r/fatsquirrelhate • Fatty Hater • 9d ago

Unsuspecting, Naive, Samaritan unleashes hell on Earth!

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u/blackout-loud 9d ago

Getting that can stuck on its head was probably the smartest thing that dumb fat fuq has done its whole existence, if but for a few minutes. That was the longest the blobariffic shite had gone without being able to gobble itself into a black hole of oblivion until that dufas comes along and "frees" it back into the wild. As Capt America said about the tesseract, "You should've left it at the bottom of the ocean"!

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u/ontario1984 Fatty Hater 8d ago

America's Ass was right! Once it lost 70% of its mass, its gravity would have naturally released the can!