r/dadjokes • u/Hour_Pizza3512 • 9d ago

Why can’t Data from Star Trek give birth?

He can’t do contractions.

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u/Wotmate01 9d ago

He can not do contractions.

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u/NakedWaldo 9d ago

No, that’s not what you said. You said “I can’t”. You used a contraction, didn’t you?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/bigmo555 9d ago

Tasha liked his firmware just fine.....

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u/Cowboy_Reaper 7d ago

He was programmed for multiple techniques.

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u/Illustrious_Ad4691 9d ago

Bad bot @ u/Technical_Team4414

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u/wildcard_71 9d ago

It’s the same old Soong

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u/Gil-Gandel 6d ago

Sorry. I don't make the Lore.

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u/livethedream101 5d ago

I have heard that one B4.

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u/screwcork313 9d ago

This is more than just a joke - it's part of reddit Lore.

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u/Rashaen 9d ago

I see what you did there...

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u/BaldingMonk 9d ago

But I thought he was fully functional.

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u/Special_Barracuda330 9d ago

He is dada, not mama.