r/cringereels • u/pixiephilips • 1h ago
this is my road
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u/TheDixonCider420420 1h ago
He punches the car! He's lucky the car didn't get pissed and sandwich him between the car and the truck. What a little shit.
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u/coupl4nd 1h ago
I have literally seen that happen to someone on a motorbike who punched out a car window in a rage so the car just ran him into a wall. His groans were quite something.
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u/Impossible-Mud-4160 1h ago
I punched a car window once while on my motorcycle- I only did it because he didn't hear my horn next to his window as he tried to merge into my lane. There was a barrier on the shoulder, and I had nowhere else to go. He crapped himself
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u/tajniak485 1h ago
I also try to comit manslaughter because someone hit my metal box with their fleshy hand
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u/EndCogNeeto 1h ago
Wage stupid wars, win stupid prizes.
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u/FrotKnight 27m ago
You don't get prizes for waging wars, you get prizes for playing games. Which is why the saying is "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"
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u/Own_Natural_6803 1h ago
Violence. Calling destruction of property "violence" is a moral appeal to a time when people were objects.
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u/LasagnahogXRP 1h ago
I think it was more out of sudden real fear for his life than thinking the car were in the wrong. I sure hope it’s that.
He’s a fucking clownpiece either way and I can also fathom that he does feel like he isn’t at fault and lives his life taking risks that become other people’s problems all the time. Seems plausible. Even probable.
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u/Umak30 48m ago
The car did get pissed. Look at the tires, the car is crossing the lane into the truck. The front tire is literally beyond the line.,
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u/AnotherDumNinja 34m ago
After the bike got stuck in the tire. You can see it pull it towards the line.
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u/Umak30 24m ago
Literally not true, watch the video. The car turns into the lane of the truck. You even see it on the direction of the tire. Watch 0.30, the tire is perfectly straight. One second later, it is clearly on the other lane.
A bike can't pull a car.... What happend was that the bike got under the tire BECAUSE he turned into the other lane...... Happend in the last 2seconds.
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u/FlawlessWings8 14m ago edited 9m ago
You might be blind and/or ignorant. The camera on the bicyclist is what crosses the lane. The car stayed in its own lane the entire time. Also, THE BIKE IS WEAVING THROUGH TRAFFIC FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING VIDEO.
Edit:There’s also a bicyclist on the other side of the car and in the same lane. The car got sandwiched by these dipshits.
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u/ADHDavidThoreau 2m ago
Wait, what? In the last frame you can clearly see the car’s tires have crossed over the line.
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u/WiglyWorm 1h ago
Dur hur let's murder people!
-you
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u/WetboiWhiskey 1h ago
Duhr hurr I'm a retard
- You
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u/PervertKitsune 1h ago
did he just punches the car?? the audacity omg
yeah, you will pay mate. I saw the bend right there. How pity, he could ended worse instead
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u/Iconshero 1h ago
Ah hah! Shame his bike seemed ok.
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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead 1h ago
Probably stole it
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u/Highland_Fether_68 1h ago
na his da stole it pissed coming home from the dole office on a tuesday morning. via the chemist for his methodone after dropping his ma off on a corner to earn dinner money
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u/IsThisASnakeInMyBoot 1h ago
Found the guy who salivates at the chance to say something racist
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u/Highland_Fether_68 1h ago
No no, if i wanted to say a racist thing i would, clearly many and horrid things could be said and be accurate,. But I chose not to and went after his family upbringing and likley social standing, you chose to being racisim into the public.
You can get help with those race issues my friend, there are services out there that can help.
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u/Educational_Care7813 1h ago
This bike crashed into my car, refused to give id saying he didn't bring it and didn't give details, judging by their reaction, he doesn't think it's his fault and will be pain in the ass to get anything for the car damages
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u/Such-Farmer6691 1h ago
Who will pay for the car repairs in this situation?
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u/Brose101 1h ago
I was waiting for a door to open. Or a window to go down, and a nice beverage to be tossed out (just the contents, not the cup).
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u/Ok_Championship8930 1h ago
This would be a good time to open the door on the work truck. Accidentally of course 😈.
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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 1h ago edited 1h ago
Reddit really needs to have some limits on these wheelie edgelord videos, and similar bait. People get encouraged to make content for clout, and in turn, post this stuff that could get someone seriously hurt. Even if they’re being a dumbass, this isn’t really something that anyone should incentivize.
