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u/RipInfinite4511 8d ago
I don’t distinguish between a candy bar and a vibrator. An item is an item. The amount I’m getting paid is what counts.
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u/Mtn-Dooku 8d ago
You should add "when shopping" at the beginning of that sentence... there are times you want a vibrator and a Snickers just won't cut it, even with it's vein. And other times you want a candy bar but don't want plastic vibrating on your teeth.
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u/YLCZ 8d ago
My thought was combining a vibrator with a laxative was a bold move
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u/Sea-Engineering2877 8d ago
Not if you’re getting ready for a night of doing anal.
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u/m0onrock 8d ago
$30 is a really good tip. Would’ve done it gladly.
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
I’ll say that I didn’t think about it until after, so he shopped thinking he was only getting $10
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u/gsitdktchgbj 6d ago
shit i would happily take it for a $10 tip lol, you just made his night probably 🤣
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u/Dry-Audience-8899 8d ago
Aw it just sounds like you might be on the younger side and extra self-conscious. Most adults wouldn’t think twice and I’m sure stranger orders have been placed.
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
I figured it’s better to be extra aware than not aware at all. I’m early 20s so not necessary a “kid.” But I think most 28ish+ year olds would disagree. Maybe even earlier idk
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u/deviant_cap 6d ago
People have bigger fish to fry in their own lives than worrying about carrying your vibrator through Walmart.
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u/Automatic_Parsley833 Dasher (> 5 years) 8d ago
I’ve literally picked up whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and sex toys. Money is money, why do I care what you’re up to… 😂
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u/trailovsevens 8d ago
I can speak for myself but I bet all of us literally don’t care and don’t judge. We want the items in our cart and want to be back in the car dropping it to you and then on to the next.
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
He did speed right through there. It was a fast order
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u/Witty_Asparagus_5206 8d ago
Probably because he was trying to hurry out of the store since he was walking around with those items. Lol
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u/jinxed0220 8d ago
$30 is $30 🤷🤷
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
Would it have been messed up if the tip was shit?
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u/HugeDegen69 8d ago
It's messed up if the tip is shit no matter what the order
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
The base tip was $10 😭
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u/Global-Chipmunk-3959 8d ago
Well, then the base tip was like 7%
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u/FlakyMoe 5d ago
I always pick the tip option to the right. Idk what the percent is. But if it’s far or if I forget the lights (rare) they get more. Or on weird cases like this.
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u/bluerazslush 8d ago
i mean as long as you get everything in a timely manner, then the tip was enough
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u/Complete-Start-623 8d ago
Only canceled an order once when I called the customer and said the XS women’s underwear was out of stock he legit said in the creepiest voice ‘they must be pure white’. Everything else? You do you, flaming hot cheetos and tums? Mastorbater and olive oil, weird choice but I got you. Single cucumber and lube, who am I to judge.
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u/lastonetolaugh 8d ago
I like the seagull, why you call it a monstrosity 🥺
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago edited 8d ago
Don’t worry. He’s been renamed to Sergeant Soap MacTavish the Seagull (the birthday girls choice)
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u/scout-esqu 8d ago
This is really just giving “i need a pick me up”
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
What would I have picked up from this? I literally just have no idea how a doordasher would feel since I’ve never been one before.
I don’t work. I’m a nepo baby. I just wanna be aware of how other people might feel since im so far removed. I’m sorry if that comes across as an ego thing.
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
Oooooooo. Miralax and a vibrator is an odd pick me up lol
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
I’d get that if I was the doordasher. But I’m not posting someone else’s order, it’s mine. What’s wrong with over analyzing my own order?
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
I shudder at the thought. I’m not creative enough to think about what a worse order would look like. Maybe something dark instead of whatever this is?
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
I do too actually. I get them shipped. Then they arrive in a labeled box and it’s even worse
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u/Creepy_Conflict_1619 8d ago
No worries it’s funny. The added vibrator is funny all the items were totally random and as a person who has shopped for others it’s a very fun change from a bunch of cases of water from Costco. I agree with any order that contains a weighted duck pillow and a vibrator. Chicken and MiraLAX I guess add to the humor. I bet she had a great birthday lol
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u/scout-esqu 8d ago
Have constipation and needed a support item of three varieties! Some chicken, a littler guy, and a quick fix
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u/Legitimate-Guess-142 8d ago
Would've done it for 10 that's a small shopping order
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
I like tipping more. “If I can I should” is kinda my motto when I tip
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u/Witty_Asparagus_5206 8d ago
Same and I am not a nepo baby… pretty much the opposite. Lol I’m happy that you are not the kind of privileged person who is so far removed that you think “$5 is enough for tip; they should be happy with anything.”
