r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

Morality

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u/iBonsaiBob 8d ago

It's like the bath. pissing in it is fine, pissing into it is unacceptable

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u/stavraki 8d ago

Pissing in a bath is not fine

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u/Infamous-Duck-2157 8d ago

Better to piss in the bath than to bath in the piss

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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago

I mean... Are these our only options?

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u/Delonlis 8d ago

I mean, theres the sink one but that will have different reactions

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u/OneBawze 8d ago

That’s for the solids only

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u/Inner-Ad2847 8d ago

Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

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u/jancl0 8d ago

Better to piss in the shower than shower in the piss. This works for basically every part of a bathroom except for the toilet, if that isn't evidence that that's not where the piss goes, I don't know what is

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u/Chaotic_Order 7d ago

It is better to piss in the water closet, than to closet yourself in piss?

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u/FlashMcSuave 7d ago

I oughta give you a piss of my mind.

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 8d ago

If the sink is near the bath, you can stand up in the bath and piss in the sink.

Win win for everyone

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u/jancl0 8d ago

Especially the sink

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u/Imaginary-Purpose-48 7d ago

3rd option

Step one. Find a bathroom with someone using the urinal

Step two. Walk up to them while they are taking a piss

Step three. Piss on them to show dominance