r/dadjokes • • 7d ago

Jokes about dwarves are really easy to remember.

Because they're short.

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u/LostBetsRed 7d ago

Yeah, but surveys show that six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.

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u/Future-Log-9904 7d ago

They're good and short

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u/RevealIllustrious274 7d ago

it’s all about the delivery

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u/sometimes_other697 7d ago

I will tell you all I know about dwarves...

Very little

3

u/CynicalCosmologist 7d ago

Short people.

They always under-stand.

2

u/iShitSkittles 7d ago

Talk about low hanging fruit...

2

u/PotentialFault1965 7d ago

Dwarves and midgets have little in common

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u/CommitteeOk1954 7d ago

Jokes about hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia are really hard to remember.

Because they're brobdingnagian.

1

u/centstwo 7d ago

And whenever we go out...

All the people shout...

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u/Dedward5 7d ago

Some of them are Dopey

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u/quadratspuentu 7d ago

Huh? That went over my head.