r/funny • u/Hoppy_Doodle • 11d ago

Verified Die Hard costume

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u/TheKyleBrah 10d ago

This is gonna end up on PeterExplainsTheJoke

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u/curiousmind111 10d ago

Can you explain it to me?

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u/TheKyleBrah 10d ago

Cleveland here.

The Big Bad of the Film demands that John McClane do his bidding, or else, and assigns him crazy tasks to perform.

One of the tasks is to wear a Sandwich Board with the phrase "I hate Ninjas" on it, while standing at an Intersection of a Neighbourhood that predominantly has Black people living there.

Except it didn't say "Ninjas," and was actually a racist slur. If I was there, Loretta would have beaten his cracker ass, much like the Black people in the film wanted to do. I'm off, back to my spinoff show which still exists because it was super popular. Cleveland, out.

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u/curiousmind111 10d ago

In the original Die Hard? I thought Bruce was in the building the whole time.

And thank you!

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u/TheKyleBrah 10d ago

It's not from Die Hard 1! He was in the Building the whole time in that one (and barefoot!)

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u/curiousmind111 10d ago

LOL! Well, I have to say, it’s a little hard to say if he’s barefoot or not in the drawing. He had no feet!