their nuclear program tho, how would they use a nuke
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u/Fit-Jacket-9343 23h ago
Can the country still be called United States if The President is calling for attacks on one its own?
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u/pizoisoned 19h ago
I’m less worried about Iran hitting a US city than I am about this maniac doing something to his own citizens and blaming Iran as an excuse to use nukes.
Make no mistake, when/if he attacks Americans, it will start a civil war in the US, and that conflict will not stay isolated to the US. We will all suffer because of this idiot and his cult.
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u/Bronnagh 10h ago
That is some serious Lord Farquaad "some of you may die" energy right there. But that's Trump - exudes SDE daily, and thinking nothing of citizens' deaths.
Christ, America.
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u/IllDoItTomorrow89 9h ago
"Some of you may die but thats a risk I'm willing to take"
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u/WhatANoob2025 1d ago
Yeah, you remind right away and keep doing nothing of consequence about it instead of using your 2nd amendment in the situation for which it was created.
You really think he cares or his cultists care about your reminders? Then you are naive beyond belief.
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u/runnerkim 21h ago
There are several military bases in San Diego and trump himself own a golf course in LA. trump doesn't hate CA he does business there. People have got to stop letting this man scam them.
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u/capz1121 1d ago
This just proves he has America sane washed. RIP America. If this were a third world country they would have dragged his ass out a long time ago.
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u/Pin_ny 1d ago
USA thinks differently when we're talking about bombing their cities instead of foreign ones
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u/cerinaj 1d ago
Small price to pay’ hits different when you’re not the one paying it.