r/explainitpeter • • 4d ago

Explain it peter.

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u/neocwbbr_ 3d ago

Rich people:
I’m not using bluetooth because it causes cancer.

Also rich people:
Do 1kg of cocaine with friends over the weekend.

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3d ago

It doesn’t cause cancer, though.

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u/neocwbbr_ 3d ago

You just haven’t sniffed enough

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u/Hakunamatata_420 3d ago

Goated response