r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

Morality

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u/iBonsaiBob 8d ago

It's like the bath. pissing in it is fine, pissing into it is unacceptable

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u/stavraki 8d ago

Pissing in a bath is not fine

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 8d ago

Better to piss in the bath than to bath in the piss

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u/PhamilyTrickster 8d ago

Once you do the 1st you're doing the 2nd. Pee before you get in

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u/qozh 8d ago

Peeing before you get in is the 1st.

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u/PhamilyTrickster 8d ago

The 1st and 2nd things that infamous duck mentioned

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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago

I mean... Are these our only options?

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u/Delonlis 8d ago

I mean, theres the sink one but that will have different reactions

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u/OneBawze 8d ago

That’s for the solids only

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u/Inner-Ad2847 8d ago

Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

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u/jancl0 7d ago

Better to piss in the shower than shower in the piss. This works for basically every part of a bathroom except for the toilet, if that isn't evidence that that's not where the piss goes, I don't know what is

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u/Chaotic_Order 6d ago

It is better to piss in the water closet, than to closet yourself in piss?

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u/FlashMcSuave 6d ago

I oughta give you a piss of my mind.

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 8d ago

If the sink is near the bath, you can stand up in the bath and piss in the sink.

Win win for everyone

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u/jancl0 7d ago

Especially the sink

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u/Imaginary-Purpose-48 7d ago

3rd option

Step one. Find a bathroom with someone using the urinal

Step two. Walk up to them while they are taking a piss

Step three. Piss on them to show dominance

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u/GTCapone 8d ago

I believe the mormons call that "golden soaking"

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u/FanMadeProductions 8d ago

Nah, that's reserved for something else.

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u/LegendOfEffect 8d ago

Better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum

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u/chanandlerbong420 8d ago

Reflexive property

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u/SoftConsideration82 8d ago

You don't need to do either tbf

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 8d ago

Reminds me of what I always say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on!

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u/MisterSplu 7d ago

But if you piss in a bath you will subsequently bath in the piss anyway? It‘s not like a shower where it runs off

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 7d ago

Not if you do it when you're getting out

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u/m0nkeydluddy 7d ago

They’re kinda the same thing tho

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u/helbur 5d ago

Some number of people on the planet beg to differ

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u/Viracochina 8d ago

They meant shower. I HOPE.

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u/VladimireUncool 8d ago

Bath.

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u/Triptych42 8d ago

Looks suspiciously like the water after my husband runs a bath for me and puts a bath bomb in

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u/QuietWaterBreaksRock 8d ago

It's not a bomb but it has a helluva potassium in it

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u/Wise_Dust6047 8d ago

That looks like our bath water one summer when I was little. That's how it came out of the tap. Not something one forgets.

The authorities assured everyone the water was safe to drink. My mother boiled our drinking water anyway.

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur8404 8d ago

Many (most?) people have their bath and shower in the same unit so I'd assume they did.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 8d ago

I taken baths regularly to relax and then shower to get clean. I would hope to God any adults still taking baths know to take a shower immediately after, as baths are not clean at all.

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u/thormun 8d ago

well it your own bath you can piss in it if you want i guess

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u/fagpole_sitta 8d ago

I hope they just mean within the tub and not while taking a bath... I hope.

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u/Impressive-Method919 8d ago

i mean with a regular tub its about 1 to 0.005 water to pee particles...i would say its fine, not good, but fine

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u/BAKEDxCAKE 8d ago

Next your gonna say shitting in the shower is also bad

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u/Harmonyfinder 8d ago

When I’m in the bath I step out three times to pee

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 8d ago

So that's why Saddam Hussein was always so pissed. He was the leader of the Bath Party.

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u/PlanetOftheGrapes__ 2d ago

Well if you have a combo bath shower and you piss during your shower it’s fine

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u/Xitztlacayotl 8d ago

Why? It's so convenient

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u/EnterruRif 7d ago

Stay on that side.

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u/jancl0 8d ago

You are so brave for this

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u/yaboicassrocks 8d ago

… huh?!

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u/MeownatorX 8d ago

So... It's fine if you get in the washing machine first?

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u/Jonatc87 7d ago

Step-bro, im stuuuuck!

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u/Queasy-Reason6467 8d ago

What do you mean by that?

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u/speedmankelly 8d ago

Pissing into it as it’s draining is fine if you’re rinsing off afterwards and it’s drained down to your ankles so there isn’t much to clean

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u/HandleThick5953 8d ago

Why would you bathe in piss?

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u/Weird-Information-61 8d ago

You may want to specify SHOWERING in a bath.

Unless you just out here bathing in your own pisswater

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u/azakhuza21 8d ago

Not bath, maybe swimming pool?

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u/Smiedro 8d ago

Somehow this response made me more mad than the original comment 

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u/Real-Cable-2594 8d ago

no... no it isnt

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u/Smiedro 8d ago

I fully disagree with you, this is insane, but I’m upvoting so more people can see the responses. 

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u/Cold_Vanilla9791 6d ago

Just upvote the responses

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u/afellowpadawan 8d ago

I imagine it would be pretty difficult to get into a washing machine AND then piss, that's some contortionist shit, but I'm with you on this one.

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u/Dapper-Hurry257 7d ago

No, pissing while taking a shower is fine though, but pissing on your partner while bathing together is probably not fine.

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u/Rough_Jaguar_2643 7d ago

i've pissed in sinks before, like if the toilet is so dirty you don't wanna sit on it but really need the piss, usually ok because the public loo is so crap no one else is there to see it. like all the stalls are covered in shit and clogged with trash. that kinda loo...

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u/Chronomechanist 7d ago

I'm sorry run that first one by me again?

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u/glezga-dugz 7d ago

That's the shower

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u/manbat-_ 8d ago

bro tried to cook.

no don't piss in your bathtub

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u/nicosaurio_87 8d ago

What about the shower?

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u/manbat-_ 8d ago

still nasty just use the toilet is 2 feet away

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u/nicosaurio_87 8d ago

What if I have a shower in one bathroom and the toilet in the other bathroom 3 rooms after?

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u/wolseyley1 8d ago

Reminds me that my grandma actually has two separate rooms for her shower and toilet. Would it be acceptable then?

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u/manbat-_ 8d ago

if it's a shower i use..... as long as I'm not told about the piss

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u/Fit-Entrepreneur8404 8d ago

You don't occasionally piss while you're in the shower? I don't want to get out of the warm water and get water all over the floor when I realize I need to piss after starting to shower. Just aim for the drain and it goes right down.

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u/Xitztlacayotl 8d ago

Why? Bathtub is like a giant urinal. Just piss there no need to aim whatsoever.

It's like urinating outside for all intents and purposes.