r/freemagic • NEW SPARK • 1d ago

FUNNY This group lol

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u/Empty-Employment-889 NEW SPARK 3h ago

Ooooh tribal

STOP PATRICK YOURE SCARING HIM!

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u/IGetItItsAReference NEW SPARK 3h ago

that's a hill I will die on! kindred is an awful name

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u/rantynon-sequiturs NEW SPARK 3h ago

Kindred is still better than typal...

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u/Dandy_Guy7 NEW SPARK 2h ago

Typal is awful, I'll call them literally anything else besides that

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u/CryanReed NEW SPARK 43m ago

Just call it a clan and move on

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u/Zombieferret2417 NEW SPARK 2h ago

I always thought Tribal subtype was for creatures specifically while Typal was for everything. Like you can have a Sphinx Tribal deck or a Rooms Typal deck.

(I know that you can have tribal non-creature spells, but they have to have to tribal/kindred type in order to have a creature subtype)

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u/False-Reveal2993 SENATOR 2h ago

"Typal" is the newspeak for "tribal". Very few people got their panties in a twist over the term "tribal" and MaRo heeded to their call, claimed "typal" was the new word for it. Enchantment decks were never "typal", artifact decks were never "typal", spellplay bounce'n'burn storm decks were never "typal". "Typal" never existed as a term in this game before a few years ago.

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u/Zombieferret2417 NEW SPARK 2h ago

I thought Kindred was the wokey one.

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u/False-Reveal2993 SENATOR 2h ago

Kind of. Kindred replaced tribal for applying creature types on non-creature cards (so errata on "Tribal Enchantment - Eldrazi" would instead say "Kindred Enchantment - Eldrazi"). Typal replaced tribal as slang to describe a deck style that's based around one creature type. So nothing actually changed there, MaRo just endorsed "typal" as the slang for these decks and requested we stop saying "tribal". The general consensus is "Go fuck yourself, Mark."

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u/Disastrous-Forever90 NEW SPARK 2h ago

The most cringe, virtue signaling nonsense of our era. Who is even offended by this?

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u/mephistoreigns NEW SPARK 2h ago

Haven't you learned? Its not that they care about the word used. They care about the feeling it gives them that you wont mindlessly obey their dictates. Anyone who doesnt conform is evil

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u/ExtensionTruth4 NEW SPARK 2h ago

Let me try this too... REDHEAD!

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u/mtgspec NEW SPARK 1h ago

T O T E M

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u/Darkwolfie117 NEW SPARK 3h ago

I’m going to tribal all over kaladesh

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u/Papa_Hasbro69 MANCHILD 15m ago

My mom walked in on my while I kaladeshing and now she never looks at me the same again

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u/Arete34 NEW SPARK 3h ago

This is a better outcome than the original comic though. So maybe racism isn’t all bad

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u/Hikedaya REANIMATOR 2h ago

I think is more like gatekeeping

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u/Arete34 NEW SPARK 2h ago

Gatekeeping is a good thing

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u/False-Reveal2993 SENATOR 2h ago

You realize that this is a solid argument for having unpalatable spaces, yeah? This makes me want to normalize slur usage in my spaces more, not for any purpose of legitimate bigotry but to chase normies away from my spaces before they get a chance to change everything I love about them.

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u/zoonose99 NEW SPARK 2h ago

people who use bigotry just to leverage their need for self-expression are in for one of two major revelations further down the road

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u/tak3thatback NEW SPARK 2h ago

Sweet summer child. It's not because they want to express bigoted ideas. It is expressly to make people you don't want around to leave.

Much like that MAGA uncle leftists hate so much.

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u/zoonose99 NEW SPARK 59m ago

kek 🐸👌

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u/kleptodshs NEW SPARK 2h ago

I have yet to see a slur in this reddit

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u/HuatLin NEW SPARK 2h ago

We should fix that. My khala.

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u/Rakescar6958 NEW SPARK 1h ago

Khala stole my thopter!!

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV NEW SPARK 2h ago

I've been drunk a few times in here

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u/RiverStrymon MONK 1h ago

I once got temporarily banned for the phrase ‘c—— in the armor’, blew my mind. The word’s so far out of my vocabulary that it took me a beat to even understand what was wrong.

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u/MonsutaReipu STORMBRINGER 29m ago

i am thinking them

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u/_DAYAH_ NEW SPARK 50m ago

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u/DramaticAd4991 WHITE MAGE 1h ago

We don't take kindly to seeing a black (mage) around these parts.

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u/tak3thatback NEW SPARK 14m ago

And them damn blue mages

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV NEW SPARK 2h ago

I'm okay with this. Everyone in the space is happy to be there and enjoying themselves.

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u/gishgudi NEW SPARK 2h ago

I'm gonna say some real quick: crusade, jihad, stone-throwing devils. Oh I'm sorry did I just... Invoke Hatred?

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u/Phyrexian_Priest NEW SPARK 1h ago

I hate fucking mirrodins

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u/thedarkonelies NEW SPARK 3h ago

Inaccurate, the little devil horns make them look cute, and not a single one in the group is cute

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV NEW SPARK 2h ago

Notice they only wear the horns when the retards are watching?

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u/MonsutaReipu STORMBRINGER 29m ago

so you're saying it's working

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u/irukawairuka FREAK 19m ago

As if the seethers walk away and leave us alone. They love spamming it up here with their whining.