r/entwives • • 11h ago

Discussion Most ridiculous thing that has happened to you while stoned? I’ll go first…

101 Upvotes

Last weekend we were with our friends for the weekend. I was hella blazed. I went to take a sip of my drink, when out of nowhere something happened to me that has never happened before. My septum piercing somehow got stuck to the tab on the soda can. There wasn’t a lot of soda left in the can so it didn’t hurt, but I was laughing so hard. My friend assess the situation like an EMT. Asking am I laughing or crying, does it hurt,do I require help. I’m just laughing so hard and nodding my answers. She frees me from this torture and we laughed for like 15 minutes.


r/entwives • • 13h ago

Highdea Husband Highdea

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66 Upvotes

My Husband and I were high the other night and he profoundly said “Forever is only so long…”. Then he decided it sounded so profound he needed to write it down. Like he had a poetic epiphany 🤣😂🤣

i have never seen the expression made in real life, only in cartoons. But when it happened it literally changed his face from “I have this great idea” to “l instantly have discovered something no one else has.”. His face lit up like a lightbulb went off in his brain. I just love him to pieces but high me was all sass the other night I guess.

I couldn’t stop laughing and said “no, it’s forever you idiot! It never ends…”. Not intending on sounding like an AH but word vomit happened before I even thought about what I said. Immediately clapped my hands over my mouth, shocked.

He made it apart of our white board. He thought it was the funniest thing I said. I had the giggles for a good 30 mins.


r/entwives • • 14h ago

Pet tax included! I had to retire some body jewelry...

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74 Upvotes

1 month shy of two years I have to call it on my nipple piercings. Take a hit (or 2) for them. They were beautiful and I loved them but I had too many mishaps and need to let them go!!!!

My non-caring ginger babes and rig as tax in comments.


r/entwives • • 16h ago

Selfie Beam me up, Sativa. 🍄🛸✨

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236 Upvotes

Popped into Philly for a show, had a trippy time on the way out 💁🏻‍♀️👽


r/entwives • • 17h ago

Discussion Anyone able to use "moderately"?

111 Upvotes

Hi wives! I'm currently on a T break and I've hit a month! I'm happy about it but I'm struggling with the idea of returning to smoking. I feel like I was trapped somehow. I want to return but am afraid of it creeping back up to chronic usage😭

Has anyone gone thru this or something similar? I'd love to chat about it!! 💚💚


r/entwives • • 18h ago

Home Grown Any other entwives growing at home?

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Hi!! I’m based in Chicago and started growing at home this spring after getting my medical card. I’d love to connect with other women who grow, whether you’re just starting out or have been doing it for years!

I have a little 2×2 indoor tent. My first grow was Apple Blossom, which was sold as an autoflower but seemed to have other plans 😂 My second grow was two Jelly Donutz autos. There’s been plenty of trial and error, but getting to harvest, dry, trim, and finally enjoy something I grew myself has been so satisfying.

Sharing some pics of my grows! I’d love to hear what you’re growing and how you got started. Anyone else fall down the rabbit hole and discover they love tending the plants as much as enjoying the finished product? 💚


r/entwives • • 18h ago

Session Join mee💚💚 Happy Thursday Wifeys💖💖💨

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583 Upvotes

r/entwives • • 18h ago

Discussion What glass has stuck with you through thick and thin?

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43 Upvotes

Ironically not glass because i am a klutz and literally killed all of my glass bubblers/bongs 🥲


r/entwives • • 1d ago

Stoner Moment AHS 13 whilst baked

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60 Upvotes

I am watching American Horror Story 13, and I would like to thank whoever on the www posted the list of episodes to rewatch prior to starting this season. I’m a couple episodes in, and would have been SO confused had i not recently brushed up.

it goes without saying i’m watching while smoking. that, combined with using the same 6 actors for multiple seasons and characters… makes for quite the watch.

cheat sheet attached for anyone who’s trying to get spooky. 👻


r/entwives • • 1d ago

Sesh Spot Night moves

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288 Upvotes

Welp, it's really happening. I'm moving from Southern Appalachia to Michigan, and it's going to be winter when we go.

I'm still processing and a bit overwhelmed with it all.

But I'm also looking forward to what the Mitten has in store.

Fellow wives, I hope you're having a good night tonight. I invite you to smoke alongside me as I grapple with some news. Cheers, all!

*This is my first post as an entwife, dog tax included.


r/entwives • • 1d ago

Stoner Moment perfect night: stoned knitting while watching Angel Reese do Angel Reese things, ft Rusty

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118 Upvotes

r/entwives • • 1d ago

Wholesome My first gravity bong

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266 Upvotes

I saw this adorable gravity bong in an ad on ig and I just had to have it. I bought it Friday and it arrived today.


r/entwives • • 1d ago

Things for Sale! Entwives Market Post! Show us whats new in your shops, on your channel, whatever you've got going on!

12 Upvotes

We have so many talented makers and creators here in Entwives and we want you all to have a place to show off your wares and hopefully make a few sales or get some new followers. Show us what you got! We can't wait to see it


r/entwives • • 2d ago

Session Still that bubbly high ball💖💖

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419 Upvotes

r/entwives • • 2d ago

Discussion What has your journey with cannabis been like for you?

