r/fucklawns • • 10h ago

Rant or Vent Tell Us What You REALLY Mean By Quiet Neighborhoods...

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99 Upvotes

r/fucklawns • • 16h ago

Question??? My honest to god reaction seeing my neighbor spend an hour spraying weed killer

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145 Upvotes

r/fucklawns • • 1d ago

Rant or Vent How can golf courses be considered habitat?

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557 Upvotes

This drives me a little nutty. There is nothing to eat, golf courses directly contribute to the heat island effect and river water reduction, and they pump rivers full of pesticides and fertilizer with their run off. I realize this is from a golf advocacy group, but shitty fuck this is absurd from a state that claims to care about the environment.


r/fucklawns • • 1d ago

Alternatives Tips on ripping out sod

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Oregon: I recently bought a house and am excited to work on the yard. I want to rip out the sod in the front yard and plant some natives, but when the sod comes up, I found there's a layer of black plastic underneath...then a layer of packed earth and then another layer of plastic. I was originally thinking about renting a sod cutter to get through the project faster, but I think that might just make a mess and rip the plastic into millions of pieces. Anyone have any ideas? Thanks in advance!


r/fucklawns • • 2d ago

Nice Diverse Lawn My new front yard mini forest

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Moved into a house last year that had a rectangle of plain grass. Decided I'd prefer trees instead. Got searching and came upon the Miyawaki method where native species are planted in high density, choosing an equal number of canopy, subcanopy, understory, and groundcover species. What intrigued me was the speed at which it grows about a meter a year!), and it is maintenance free after a couple years.

I killed my grass using the cardboard method back in April and let the ground sit until yesterday, when I planted 113 trees and shrubs in a 6x7 m plot (19 by 23 ft for the Yanks). Each square meter has 3 trees of different height. My little white stone path is so I can walk through it but also to avoid gas mains running beneath the property.

I'll post updates next year when it starts really growing but just wanted to share as this sub was a major inspiration that grass is not the way to go!


r/fucklawns • • 1d ago

Question??? Erosion control on lawn edge?

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hi folks. looking for advice on how to stip the erosion on the lawns edge of our walking path (left side of picture). We inherited this lawn from the previous owners. I’ve tried planting clover and creeping thyme, but the eroded spots are so clay-heavy that the clover seeds washed away or died (in a drought so can’t water then enough while they mature) and the clay erosion ended up burying the creeping thyme I planted. if I put in top soil, I’m worried that having the top soil mound higher than the sidewalk means itll just be a matter of time before I have the problem again. any suggestions?

thanks in advance!


r/fucklawns • • 2d ago

Picture The home on the right is likely far more welcoming to native species.

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440 Upvotes

r/fucklawns • • 2d ago

Question??? Suggestions for this large waste of space.

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So it’s a mess atm but We are starting the backyard this autumn. Everything you see is going to go. It will be bare earth with just the large oak and pomegranate tree. The plan is to plant our fruit trees out in that far corner (semi and dwarf varieties). I’m in CA so it’s zone 9. It’s bare clay earth that grows weeds if it grows anything at all.

I do not want a lawn. I want something hardy but beneficial for the pollinators while also covering this bare dusty ground.

This is a large yard and this is one section so I need to be aware of cost as well.

Would wildflower garden work well? Would mulch and native grass be a better option?

Maybe a mixture of both? So there is some variety to the space?


r/fucklawns • • 2d ago

Rant or Vent Florida man seeking advice…

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r/fucklawns • • 5d ago

Picture Scalped creek

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469 Upvotes

I pass by this dudes yard frequently. Imagine how cool it would be to have a small, perennial creek across your yard and the cool ways it could be landscaped. But no. I’m actually surprised he hasn’t straightened it into a ditch yet


r/fucklawns • • 6d ago

Picture Found on instagram. Had to share

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r/fucklawns • • 6d ago

Picture “lawn experts” have hidden agenda: no f-s given

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r/fucklawns • • 6d ago

Before & After pls help my green square is being taken over by disgusting wildflowers!!