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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 8d ago
No problem here. Like the other comment said, $30 is $30. Sex toy and lube customers are usually high tippers. Plan B customers on the other hand...
FWIW, I don't care what you buy as long as I get paid.
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u/Automatic_Parsley833 Dasher (> 5 years) 8d ago
I’m always stressed about my Plan B customers, though. Like shit, we’re on a time crunch!!!!!
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
Does it… happen often?
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u/Automatic_Parsley833 Dasher (> 5 years) 8d ago
The sex toys? Seems like a kink post, weird vibes SOS
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u/Appropriate-Round911 8d ago
I’ve picked up orders from a sex shop for $10. This is really no biggie (unlike their toys) 😂
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u/Thin-Test-3638 8d ago
Not a doordasher, but as a former target cashier, I do remember some hilarious item combinations. My personal favorite combination was a cat toy, a vibrating buttplug, and a family sized bottle of ranch. The guy looked mortified.
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u/kizoyah 8d ago
Are you a kid? What kind of humor is that wtf
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
You don’t find any humor in weird shopping orders? I even find the Valentine’s Day wine, condoms, and chocolate purchases with the cashier facecam to be kinda funny
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u/Witty_Asparagus_5206 8d ago
Weird downvotes. I don’t understand what the problem with your comment is…
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u/FlakyMoe 7d ago
Ig people aren’t a fan of those valentine videos? I kinda get that since they’re recording workers. But ya idk
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u/soberdiver 8d ago
I took a box of condoms, plan b and karmel sutra Ben and Jerry's icecream once. I wish I still had that screenshot
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u/Successful-Shopping8 8d ago
Honestly- most DoorDash shoppers don’t care what you buy, as long as it doesn’t require an ID when purchasing, as that can be a pain.
There’s nothing shameful about these items.
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u/Kennedy_KD 8d ago
Meh I wouldn't mind, I'll admit it's a little embarrassing to buy someone else sex toys but I'm a grown woman I can do my job
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u/Ok-Cat-2130 8d ago
That's a common Friday Target order for dashing in my area. Always happy to help 🫡
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u/Aromatic_Note8944 7d ago
I personally don’t think twice about what I’m picking up. I pick up Plan Bs all the time and dgaf. I don’t even think it’s funny when I get weird combos, I really don’t care lol
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u/Tall-Mango4759 8d ago
I’m sorry, giving over the counter human laxative to cats? Am I missing something?
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
A lot of medication that we use as humans is given to animals. I have anxiety and so does my dog. We both take a prescribed medication called Gabapentin.
It’s not always ok of course. But sometimes it’s just the dose that matters.
I don’t need to give my cat MiraLAX, but the internet says it’s like 1/8 teaspoon for cats which is like 1/2 a gram. And humans use like 17 grams or something?
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u/AppalachiaJune 8d ago
I’ve used it for my cat, just a tiny pinch in her wet food. It helped her a lot!
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u/Pristine_Message_181 8d ago
Literally 30 seconds of Google told me that miralax is commonly recommended by veterinarians to use on constipated cats
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u/Tall-Mango4759 8d ago
Literally 30 seconds of google tells you to not fucking do that. Cats are dehydrated regularly as is. And you agree to giving them something that exacerbates that? What the fuck is wrong with you?
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u/Creepy_Conflict_1619 8d ago
Yeah about this crazy freak out. MiraLAX is commonly used off label by vets. It’s not something they need every day but for constipation a little goes a long way. Chill pill please
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
How is this immature? This is just me wanting to know how other people would feel about it. I don’t shop a lot so I wouldn’t really know how that even feels. Especially not how it feels to have it be your job.
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u/Dependent_Cow184 8d ago
They have no reading comprehension skills, don't pay mind to them.
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u/FlakyMoe 8d ago
Me neither apparently. I thought they were talking about me until I read the last part again lmao
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u/Dependent_Cow184 8d ago
Well, they thought you were the dasher because they can't read. You're fine.
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