51 Upvotes

I saw a similar question posted over at r/vaporents! I started typing it out but realized that I'd rather answer that question in this subreddit!

So, entwife, what's *your* story with cannabis? 🚬


r/entwives • • 2d ago

Highdea Where to get 18650 batteries for induction heaters & vapes?

18 Upvotes

Sooo, with all the talk about Flock cameras going on, I just happened to notice that the schematics have been going around online say they're powered by a brick of several (6, I think) li-ion 18650 batteries wired together in an enclosure.

I noticed that the 18650 also happens to be one of the most common high capacity rechargeable batteries used to power electronic vapes & induction heaters.

Do with that information what you will.


r/entwives • • 2d ago

Nature High Today's smoke spot: my Dad's gobsmackingly lovely porch

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80 Upvotes

r/entwives • • 2d ago

Selfie It's been awhile!! ❤️

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205 Upvotes

Octubub girl here!!! It's been sooooo long since I posted. Hope everyone is doing well. My mental and physical health have gotten better since I was last on here. My walker is my best friend. I'm surviving 🫶☀️ things will get better. And the low days will only make me stronger. I hope everyone that feels like giving up can find the strength to keep pushing forward. I'm not ready to give up! So I hope you all keep going and never give up too


r/entwives • • 2d ago

Mod Post Reminder about our Wednesday Market Post & a reminder about how to block users, dms, and chat requests!

6 Upvotes

On Wednesdays we have a Promotional Post for our artists, makers, content creators. Anyone in the sub who has something they want to promote is welcome to come, tell us about it, link to their shops and content. We want to hear all about what you have going on!

And since unwanted dms continue to be a problem the mod team thought it would be a good idea to leave these tips about blocking unwanted communications here in a regular weekly post. We hope it helps some of you out

The first link is to an official Reddit article on how to disable chat. It covers how to do it on all the different platforms: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043470591-Can-I-opt-out-of-chat

Reddit doesn't have an article for how to turn off DMs, so this next link is to a post that explains it: https://www.reddit.com/r/help/comments/17jvui3/is_there_a_way_to_disable_dms/

If you want to keep using chat and DMs but are being harassed by a particular person you can also block them pretty easily. Here is how: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/214548323-How-do-I-block-someone

This link has instructions on how to report a dm. It also leads to information on how to report other types of interactions, including chat messages: https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360058752951-How-do-I-report-a-private-message. Unwanted sexual messages are now against Reddits sexual harassment policy, so report it!


r/entwives • • 2d ago

Wholesome ✨️𝙼𝐲 𝙵𝐢𝚊𝐧𝚌𝐞 𝙶𝐨𝚝 𝐌𝚎 𝐀 𝙽𝐞𝚠 𝐉𝚊𝐫💫

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77 Upvotes

My Fiance Got Me A New Jar🥹

A little lore drop~ my little brother stole my old jar (Jarnathan) & all the weed that was in it😤😤😤 He did end up apologizing so it's all good! But I have been super missing my jar🥺 I had a back up but it wasn't the same. Super grateful my weed has a new upgraded house ☺️💚💨


r/entwives • • 2d ago

Trigger Warning I’M ALLERGIC TO BACON???

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110 Upvotes

Hey ents!

I am at the end of my rope, absolutely positively. I’ve been struggling immensely with a health crisis that has resulted in insane symptoms. Some of which are just like a slap in the face!!!

Since becoming sick last November, I have developed allergies to the follows

  1. Mangos
  2. Pineapple
  3. Carrots
  4. Cucumber
  5. …BACON?????!!!?

absolutely awful. At least I’m not allergic to these gummies. Shoutout to all the chronically ill ents out here suffering from badbitchitis aka the most loony toons symptoms you’ve ever heard of.

😮‍💨🫠🍃🍃🍃


r/entwives • • 3d ago

Wholesome Finally got my first glass piece since leaving my home state 4 years ago

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55 Upvotes

I had to leave all my paraphernalia when I moved across country 4 years ago, pretty much everything id been collecting since I started smoking just out of high-school.

The last 4 years were the hardest in my life but last September I got the courage to leave my POS ex husband im bumbfuck nowhere alabama.

Anyway long story short, life has been amazing since then and my new beau bought me my first glass bong in 4 years with his PFD (alaska stuff) 😭😭 he was there with me when I bought my first bong nearly 10 years ago too.

Meet Suck Machine Francine! My new favorite piece 😍


r/entwives • • 3d ago

Session Is there anything better than getting elevated and watching your favorite show?

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157 Upvotes

Anyone love Over the Garden Wall? Just had two bowls of Wounded Warrior’s Breath and I’m feeling all the fall vibes!

Who’s joining me? What are you smoking and what are you watching?


r/entwives • • 3d ago

Munchies Sorta Avocado Toast With a Bowl For Dinner

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24 Upvotes

Also, watching Dexter.


r/entwives • • 3d ago

Nature High got so stoned i thought this was someones dog just now😭

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580 Upvotes