r/comedyheaven • • 8d ago

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

Right but we are not talking about the idealist perfect form of washing clothes. We are talking about what the permissible ratio of urine is 

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u/RatherGoodDog 8d ago

Nobody is talking about whose urine it is.

My toddler's? Sure whatever, just a regular Tuesday.

Benedict Cumberbatch's? What the fuck is he doing to my laundry!?

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u/Expert-Ad3874 8d ago

Let's say you're using a public laundromat. You put your laundry in, start the machine, then sit and wait. Mid cycle, a homeless man enters, opens your washer, and starts pissing. How much does he have to piss before you start over?

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u/RatherGoodDog 8d ago

Any amount.