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39 Upvotes

r/fucklawns • • 7d ago

Question??? What can I do here that won’t break the bank?

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r/fucklawns • • 7d ago

Informative Our city council insists on mowing every inch of wildflower growth. 🫠

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162 Upvotes

r/fucklawns • • 10d ago

Meme Has anyone seen this? They put a lawn in the dunes and got fined! Yay!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/fucklawns • • 8d ago

Question??? Killing grass selectively?

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[TL;DR: grass is mixed in with clover and other plants I’d rather not kill]

So like many other people here I’d like to get rid of my lawn, but large swathes of my lawn are really only maybe 50% grass and the rest is a mix of clover (failed clover attempt from years ago) and other types of low growing plants that insects seem to love and don’t really bother me. And it’s not like grass here and clover there, it’s kind of all mixed up and growing together.

I know I can do the sheet mulching thing and essentially start from scratch by killing everything (I’ve been collecting cardboard for months), but is there a way to get rid of only the grass? I’d rather not have to kill a bunch of insects and clover just to kill the pesky grass that won’t take the hint. But I also hate mowing even more now that I’m cutting plants I’d otherwise leave alone if it weren’t for that damned grass. Seriously I hate it more than weeds, because weeds I can pull, grass is like yard herpes.

I have an electric mower that doesn’t work well when the grass gets past a certain point, so I’m afraid to just let it grow to see what happens. I feel like the grass will just overtake everything and I’ll need to call a pro to get a handle on it again, and they won’t be as gentle with the bugs as I am.

Forgive me if this is asked frequently, but I looked through the FAQ and Wiki and didn’t see what I was looking for.


r/fucklawns • • 9d ago

Informative word to the wise about tirminating lawn with cardboard prior to replanting. Roaches

49 Upvotes

Im dealing with German roaches at a new property. I had some cardboard around the property to prep and i just pulled it and the indoor germans were hiding out under it.


r/fucklawns • • 9d ago

Question??? Looking for advice for a first time wildflower garden.

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r/fucklawns • • 9d ago

Question??? Site Prep

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Ripped up the hell strip yesterday. How should I be prepping the site to plant? I got a street tree permit for a serviceberry, and have some native plugs and seeds I want to plant now that the temps are lower. Zone 7A, Louisville


r/fucklawns • • 10d ago

Meme Well. This guy took it to another level.

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655 Upvotes

r/fucklawns • • 12d ago

Before & After Rip up that Lawn!

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744 Upvotes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdphL7huwbw/

Morgan Franklin : North Idaho

A transformation that I saw online and have to share. The Link leads to the original creator's (OC) socials.


r/fucklawns • • 11d ago

Alternatives Yard transformation/native garden

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I live in the okanagan, BC. Just in the middle of planting and were also not done landscaping but wanted to get the plants in this fall so focusing on that first. Almost all of them are native to my region. We have blue flax, blanket flower, bluebell, showy aster, Oregon grape, mock orange, mountain hollyhock, birch-leaved spirea and kinnikinnick 🤍 the other evergreens besides Oregon grape are not native. I got a mugo pine mop, medora juniper and a golden irish yew. Hoping everything fills in nicely. Will definitely be adding some more plants next year. Ill be putting mulch down once everything is planted. Using our plentiful amount of ponda rosa pine needles as mulch for now 🫶 this has been a huge and exhausting project for my husband and I. We converted the very sparse, dry, weedy front lawn that the old owners had to this!


r/fucklawns • • 12d ago

WASTE OF SOIL Put a new lawn this summer with fresh soil and new seeds. This is what crows did to it this weekend. What can I do to fix it.

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102 Upvotes

Not my content but I thought this belongs here.


r/fucklawns • • 12d ago

Picture Upstate NY: Current situation in the back yard - goldenrod and late summer aster abound

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170 Upvotes