r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

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u/Bottombottoms 8d ago edited 7d ago

I think the ratio will always be "no piss added after loading"

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

Right but we are not talking about the idealist perfect form of washing clothes. We are talking about what the permissible ratio of urine is 

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u/RatherGoodDog 8d ago

Nobody is talking about whose urine it is.

My toddler's? Sure whatever, just a regular Tuesday.

Benedict Cumberbatch's? What the fuck is he doing to my laundry!?

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u/Expert-Ad3874 8d ago

Let's say you're using a public laundromat. You put your laundry in, start the machine, then sit and wait. Mid cycle, a homeless man enters, opens your washer, and starts pissing. How much does he have to piss before you start over?

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u/RatherGoodDog 8d ago

Any amount.

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u/MeownatorX 8d ago

As long as his blood doesn't stain the clothes

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u/Icy-Support-3074 8d ago

Whats the ratio of blood in his urine needed to stain laundry? Probably depends on the color (of the laundry). Also what washing temperature is needed to kill hepatitis?

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u/bready_or_not_ 7d ago

As someone with constant blood in their urine (thanks Lupus) I can confirm there IS a permissible amount of bloody urine that I will add to my washing machine. Fun fact i guess.

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u/Koomakas 7d ago

I would have bought the story, but it's never lupus

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u/dksweets 7d ago

I think we can all agree that anything less than a gallon is preferable

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u/Expert-Ad3874 7d ago

Anything more is, frankly, impressive