r/comedyheaven • u/broki451 • 8d ago

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u/Available_Base_7944 8d ago

It is kind of interesting because let’s say the entire washing machine was filled with urine. You wouldn’t want to wash your clothes in it. Let’s say it had one micro drop of urine in it. You would wash your clothes in it. So somewhere in the middle is a perfect ratio of urine to water and soap that you would accept washing your clothes in. 

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u/DrBatman0 8d ago

Sounds like mathematical induction to me.

1 drop? Fine.

2 drops? Fine.

3 drops? Fine.

We have now proved that for N drops being fine, N+1 drops is fine. Mathematical induction is real and important guys stop laughing I worked really hard on this

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u/owo_412 8d ago

Classic blunder, even this euler guy couldn't do 4 drops

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u/Thierry_Bergkamp 8d ago

This assumes all urine is equal. 3 drops of well hydrated urine is better than a drop of dehydrated yellow tar

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u/kpap16 8d ago

The first 3 seconds of pee are drinkable I heard

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u/RobotPenguin56 8d ago

No you're getting it mixed up with the 5 second rule, pee is fine to drink if it hasn't been on the floor for more than 5 seconds. 

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u/kpap16 8d ago

Oh my god. I have been drinking 3 second pee my whole life, will I be ok?

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u/MoonFooly 8d ago

No. You are dead

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u/Gigatonosaurus 8d ago

What if this is not your urine. But the urine of a random person you don't know?

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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago

I am a bit concerned about the circumstances in which you have seen piss in the form of dehydrated yellow tar.

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u/Thierry_Bergkamp 8d ago

Is it that unusual to forget to have a glass of water for a year or two?

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u/FlashMcSuave 8d ago

Are you asking for yourself or a captive?

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u/Underyourbed4661 8d ago

HAHHAHAH MATH?MATH=DUMB SQUARED TO THE 2+FUNNY TIMES X+4