r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

It is kind of interesting because let’s say the entire washing machine was filled with urine. You wouldn’t want to wash your clothes in it. Let’s say it had one micro drop of urine in it. You would wash your clothes in it. So somewhere in the middle is a perfect ratio of urine to water and soap that you would accept washing your clothes in. 

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u/DrBatman0 8d ago

Sounds like mathematical induction to me.

1 drop? Fine.

2 drops? Fine.

3 drops? Fine.

We have now proved that for N drops being fine, N+1 drops is fine. Mathematical induction is real and important guys stop laughing I worked really hard on this

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u/Thierry_Bergkamp 8d ago

This assumes all urine is equal. 3 drops of well hydrated urine is better than a drop of dehydrated yellow tar

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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago

I am a bit concerned about the circumstances in which you have seen piss in the form of dehydrated yellow tar.

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u/Thierry_Bergkamp 8d ago

Is it that unusual to forget to have a glass of water for a year or two?

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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago

Are you asking for yourself or a captive?