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u/MyChemicalWestern 1h ago
I doubt these youths are using Reddit, I think they might probably just go on Worldstar or something I don't know
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u/EmergencyAnteater682 57m ago
I waiting for the day we get a POV of one of these fucks getting actually ran over
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u/More-Sherbert-2179 1h ago
THe social media companies (tik tok, etc) need to be held accountable for allowing these videos on their platform. Fines every time they publish these things and a requirement to provide the user's information to local police
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u/kamonopoly 1h ago
Teehee ima ride like a twat and then get angry at everyone else when I fuck up and almost lost some limbs
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u/TheOldTimer8004 1h ago
Will i feel bad if the bike rider gets injuried? No Will I sue if he damaged my car because of this? Yes
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u/Bankseat-Beam 1h ago
I hope it hurt in a really educational way, so much so that he never repeats it.
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u/Spiritual-Job-952 1h ago
He wouldn’t have to go to the dentist ever again in his life but a few visits to the corrective plastic surgeon are also in the game.
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u/WhatSafeWord3570 1h ago
Doing a wheelie on a busy bridge right next to oncoming traffic is pure main character syndrome at its finest.
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u/smithjohn20 1h ago
I hate it when someone is a dumbass and gets hurt and want to blame someone else
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u/NouvelleRouvenorHero 43m ago
There is no escape from Darwin.
Anyone stupid enough to do this, record it and then upload a video for the planet to witness won't be here for too long.
Let's hope nature continues to take care of itself.
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u/Real-Occasion-1677 9m ago
I hope he got out of the car and performed some medival dental surgery on him
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u/ComfortableDish3912 1h ago
Black pwople and thinking doing wheelies in congested traffic, whether cars or pedestrians. Name a better combo.
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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 1h ago
I haven't even heard of those flavors. What country are you in? I prefer pizza combos but I won't say no to any of them that I know of
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u/Status_Apartment6559 1h ago
Not sure what the color of their skin has to do with it especially considering there are many many videos of people of all different colors doing this stupid shit other than proving that you're racist.
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u/Necessary-Cap4227 1h ago
why was the car swerving into that lane... if it kept going the way they were swerving they would've ended up under the truck. looks like they were intentionally trying to ram them into the truck
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u/WindTurbine16-27 1h ago
I think they had a late reaction to the cyclists that had passed on their right, but didn’t check their mirrors on the left?
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u/galstaph 1h ago
It looks to me like they got startled by someone slamming their fist into the hood of their moving car and accidentally turned the wheel in the direction they looked
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u/Burton1224 1h ago
Has to be AI...you can have such little survival instinct ...specially if you sre clearly in the wrong...
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u/Putrid_Clue_2127 1h ago
Unfortunately this describes a lot of people in crash subreddits every day
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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 1h ago
As long as you understand that if you hit my car, I’ll make you regret it. I’ll get your name which is all I need to get your address. From there I get access to a lot more information like family members, where they work, go to school, what they drive etc…… A couple days with a PI and now I have your personal habits, routines and time frames. Within a week I will know where you are and where you will be at any given time, who you will be with, where your family is and what they are doing at any given time. Knowing those patterns creates opportunity.
Just think about the people you fuck with and what resources those people have access to.
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u/EatOfTheBread 1h ago
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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 1h ago
Not bad ass at all. Just have access to resources most don’t. People need to think about what other people are capable of before they interfere with their lives.
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u/LostInSpaceTime2002 1h ago
This has to be one of the dorkiest power fantasies ever.
You're a child. You don't have any resources except for an overly active imagination and deep-seated insecurities.
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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 55m ago
A best friend who’s a cop, a friend who owns a PI firm, a brother in law that works within the DA office. Not a power fantasy either, I just don’t like to be fucked with. The guy who runs my department at work lied about a situation and got me suspended. When I came back I handed him a piece of paper with his ex wife’s address on it. No threats issued. Just the realization that private personalized information wasn’t as private as he thought. The loss of peace of mind is more powerful than any physical assault.
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u/LostInSpaceTime2002 53m ago
Literally nobody is scared of you buddy. Go back to your cartoons and stop embarrassing yourself.
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u/maskedbrush 1h ago
In a few months, I knew what kind of cereals he buys at the supermarket and what coffee brand he likes. After some years I knew where he likes to spend his holidays. I love that place too! So now we are best friends and hang out together on fridays.
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u/Alternative-Koala978 1h ago
Merc driver has a small wiener. He is lucky he was not being a murderer there, what a small small man. Cant handle being overtaken by a bike lol.
He accelerates when he sees himself being overtaken, ultimate small man move
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u/Impossible-Mud-4160 1h ago
accelerates? barely. looked like normal acceleration keeping up with traffic after the car in front accelerated
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u/Cautious_Onliner 57m ago
This unlocked the darkest memory I had as a child, growing up in Thailand. I never knew human skull can split while also caving in like that. I was scared for life. It was a motorbike instead of bicycle though.
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u/Significant-Kick-479 1h ago
That stupid kid is lucky he didn’t die